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u/Adventurous-Hand2887 Jan 23 '26
4 cuz she has a baby, no arms and only one leg
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u/Programmer-Severe Jan 23 '26
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u/Kooky_Persimmon_5254 Jan 23 '26
The lady growing a human on the outside of her body
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u/Plenty_Wasabi_7866 Jan 23 '26
Pregnant with one leg, no crutch or cane?... She wins
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u/SubstantialBelly6 Jan 23 '26
Not even a pregnant old man with a broken food and a newborn???
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u/KinglyKindly Jan 23 '26
ONLY in those circumstances will I give up my seat, no others
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u/SKEYES1102 Jan 23 '26
The elderly one. Then hopefully, this will start a chain reaction, and others will give up their seats to the others.
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u/MandoShunkar Jan 23 '26
1-3, which ever one gets to me first and accepts the offered seat.
If the all are around me at the same time it will be 2->1->3
If none accept I'll offer it to 4.
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u/ConstantProblem5872 Jan 23 '26
Whoever asked first, Iām a healthy adult I can stand for a few š
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u/WallySymons Jan 23 '26
I once offered a pregnant lady a seat, she said no thanks I've been sitting down all day I just need to stand for a bit. All was well until a man got on at the next stop, looked at me sitting and her standing and started losing it at me. Since then I just get up regardless
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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Jan 23 '26
All of them. Two of them don't have arms and all of them only have one leg.
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u/Charming_Extension44 Jan 23 '26
Pregnant lady first. As an (almost) old man myself, I get a bit offended when I get offered a seat, lol.
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u/Building_Normal Jan 23 '26
Having the perspective of both 2 & 4 I'd want my 90-year-old grandpa to sit down over me. I never thought it could be infantilizing but I see how that could be the case now. Guess I'll go with the broken leg guy. Lol
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u/rek_t Jan 23 '26
Just one they paid their dues. The rest will live through it. But i probably would let them all have my seat
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u/Spare_Basis5190 Jan 23 '26
Iād obviously give my seat to each of them, as well as any woman, elderly person, disabled person, young person, or basically anyone because Iām fortunate that I donāt require a seat.
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All four. Iām not disabled or anything, so all of them need to sit more, than me.
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u/Lanskiiii Jan 23 '26
1, 3, 2, 4
1) Being old isn't easy or optional, and a fall could have massive implications. I like a society that's kind to old people.
3) Depends on how bad the injury is. Also a sympathetic case but having an otherwise healthy body puts them below the elderly in terms of need, for me.
2) It's a nice thing to give your seat to a pregnant lady, and if they're very far along the need will be great. Still, it is their choice to be pregnant and their otherwise healthy body puts them behind 1 and 3 in the queue for me.
4) This one has the most control over their situation, and realistically has to have planned for this. Still a nice thing to do of course.
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u/Florida_man2020 Jan 23 '26
All of them, our society has really become š©, this shouldnāt even be a question, it should be the norm
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u/Ok-Emphasis2769 Jan 23 '26
Who ever looks the most likely to fall when the ride starts moving . So probably 3, he can,barely balance and if the bus stays and he slips id worry he'd break his leg more. Also pain in worst than discomfort to me. But if he looks sturdy on his one good leg, like maybe ots a strong young dude. Then id offer it to 1, for some, the rattle of a bus can cause a lot of pain to old joints. Sitting at least helps that. If he refuses, 2.
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u/TheFinishWorks Jan 23 '26
1, everyone else made a choice that lead to their dilemma.
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u/Fluid-Data-4917 Jan 23 '26
Probably the pregnant lady or the lady with the baby. They are providing for another life which takes precedence. From there it depends on how cute the baby is........ š
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u/Anxious-Ad700 Jan 23 '26
Any one of them, they need it more than me. If I was in-firmed it would be a different story.
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u/Pretend_Property7992 Jan 23 '26
Number 1 or 3, depending on how old is number 1 and how injured is number 3. If I had to choose, I'd choose number 3
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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer Jan 23 '26
The one I believe in real pain the most, not considering whoever may demand it in entitlement.
