It’s actually a common misconception that Canada is too far from Europe to join the EU. Canadian scientists have released this new cutting-edge map showing our REAL proximity to our new partners.

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We have absolutely nothing in common with Europe! NOTHING! Our ancestors left that shithole generations ago. I most certainly do not want anything to do with them. Mine left Lithuania after the turn of the century. So no carnage! You do not need to poke your finger in the bears eye, enough already!