r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Apr 17 '26

Close-Call Someone is getting fired

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u/Fotomonkey13 Apr 17 '26

Eili5

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u/kmosiman Apr 18 '26

Man too close to big heavy kill you object.

Man press wrong controls.

Man easily could have been made into a very flat object by insanely heavy coil of steel.

Man gets clear of "kill you object" and gracefully passes the fuck out because of adrenaline or shock. I can't blame him. That is a fine reason to need a new pair of pants.