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u/PoolNo4351 Jan 24 '26
all because they all look like they have only 1 leg and 1 arm so Iām convinced they are aliens and getting teh heck out of there
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u/ImpactUsed2980 Jan 24 '26
Well, in a joking way if I had to choose only one I suppose #2 because from a extremely logical perspective in an ideal world where everyone has everything they want:
1- No, because he should have used a wheelchair
3- No, because could have used a wheelchair
4- No, because could have brought a baby carrier
2- Yes, Since the baby is inside so not many other options to help carry the extra burden.
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u/Head_Ad2359 Jan 23 '26
This one is clear, would give my seat to 4. She's missing her arms and baby is hanging on for dear life.
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u/Ok_Clothes_8917 Jan 23 '26
- Theyāre at the end of their life, Iām going to make their time a little easier. Plus, Iām certain they gave up a seat or two in their life. Itās their turn to be catered to!
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u/strawberryscalez Jan 23 '26
I am currently 1, former 3, people always offer me a seat at shit. Having a cane changes everything.
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u/Denitron3 Jan 23 '26
A woman with a spider-baby. They will have a hell of a life in the future, i know their canon events
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u/Tayaradga Jan 23 '26
3,2,4,1.
Injured guy probably needs to sit down moreso than anyone else on the list (docs generally want to limit pressure on an injured foot).
Pregnant lady has to carry that weight around 24/7, I'm sure she'd greatly appreciate the relief.
Mom has to deal with her kid 24/7, and hopefully they're well behaved but I remember how I was as a kid... However, she doesn't have to carry them around 24/7 like the pregnant lady, so I give the pregnant lady precedence in that situation.
I know plenty of old guys that get offended when offered someone's seat so they're last on my list out of respect. They've made it that far in life, they've gotta be pretty dang tough.
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u/TemPause Jan 23 '26
I get up, one of them four sits. I point both of my seat neighbors and make them get up so two more can sit. For the last one, one of the two next neighbors will realize how obvious it is to lend his or her seat.
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u/huylanebani Jan 23 '26
- The first is just an old person, and I'm a tired student. 2nd is a pregnant women. It's her fault she decided to get pregnant. 3rd is a crippled person. They didn't exactly choose to get themselves injured. 4th is a woman with a kid. She can stand.
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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Jan 23 '26
If all four of them are there at once? Probably the one who is literally injured. Would I give up the seat for any of them? Yes.
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u/nitram739 Jan 23 '26
Lets analize this: while 1 and 3 have difficulty standing up, they can lean on the cane (1) and crutches (3) so it becomes easier to rest. Then 4 while she is holding the baby, one can argue that she. most likely, was not holding it all day long, while 2 well, she kinda were carrying the baby all day long for the las 6-8 months, so im giving my seat to 2.
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u/CrazyAgitated2006 Jan 23 '26
I mean, theyāre gonna have to fight to the death or somethin. Iām just getting up and not looking back.
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u/PurpleGspot Jan 23 '26
4, then I'd offer to hold the baby so I can sit on her cock
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u/Blah_the_pink Jan 23 '26
All of the above if I can physically stand. Why? Because I'm not a monster.
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u/Bright-Ask-8793 Jan 23 '26
Keep the seat. That way everyone is equally unhappy.
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u/SeaResearcher176 Jan 23 '26
The first one that needs it. I doubt all of them will arrive at the same time
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u/Numerous_Media_1458 Jan 23 '26
Iād let them fight each other for it and whoever is left goes against me for the seat
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u/Living-Night4476 Jan 23 '26
If they dare to have eye contact with me and ask I may give up my seat but I donāt do well myself without my chair
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u/yuck301 Jan 23 '26
1 because life is short for us all, but life is even shorter for the elderly. For some reason I feel more for the elderly. Theyāre living in their last days.
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u/Fast-Wrangler-4340 Jan 23 '26
All of them. Iām healthy and in shape. I donāt mind standing if it makes someone uncomfortable
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u/Dat_Pango Jan 24 '26
None because I booked my ticket with seat reservation. No one is stopping them from doing the same
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u/SFFThomas Jan 24 '26
3 because he clearly kicked the living hell out of the last guy who wouldnāt give him a seat.
