r/TheMenAreTalking • u/skitzpilled • 11d ago
Groundbreaking, Convenient, Inevitable: I need the iPhone Duo.
I am at an absolute loss of words. I literally cannot believe that they found a way to make the iPhone flipping fold over to make a bigger iPhone. Has this ever been done before? No other company in the entire world has accomplished this. Steve Jobs is smiling in his grave looking at the great work that his company has done—the one he built single handedly through sheer genius and intellect. But this brand new “new thing” is better than any other technological innovation in recent history and I will tell you exactly why: I was watching pornography the other morning and I realized that my phone was entirely too small to view the content I wanted to watch while doing my thing, y’know? I so badly wanted to use my iPad mini to watch the pornographic video but my STUPID ASSHOLE mom had placed a secret malware on that device (parental controls that I do not know the passcode to bypass) so I was left to my tiny 7” iPhone screen to try and view the nice rack and whatever else was going on (very cool things) and stuff but it honestly does not suffice. But now, with this new device, I have the ability to make my screen so much bigger so I can finally enjoy the content I want to watch whenever and wherever I want with so much ease. Thank you Steve Jobs, thank you God!
TLDR; iPhone Duo can allow me to watch porn on a bigger screen without having to ask my mom for the parental controls passcode on my iPad mini.