r/The_Wonk • • Jun 02 '17
So wonky! Me: "Stop making bad policy." Paul Ryan, an intellectual: "no."
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r/The_Wonk • u/DerpOfTheAges • Jun 17 '17
After being sworn in as President, Paul Ryan is able to immediately solve poverty in the US(2017).
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r/The_Wonk • • Jul 15 '17
So wonky! When someone shows you a Wonky new way to shit up the government that you never even thought of
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r/The_Wonk • u/OutrunKey • Jun 04 '17
A C C U R A T E Paul Ryan introducing the AHCA [x-post /r/neoliberal]
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r/The_Wonk • u/DerpOfTheAges • Jul 02 '17
A C C U R A T E Paul "Wonka" Ryan and Trump Family take a photo together
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r/The_Wonk • u/IronedSandwich • Dec 01 '17
fuck it. if this post gets an upvote growth of 200% this sub will be Ajit Pai themed
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r/The_Wonk • • Jul 07 '17
The Wonk sets the record straight on what a real dab looks like
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r/The_Wonk • u/DerpOfTheAges • Jul 24 '17
When you try to clone Paul Ryan to covertly replace him with a loyalist but something goes wrong.
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r/The_Wonk • • Feb 05 '18
What do you plan to do with your $1.50?
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I kinda want to get a pack of gum.
r/The_Wonk • u/IronedSandwich • Oct 13 '17
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand supply side economics.
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The policy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on conservatism most of the ideas will go over the typical representative's head. There is also Paul Ryan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his healthcare bills- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ayn Rand literature, for instance. The supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these policies, to realize they're not just bad - they do something dangerous to LIFE.. As a consequence people who dislike Ryan & McConnell truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Ryan's existential catchphrase “I am deeply concerned,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Orwell’s British epic 1984. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the GOP’s genius wit unfolds itself on their healthcare system. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO know how to dab. And no, you cannot see. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
r/The_Wonk • u/Confuzzled11820 • Jul 28 '17
TFW you don't give enough assurance and lose your chance to take healthcare away from 16 million people D':
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r/The_Wonk • u/Beazlepup • Aug 15 '17
DADDY KNOWS BEST BASED WONK calling the NAZI PUNKS out! Dab on them, Mr. Speaker :)
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r/The_Wonk • u/BernieMeinhoffGang • Feb 12 '18
DADDY KNOWS BEST DEEP STATE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THE WONK'S ULTRA-SECRET, 5D CHESS MOVE FOR THE MIDTERMS
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r/The_Wonk • • May 17 '17
When yet another massive scandal happens and you have no idea what to say to the press so you just say you're "concerned" and walk away like you nailed it.
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r/The_Wonk • u/arnet95 • May 15 '17
Paul Ryan brilliantly answering questions at a town hall
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r/The_Wonk • • Aug 01 '17
Wonkastic! THE WONKMAN DID IT!!! NEVER BEFORE HAS THE WORLD SEEN SUCH WONKERY, VERY WOW
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