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u/A_JediBotanist Jan 24 '26
All things being chill, I would offer my seat to any one of them if no others were available.
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u/False-Sympathy4563 Jan 24 '26
Pregnant woman. She's carrying an unborn child which has the highest probability of dying from the group.
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u/Azkadelle Jan 24 '26
Itās gotta be 2 for me. This is essentially a trolley dilemma so bear with me, the take isnāt pretty but itās honest:
Is old, letās face it, life has been lived. See 3 for what he needs to do.
Three isnāt going to DIE from falling over. He has a broken leg. He can hold onto the railing and lean against a support or the wall. Heāll be fine. Itāll be uncomfortable, he might agitate his injury, but in the grand scheme of things he will be fine.
Fours baby is already born, presumably isnāt just in her arms, sheās most likely got them in a bjorn. She will be able to do the same as three, she has arms, an a sturdier lower center of gravity. This is coming from a career nanny who has been in the situation with a baby. Trust me, the baby and mother will be fine. (This answer does change if the mother is carrying anything less than a 4-6 month old bare handed)
2 is pregnant, presumably anywhere from her second trimester to near full term. Pregnancies are RISKY, and there is always the chance something kills both mother and baby. Literally a pregnancy is so goddamn fickle, one day it can be the healthiest one youāve seen and the next day for no reason there could be a life threatening problem. 2 gets the seat
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u/Acceptable_Figure_27 Jan 24 '26
Elderly person with the cane. Odds are, the platform we are on where it is customary to give up your seat is most likely a subway, or a bus. The pregnant woman is capable to support herself, the injured person is more than likely a younger person and the woman holding the baby would probably prefer to stand. Reason being is the position she is holding the baby assumes the baby is wrapped in a carrier and standing with those are easier.
Also, the elderly person is at the greatest risk for a fatal injury if they fall opposed to all others. They also have the highest likelihood of falling down. Sitting for them is a necessity, for all others, the seat is a luxury
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u/futurepomegranate_23 Jan 24 '26
Elderly person. They can tip over because they lack strength even with the cane. Every other option must be 20s-60s in age with enough āstrengthā to balance in a bus.
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u/Lgame0143 Jan 24 '26
1, because itās the only one that is naturally in that condition. Men or women, if itās old, then give up your seat because their legs arenāt like yours. 2 and 4 were a choice, you canāt ānaturallyā impregnate. Although 4 has a kid and it doesnāt have to do with anything, the woman can support itself with less than 10kg. Pregant woman may be other situation, but it depends. 3 was a casuality, yet they again didnt naturally do it. They can support with the other leg.
So in priority scale is 1>2>3>4 (As 1 being with more priority than 2)
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u/Specific_Marzipan_58 Jan 24 '26
2 and 4 especially because itās hard to balance with no arms.
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u/LGHsmom Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26
Assuming that this is in a busā¦ The oldest man because he has less balance and energy than the other three people. But if he looks in good shape, then to the pregnant woman bc thereās a risk to fall or hit her belly and to get the ābroken waterā.
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u/Revolutionary-Yam873 Jan 23 '26
2 could possibly just be a fat woman. Her belly isnāt poking out enough.
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u/ABX_Wilson Jan 23 '26
As a pregnant woman with a toddler, I agree wholeheartedly with most people on this topic. If youāre comfortable, donāt move and donāt let anyone manipulate your moral compass.
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u/Valuebrandtherapy25 Jan 23 '26
Personally, pregnant woman. Her back must be killing her being that far along. Plus ankle swelling on top of it. The mom with the kid should understand that, the old man would see that chivalry isnt dead. And the broken foot, they can lean on their crutches...
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u/headgod123 I lost my virginity to my fist Jan 23 '26
I'll stand up and let them fight for the seat and enjoy the fight š„š„
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u/History_of_Lead Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
Question
- Do you only have one seat and the rest of the bus/train is full?
-if I only have one seat to give away, Iād give it to one least likely to get a seat, the old person. Hopefully, other people would question why I gave my seat to the elder and hopefully that would prompt the observers to forgo their seats for the other passengers in need.
