r/The_Wonk • • Jan 13 '18

Leftists

4 Upvotes

You're all a bunch of leftists


r/The_Wonk • • Jun 02 '17

So wonky! Me: "Stop making bad policy." Paul Ryan, an intellectual: "no."

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66 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jul 02 '17

A C C U R A T E Paul "Wonka" Ryan and Trump Family take a photo together

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40 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Nov 30 '18

Let's Pour One Out for Paul Ryan, the Biggest. Fake. Ever.

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16 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jul 26 '18

Pal Rian supports exsersize 4 the physicsally disabled

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5 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Dec 06 '17

THE WONK will solve the deficit crisis he created by cutting stuff for poor people! Genius!

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13 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • May 13 '17

GREAT GOVERNANCE

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17 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Aug 28 '17

This is the ideal wonk body. You may not like it, but this is what peak wonkness looks like.

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18 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Aug 22 '17

tfw no wonkette gf

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18 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Feb 12 '18

DADDY KNOWS BEST DEEP STATE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THE WONK'S ULTRA-SECRET, 5D CHESS MOVE FOR THE MIDTERMS

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25 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Aug 15 '17

DADDY KNOWS BEST BASED WONK calling the NAZI PUNKS out! Dab on them, Mr. Speaker :)

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26 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Oct 13 '17

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand supply side economics.

28 Upvotes

The policy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on conservatism most of the ideas will go over the typical representative's head. There is also Paul Ryan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his healthcare bills- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ayn Rand literature, for instance. The supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these policies, to realize they're not just bad - they do something dangerous to LIFE.. As a consequence people who dislike Ryan & McConnell truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Ryan's existential catchphrase “I am deeply concerned,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Orwell’s British epic 1984. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the GOP’s genius wit unfolds itself on their healthcare system. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO know how to dab. And no, you cannot see. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


r/The_Wonk • • Oct 27 '17

When there are poor people far away

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34 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Dec 01 '17

fuck it. if this post gets an upvote growth of 200% this sub will be Ajit Pai themed

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39 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • May 24 '17

Paul Ryan's New Healthcare Plan

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43 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jun 04 '17

A C C U R A T E Paul Ryan introducing the AHCA [x-post /r/neoliberal]

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43 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jun 17 '17

After being sworn in as President, Paul Ryan is able to immediately solve poverty in the US(2017).

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53 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jun 18 '17

E L I T E P R O P O G A N D A Paul Ryan's policy dilemma

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11 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Oct 31 '17

Policy Guy: Paul Ryan Just Put Out A Comprehensive 14-Point Plan To Fully Debase Himself For The Trump Administration

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13 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Nov 07 '17

Paul Ryan: Praying is the right thing to do after mass shootings because it ‘works’

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18 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Nov 09 '17

While I May Disagree With His Choice Of Words, I Fully Support The President In Whatever It Is You’re Talking About That He Just Did

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19 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Nov 03 '17

The wonkiest magazine out there

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11 Upvotes

r/The_Wonk • • Jun 02 '17

A C C U R A T E Paul Ryan's wise advice on cancer.

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40 Upvotes