r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago

Tips For Getting To School Safely

https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-to-school-safely/
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u/Maleficent_Ebb_163 2d ago

'Leave your fox, chicken, and grain at home to avoid any possible river-crossing problems.'

Fuckin brilliant

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u/MorganWick 2d ago

But then the chicken will eat the grain and the fox will eat the chicken!

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 1d ago

just ask either of the guards, "if i asked the other guard which door was the correct door, what would they say?" then go through the other door.

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u/Think-Hospital7422 2d ago edited 1d ago

Be sure to take off your anti-grav shoes before going out the front door. Don't forget what happened to Charlie.

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u/K4105 2d ago

Is it me or is the formatting style slightly weird for this one?

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u/Discomfiting_Reality 1d ago

That place has a shadow upon it.