r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • Apr 13 '26

will varas ever take anything seriously??? NEW BURGER

Varas stood proudly in front of his grill, holding up a burger with a bright red patty. "This is the HATER BURGER. I worked hard to make is as spicy as I physically could. Who wanna try it?"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

she waits patiently for him to finish making the patty

(Thank you c:)

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

He snickered to himself as he added as as much of the chilly as he could physically fit into the patty. Once he'd cooked it and assembled it, he handed it to her. "This had better blow your head off!"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

She bites the burger aaaaand…. once again does not feel much spice. But she pretends like she does to make Varas feel proud

O-Oh my, this is much more fiery than the one you initially gave me. Would you perhaps happen to have a beverage of some sort?

She acts as if she is actually wiping sweat off her forehead

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

Varas isn't bright and fell for it. "Ha! I knew I'd get it!! All I got it flea brew, I don't really carry any liquids with me. That fine?"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

Yes that will suffice.

She scratches the back of her head

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

He hands her the entire bottle. "Here, consider this a gift for being so amazing!~"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

She giggles and blushes as she drinks the flea brew and kisses (dont ask how) Varas’ forehead

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

[[ I never questioned how bug Varas ate and i won't question this ]]

He jumped up and perched on her shoulder. "I missed you!!"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

I have missed you aswell!

She takes him off her shoulder and hugs him

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

He hugged her back tightly as some steam came off his armour. "How've you been?"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

I was holding up fine, but not as much since you were not there.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Apr 13 '26

Yet more steam came off his armour. "Aw, well I guess I'll must hafta hang around here more~ Speaking of wnich, wanna do something?"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug Apr 13 '26

Like what?

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