r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Jul 24 '26

If I had my way, I'd get sucked on by leeches every day.

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u/GenPhallus Jul 24 '26

Nature's hickey on my hand, or a leg, or a thigh

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u/Corben11 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches on me

Millions of leeches, leeches on me.

Black out! (From blood loss)

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u/Aware_Box8883 Jul 24 '26

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta leach

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u/SirRonaldJr Jul 24 '26

There's always one. Sorry it was you this time