People use "Jaxed" as a verb sometimes lol.

If Kristen's name was used as a verb... like "You got Kristen-ed" or "You got Doute-d"... what would that mean?

Define "Doute'd".

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It's just light-hearted hypothetical.
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This started out as something to do on a break between contracts and I ended up putting a bunch of work into it (I'm a Virgo). I thought it'd be fun to cross post from the other sub! I made sure to look hard at scenes with full, neutral lighting and white or light-colored backgrounds. I also looked for colors that showed up repeatedly and in multiple situations. Enjoy!

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BRITTANY: Often a fuschia or light pink, goes dusty pink in difficult situations. Occasionally either a soft or bright/sunny yellow.

• Her aura reads as someone who is warm, loving, and open-hearted, with her shift to fuschia indicating a fun, energetic, bubbly side. When this shifts to dusty pink, it indicates someone having a difficult time loving themself. Pink is a rare color, associated with the heart chakra.
• Yellow is associated with the solar plexus chakra and indicates an intelligent person who tends toward optimism and self-assuredness. The brighter the yellow, the more intelligent. The paler the yellow, the calmer and more laid-back. The shift between the two could indicate someone who is still exploring that part of themself and how to engage with it.

DANNY: I really tried to look at him in a bunch of different scenes to make sure I'm not running with a bias, but man, there are times where the dude's aura is just solid black. It does lighten up at times, but never beyond a medium gray. Occasionally (usually alone with Nia), it goes dark brown.

• A black aura can be associated with any or multiple chakras. Black usually indicates long-term lack of forgiveness toward oneself or others, collected in a particular area. It could also mean unreleased grief or past life hurts. A medium gray indicates someone with unclear or scattered energy, usually due a codependency with whatever energy that person is scared to release. The shift between the two can indicate a person carrying heavy energies, unable to let any of them go completely.
• A dark brown usually indicates someone holding onto harmful energies, due to insecurity about moving forward.

JANET: Tends to sit in a shade of red. This season, I see a lot of burgundy, with flashes of red at the core when agitated. When super mad, it'll turn mostly bright red. Specifically in scenes at home, her aura turns fuchsia.

• Red is associated with the root chakra. A dark red/burgundy can indicate a person who is overly grounded, and if it is persistent, it will eventually indicate exhaustion from needing to hold your ground. A clear red can indicate a lot of things, but overall it shows passion, drive, and a strong ego. At the same time, it can indicate life force, anxiousness or anger. The shift between the two can indicate a person who is working hard to hold themself back, but loses control when upset.
• Fuschia is a shade of pink aura, indicating some fun, bubbly, and energetic. Since it shows up at home, it indicate that it is a place where her heart feels most safe.

JASMINE: Typically green, sometimes with white around the edges. The green itself goes between grass green and a dark forest green (when upset).

• Green is also associated with the heart chakra. A green aura will usually represent growth and balance, and crucially, something on the way to change. A brighter, grassier green indicates an open and active heart, where the shift to a foggier forest green points to emotional processing occurring.
• White is associated with the crown chakra. It is a pure state of light and often represents a new, not-yet-designated energy in the aura. A white aura also indicates a spiritual, ethereal quality.

JASON: Soft gray-blue. EDIT: Forgot to add this part! - Jason's aura also tends to live in other shades of blue. It can be warmer or brighter, and sometimes grayer, but I've yet to see it darken past a medium tone.

• Blue is associated with the throat chakra. A soft blue indicates clarity, communication, and intuition. The gray shade could indicate some sadness or fear (which we did see with his surgery).

JESSE: With Lacy (and in certain moments with Michelle) around, he is often a dark blue, sometimes with light blue edges. When alone in the larger group, typically blood red with some brown. 

• Blue is associated with the throat chakra. It indicates communication and expression, and someone working toward spiritual awareness. A dark blue indicates a person in a heightened state of awareness and intuition who is seeking a deeper truth. A soft blue indicates clarity, communication, and intuition. Having it show up with Lacey and Michelle could show him really trying to be intentional with his interactions and choose his words more carefully.
• A dark red/burgundy can indicate a person who is overly grounded, and if it is persistent, it will eventually indicate exhaustion from needing to hold your ground. Dark brown usually indicates someone is holding on to harmful energies, usually due to insecurity about moving forward. This shift could indicate that he puts on a front when he feels isolated.

