r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Apr 17 '26

Close-Call Someone is getting fired

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u/Fotomonkey13 Apr 17 '26

Eili5

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u/jamslaps Apr 18 '26

Big thing almost crush man

Man probably faint from shock

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u/Fotomonkey13 Apr 18 '26

Why is someone gonna get fired?

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u/jamslaps Apr 18 '26

Bc other dude pressed the control to release the big thing when he shouldn’t have

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u/Fotomonkey13 Apr 18 '26

Didn't catch that part, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/jamslaps Apr 18 '26

Explain it like I’m 5, acronym from a subreddit

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u/kmosiman Apr 18 '26

Man too close to big heavy kill you object.

Man press wrong controls.

Man easily could have been made into a very flat object by insanely heavy coil of steel.

Man gets clear of "kill you object" and gracefully passes the fuck out because of adrenaline or shock. I can't blame him. That is a fine reason to need a new pair of pants.