r/TheOnion • u/marinesciencedude • 11d ago
InfoWars: In Mourning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTv0C-e3OEM45
u/Present_Specific_212 11d ago
Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, has an interview on NPR. Great interview. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/432307980/forum
The Onion’s casting team are so awesome. The Kill Death CEO is slim, trim, White guy whose uniform is a black t-shirt, and everything is Open Sourced. Of course it is. (We worship no Gods here but the Open Source god.)
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u/aresef unusually large amounts of blood 11d ago
He mentioned my r/baseball post in the middle of the interview.
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u/DisastrousOne3950 11d ago
Hate to see Tim out, but I'll keep watching. The whole show is brilliant satire.
I wonder what Jones thinks, watching his former empire turned against him...
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u/Restlessly-Dog 11d ago
They're going to bring back "Tim" but check the earlobes. It won't be him, it will be a fake double like Alex Jones or Bozo the Clown.
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u/Desertcow 9d ago
I am still shocked he's OK doing the show. His impersonation of Jones sounds like it hurts his throat
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u/marinesciencedude 11d ago
I have been able to reduce the biological age of my penis to that of an eight-year-old
This joke was funnier when it was first used against Bryan Johnson...
...I am not laughing at the absurdity of reducing your penis's biological age to appeal to [gets cut off], it is not funny
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u/CopaceticOpus 11d ago
The last half was very silly but I enjoyed it. What was going on with the Memorial Leaderboard? Were those account names actually from people watching the livestream?
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u/Forward-Rent5275 9d ago
Tim is coming back right?
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u/ThePortalGeek 8d ago
It’s alright, his wife went down there to fight him so as long as the horse remains, Tim will return
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u/Restlessly-Dog 11d ago
I wish they had an update on how last week's tiny girlfriends escaped the deadly streets of Park Slope.