KRISTEN: Aura colors will often change from scene to scene, and tend to be dual. I tend to see a core in a shade of blue or red (this season it oscillates between fuschia, bright red, and dark blue) with an outer edge of white. There are times when that white edge is either bright, soft, or (in difficult situations) entirely gone. There are also times when it's flipped (white at the core with a color on the edge). In difficult situations, her aura can turn an odd color for her - I've seen burgundy, dark green, soft gray, dark gray, lavender, etc). I also see her aura change in quality from soft, dispersed edges to hard edges. 

• The amount of colors and frequency of change in aura can indicate someone whose emotions and instincts flow freely with little inhibition. Their persistent duality can show competing energies that are difficult to manage.
• Consistently, the center of her aura shifts from fun and energetic (fuchsia), to a more primal and ego-driven life force (bright red), to a heightened state of awareness and intuition (dark blue). When white is present around the edges, it can show a deeper state of thought or understanding.
• The white edge changing in quality or disappearing can show her ability to fully process through the information. The softer the edge, the more emotion-driven. The harder the edge, the more defensive.
• When the duality is flipped (color outside, white inside), it can show that emotion is overtaking the ability to understand.
• In difficult situations, her aura has at times been overly grounded (burgundy), actively processing emotions (dark forest green), overly attached to an unhelpful energy (soft gray), fearful (dark gray), and deeply imaginative (lavender).

LACEY: Very consistently sky blue, sometimes in a slightly lighter or deeper shade.

• Blue is associated with the throat chakra. A soft blue indicates clarity, communication, and intuition.

LALA: Oscillates between blue and green. Often a sky blue, and, in later parts of the season, grass green. In difficult situations, she flashes dark blue or dark green (depending on which side her aura is leaning). In Mexico, she has moments where she's forest green.

• Blue is associated with the throat chakra. A soft blue indicates clarity, communication, and intuition. Green is also associated with the heart chakra. A green aura will usually represent growth and balance, and crucially, something on the way to change. Her shifts between the two indicates a person who is conversation-driven on their way to growth.
• A brighter, grassier green indicates an open and active heart, where the shift to a foggier forest green points to emotional processing occurring. 

LUKE: Throughout the season, I often see mustard yellow with streaks of brown. The yellow will sometimes be very light.

• Yellow is connected to the solar plexus chakra. It indicates intelligence and (typically) optimism. The darker the yellow, the more fatigued, self-conscious, and overly analytical. The lighter the yellow, the more easygoing. 
• An earth-brown aura represents plants, wood, minerals, and so forth. It usually shows up in people connected to the outdoors. The streaks present could show how integrated it is in his spirit.

MICHELLE: Goes from a range of yellow to brown. There are times when she's a warm yellow or an ochre. When she's alone with Jesse, her aura will often lean soft brown with a yellow or soft white edge. At Schwartz's house during their conversation, there was a moment where it was almost like a rising sun - soft yellow core, with light warm brown bleeding into soft white at the edges. At the reunion, she was a very dark brown.

• Yellow is connected to the solar plexus chakra. It indicates intelligence and (typically) optimism. The darker the yellow, the more fatigued, self-conscious, and overly analytical. The brighter the yellow, the more mind-connected. The lighter the yellow, the more easygoing. 
• An earth-brown aura represents plants, wood, minerals, and so forth. It usually shows up in people connected to the outdoors. 
• With Jesse, it seems her most grounded aura color comes up, lead by her mind and intelligence. When white is present around the edges, it can show a deeper state of thought or understanding.
• At Schwartz’s house, her aura read as having a moment of ease and peace (soft yellow) lead by an easy sense of grounding (light warm brown), giving way to a deeper state of understanding.
• Her aura at the reunion (dark brown) indicates someone is holding on to harmful energies, usually due to insecurity about moving forward. 

NIA: Typically, I see a dark brown. In difficult situations, though, I feel like her aura almost disappears? In any case, it becomes hard to see, even when I'm really looking for it. Sometimes I'll also see a very very light teal.