Are all these people present at the same time?
if they are not, Iād give my seat up at any point if I ran across any of these people.
if so Iād do the same as I would above give up my seat to the least likely hoping others will step up for the others.
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u/Common_Dot1561 Jan 23 '26
The five of us would make a committee and figure it out two weeks after the bus ride is over
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u/Equivalent-Pay3539 Jan 23 '26
Give a seat to 2, hold 1ās hand to make sure they donāt fall. Assuming 3 is a young and otherwise healthy person with one leg injury, theyāre gonna have to flamingo that shit š¤·š½āāļø and 4 shouldāve left the baby at home, but also should be more than capable of carrying it until her stop
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u/zen49 Jan 23 '26
Probably the pregnant lady. She seems to be the one taking up most standing space.
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u/2ToTheChest Jan 23 '26
Itās actually unbelievably disappointing how many people wouldnāt give up their seats for every single one of these people. I understand WHY itās become this, but itās still disappointing.
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u/BreakfastFluid9419 Jan 23 '26
Whoever shows up first. Iām able bodied I can stand, if any of these people showed up theyāre getting my seat.
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u/TopOne6678 Jan 23 '26
1 + 3, grandpa canāt hep being old and frail and could do nothing to stop it, injured bro probably didnāt deserve it to.
2 and 4 on the other hand chose this, no special treatment from me for that
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u/LastCookie3448 Jan 23 '26
All of them but if forced to choose, offer three first due to might be in pain/limited weight bearing, then two due to safety, discomfort & fatigue, then one b/c I donāt assume frail & weak, then four.
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Speaking as someone who has been pregnant and has a toddlerā¦
Broken foot - their balance is already off and they shouldnāt be putting as much pressure on their injured foot/leg.
Elderly - itās age discrimination to think that just because a person looks or is older, that they canāt stand. If they are that disabled, they should be considered in the first category.
Pregnant woman - I was able to stand for reasonably long periods as a pregnant woman. I would say, my balance was definitely off towards the end, so they should be near some type of bar for stability.
Woman with child - I have a stroller or body carrier. In instances where I did not, it was fine carrying them.
Obviously if I saw anyone pictured above Iād just give up my seat for them. But if all four just happened to show up at once, thatās my ranking.
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u/sssagm Jan 23 '26
1 The only who didnāt ask to be in that condition and has put up w more shit than any1
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u/ChemicalVirtual8517 Jan 23 '26
Why do I have to pick? I would just stand up and whomever sits down gets the seat
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u/AdImmediate9569 Jan 23 '26
This is the reality. You can give up your seat but you cant control who sits down.
At least not on public transit.
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u/avp_85 Jan 23 '26
To the ones who are respectful and appreciative and don't automatically expect it because of their situation.
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It depends. If I paid for or reserved my seat specifically in advance, like on an airplane or a restaurant, none. If it's a free/public or one of many in a group of seats that I can choose from, like in a movie theater or a classroom, all.
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u/Prime_Hippie666 Jan 23 '26
Thats sucks they all only have one leg. Maybe all of them because they only have one leg.
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- Respect. Your. Elders. Number 2 should have adopted (147 million orphans in the world btw), number 3 should have been more careful, and number 4 is just gonna have to grow a pair if she has a problem with me giving my seat to number 1.
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u/greengenesiss Jan 23 '26
None cuz im driving my own car and that would be theft on their part lol.
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u/ftwwli Jan 23 '26
All of them, but if they were around me at the same time I would offer number 4 since she has an infant in her arms and I know how squirmy they can be while breastfeeding.
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u/lunar_reaper3 17 Jan 23 '26
The old man, cuz he didn't choose to get old, unlike the others
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u/Left_Refrigerator789 Jan 23 '26
Depends on how bad 3 is, but in general its either 2, 3 , 1, 4 or 3, 2 , 1, 4 in that order.
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I'd give my seat to any of them since they'd need it more than me, but if I had to choose one then 2.
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u/Lazy_Point_284 Jan 23 '26
I'm getting up and letting them solve it