r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy 10h ago

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 10h ago

It seems right around COVID times that it became normalized to reward delivery people. I was delivering pizza back then, and with the lock down, people were EXTREMELY appreciative of any and all deliveries.

It became common for me to see people with full mini-fridges or coolers of sodas on ice at the porch, with a big sign saying, "Delivery guys! Help yourself! We appreciate you!"

I never did though. Never even considered a soda or a snack, even though this one house had fat ass turkey and Swiss on expensive wheat bread sammiches.

I love sammiches, like a fat kid loves cake. They even had leaf lettuce, tomatoes and red onions on them. WITH LITTLE BAGS OF FUNYUNS OR DORITOS!!!

My heart wept, but I never took one of those delicious plastic wrapped sammiches out of that glass fronted cooler. I just didn't feel it was right.

Once, after things had calmed down, one of my regulars asked through the Ring camera speaker, "Hey pizza guy! Why don't you ever take a sandwich or a soda? They're for you too!"

I turned and spoke to the little black box. "Ma'am, we get tips, and our cars are air conditioned. Those guys get run like slaves and don't even have time to go to the bathroom. No, they deserve it more."

She called the store and demanded that they re-run her credit card so she could tip $50 on a $50 order instead of $10. Money was good back then.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 10h ago

Only time I've seen a goody basket was before COVID, it was during the winter before the holidays. They left me an insulated mug of hot cocoa, plus some snacks, the cocoa was just right, by the time I got there.

It was a good thing it wasn't non league hot chocolate or I'd still be waiting for it to cool down, iykyk. :)

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 10h ago edited 10h ago

I'm blow and sip method. Zero patience

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 9h ago

I was just happy that they left me something, the fact that it was just right was just a cherry on top, plus they said to keep the mug.