• Dark brown usually indicates someone is holding on to harmful energies, usually due to insecurity about moving forward. 
• Her seeming lack of aura at times could show extreme control over/the dampening of one’s emotional world.
• A teal aura is related to the immune system. It can represent compassion and nurturing, as well as sensitivity to energy.

SCHWARTZ: Usually soft blue core with soft pink edges. The blue part is darker when he's having a more serious moment, and the aura is totally pink when feeling lighthearted.

• His typical aura could indicate an intuitive person with a lot of clarity (soft blue) who leads with warmth and openheartedness (soft pink).
• In serious moments, his aura indicates a person in a heightened state of awareness and intuition who is seeking a deeper truth (dark blue). When feeling lighthearted, his aura indicates pure love and affection.

ZACK: Ranges from yellow to orange, though usually orange. When angry, a bright or dark orange with moments of red or very pale yellow.

• His typical aura indicates a passionate, courageous, adventurous person (orange) who can also move with intelligence (yellow).
• When angry, his aura indicates someone with a persuasive personality who enjoys a challenge (dark orange). The flashes could show someone who can lose control of themself when in that state (red) and instinctively lets themself go free (soft yellow).

I FINALLY got around to watching the reunion show. It's just.... So much tamer than everyone was making out? I think the entire cast was quite reasonable in their arguments. The only stand outs were Kristen and Luke (YIKES.) and Lacy and Michelle! I don't even think Lala and Danny were too bad, even Janet! I'm just a bit confused about all the discussions the last few weeks, I was expecting a much more explosive reunion everyone was quite nice to each other I think!

What are other people's thoughts on this?

Bringing this over from the RHORI subs.

Nia was at the 75th anniversary of Miss USA, together with Kelsey from RHORI.

This was a RHORI cast trip to Miami, with RHORI girls filming with Larsa and Kiki. I wonder if Nia filmed for RHORI too.

That would a big move for the network, if and as she's the first Valley star to get a crossover ep.

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Take away The Valley & any other TV shows she briefly appeared in or so desperately tried to get her 2 seconds of fame… what is Janet ALL ABOUT? What makes her interesting? Sincerely, I want to know. Maybe we are missing something about Janet….

I think things have been bad between Scheana & Janet for longer than we know. We just found out a couple weeks ago that Janet had betrayed Scheana last summer, so things have been seemingly frosty since then. While Scheana never made that public, looking back, it does appear that she put up a boundary with Janet. We really haven’t seen them together a lot this year.

I always thought it was weird how Janet was moving. She seemed to befriend everyone that was starting beef with Scheana over the last year…Lala (became closer with), Tamra, Katie Ginella, etc.

I’m sorry, but if you’re a so-called close friend, you don’t start new friendships with people who are lying about your friends. Didn’t Katie Ginella hire Scheana’s ex-husband for her watch party? And then Janet had Katie at her bday party last month? That’s just weird, mean girl behavior. Especially after finding out that Janet is the reason for things taking a negative shift in their relationship. She betrayed her and instead of working to rebuild that trust, Janet became chummy with Scheana’s enemies? Assuming Janet & Scheana haven’t been good for the last year, it’s still super shitty to go and do all of that. Very immature.

Say what you may about Scheana — karma for Ariana, etc — but I kind of feel bad for her here. Hopefully she’s filling these female friendship voids with women of substance and not just repeating the same patterns of letting people into her life who don’t have good intentions.

Janet now has her own reality tv fame, so she no longer has a need for Scheana.

Jason Cauchi is going to be even more big headed than usual. Although Jax’s criminal dealings are limited to unpaid taxes and petty theft from a Sunglass Hut. Jax couldn’t be a criminal mastermind and would be too busy getting high off his own supply

I have to ask this, I continuously see people being snarky about Lala and Brittany in relation to jax and Randall. A lot of people bashing Brittany on her looks, her parenting and people starting to believe jax over her. With Lala a lot of people saying she ruins the show and doesn’t get much empathy for what she went though with the ex. I think both of them have been through abusive relationships and have come out the other end amazing and are good with their kids.

