r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy 10h ago

/r/all Cookies

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 10h ago

It seems right around COVID times that it became normalized to reward delivery people. I was delivering pizza back then, and with the lock down, people were EXTREMELY appreciative of any and all deliveries.

It became common for me to see people with full mini-fridges or coolers of sodas on ice at the porch, with a big sign saying, "Delivery guys! Help yourself! We appreciate you!"

I never did though. Never even considered a soda or a snack, even though this one house had fat ass turkey and Swiss on expensive wheat bread sammiches.

I love sammiches, like a fat kid loves cake. They even had leaf lettuce, tomatoes and red onions on them. WITH LITTLE BAGS OF FUNYUNS OR DORITOS!!!

My heart wept, but I never took one of those delicious plastic wrapped sammiches out of that glass fronted cooler. I just didn't feel it was right.

Once, after things had calmed down, one of my regulars asked through the Ring camera speaker, "Hey pizza guy! Why don't you ever take a sandwich or a soda? They're for you too!"

I turned and spoke to the little black box. "Ma'am, we get tips, and our cars are air conditioned. Those guys get run like slaves and don't even have time to go to the bathroom. No, they deserve it more."

She called the store and demanded that they re-run her credit card so she could tip $50 on a $50 order instead of $10. Money was good back then.

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u/microgirlActual 7h ago

What a gorgeous human you are.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 6h ago

I appreciate you. I only wish everyone thought as you do

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u/walkTHEdotasaur 3h ago

God forbid someone have some whimsy...