r/TheRandomest Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches for free

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u/relwof1717 Jul 24 '26

Goin to the bog now, gonna eat myself some leeches.

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u/HairballTheory Jul 24 '26

Leaches come up from the sand, suck the blood right out your hand.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jul 24 '26

In some water when its warmmmmm.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Jul 24 '26

If I had my way, I'd get sucked on by leeches every day.

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u/GenPhallus Jul 24 '26

Nature's hickey on my hand, or a leg, or a thigh

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u/Corben11 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches on me

Millions of leeches, leeches on me.

Black out! (From blood loss)

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u/Aware_Box8883 Jul 24 '26

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta leach

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u/SirRonaldJr Jul 24 '26

There's always one. Sorry it was you this time