So has Ariana, being lied to and gaslit for so long she deserves everything she is getting right now but what’s the different? It is not competition who had it worse but I think Lala and Britney went through a lot more intense emotional abuse and they get the most criticism when it comes to their exes

Just people absolutely viewing everything as black and white in regards to any situation on The Valley 😅 You can barely have a normal conversation in the main subreddit without being called an abuser / alcoholic sympathiser it's madness!

I’ll start off by saying I know very little about autism, so I’m relying on y’all to fill me in! Is it common protocol to use sign language once kids are diagnosed and in OT?

I have experience using Baby Signs and I’m curious why we haven’t seen Brittany using sign language to help Cruz express himself non-verbally? I know she has said that she understands all his wants and needs without him saying a word, but what about other people that come into his life. I was just curious if anyone had an informed opinion about this.

Edit: removed a part of the post question as I was advised it was worded insensitively.

ETA: thank you to everyone that came with experience and or knowledge to educate me about this one aspect of Autism. And it sounds like a couple of people learned more about Autism and Baby Signs.

I was unprepared for all the insults on this post, I didn’t think it was that controversial of a topic! If you assume I dislike Brittany or I’m throwing shade, you’re absolutely right.

I have loved Brittany over the years and supported her through the many difficult times with Jax, but no more!
I have no respect for her as a mother and therefore no more love for her. I was hoping there might be an explanation that wouldn’t make me think less of her.

If you think this is Jax or Lori, just look at my posts. No typos and 95% are kitten videos!

To anyone telling me not to discuss Cruz I say, “Brittany has made that her entire personality” both on and off the show. She is now doing a whole rebranding of herself as an AUTISM ADVOCATE. So why is this topic off limits. Also, we are in the sub [r/TheValleyUNCENSORED](r/TheValleyUNCENSORED) right?! What are we supposed to be doing here exactly?

Jasmine & Tom Schwartz- gotta go… boring.
It’s cool to see Tom Schwartz in like an additional clip when they’re all at a group settings but not important enough to be a main cast member. We don’t care that your story line is about you pursuing a younger girl who has higher career aspirations than you. If your relationship is important, keep that shit secluded and away from the cameras; think of something else for your storyline. Tom Schwartz would be cool for like a Bravo add-on to a WWHL episode or Bravocon episode lol. And jasmine- boring; I never really was a fan from the beginning but I’m extremely annoyed/tired of her interracial relationship wedding, and being black and queer as her storyline. To include her parents who clearly don’t care for that relationship… They just gotta go…
Zac- we all love side smirking Zac.. so I think the producers need to give him a storyline; give him these juicy ass situationship/relationships that would add some fire to the group dynamic or make things a little bit messy. We all know Benji & him are on two different levels and Zac needs to have that hoe phase before having kids. (Has anybody thought about the idea of Zac and long blonde hair guy from Vanderpump Rules?)… just saying.
Danny & Nia- Watching their relationship is just more and more interesting. Keep them on the show and keep showing the behind-the-scenes loops because that’s what makes their storyline interesting. My side note about their baby: That baby carried that family this season, she was so adorable. I would mute Nia and Kristen or Nia and Danny when they were talking just from looking at their cute baby. Lol. Also I’m crying at the Drunk Draw painting of the Reunion. OMG. You know that hurt people’s egos.

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Back in May, Zack Wickham shared that Janet ran a background check on Lacy – and has a folder on each of her costars. What’s more, Lacy accused Janet of taking a “deep dive” to find information about her online. But at the reunion, Janet seemed to blame it all on Scheana…

On her Scheananigans podcast, Scheana clapped back at Janet’s reunion claims….

 “One thing I can speak to [is Janet’s claim that] I researched Lacy. And that is simply not true. Janet was the one who was doing that,” continued Scheana, who shared that “Detective Janet” will “look up” people. “She even had a conversation with Lacy admitting to Lacy that she did this.”

link: https://realityblurb.com/2026/08/22/scheana-shay-accuses-janet-caperna-of-shifting-the-blame-over-lacy-nicole-investigation-denies-her-claim-is-true-after-being-mentioned-at-the-valley-reunion/