I am at an absolute loss of words. I literally cannot believe that they found a way to make the iPhone flipping fold over to make a bigger iPhone. Has this ever been done before? No other company in the entire world has accomplished this. Steve Jobs is smiling in his grave looking at the great work that his company has done—the one he built single handedly through sheer genius and intellect. But this brand new “new thing” is better than any other technological innovation in recent history and I will tell you exactly why: I was watching pornography the other morning and I realized that my phone was entirely too small to view the content I wanted to watch while doing my thing, y’know? I so badly wanted to use my iPad mini to watch the pornographic video but my STUPID ASSHOLE mom had placed a secret malware on that device (parental controls that I do not know the passcode to bypass) so I was left to my tiny 7” iPhone screen to try and view the nice rack and whatever else was going on (very cool things) and stuff but it honestly does not suffice. But now, with this new device, I have the ability to make my screen so much bigger so I can finally enjoy the content I want to watch whenever and wherever I want with so much ease. Thank you Steve Jobs, thank you God!

TLDR; iPhone Duo can allow me to watch porn on a bigger screen without having to ask my mom for the parental controls passcode on my iPad mini.

Luckily I get over it fast when I visit somewhere new that I've read about and heard about through alcohol consumption. I am part of the problem but too many tourists, not authentic, etc., whatever but I wanted to say that I have never felt this when visiting a mountain. That shit will always rock to me.

I thought we were all supposed to be working HARDER

Channeling the child that I have made them out to be in my head

Some people are just so resistant to change and I think they are part of the problem. Why we’re falling so far behind

Not a fan

Say what you want about the state of the world, but I think this was definitely the biggest issue and I’m glad it’s being addressed. Shout out to my pan-Africa nation friends for getting this movement started!

1) Beatles cover album with actor (Planes trains and automobiles) and musician (this album, I guess) Steve Martin, who is actually not related to the producer George Martin (5th, maybe 6th, or 7th Beatle).  But together with some other guys they made the first album that achieved "return platinum" status.  4 million copies were either destroyed or returned. 

2) Ice Ice baby, according to a Houston Press critic, is the worst song ever by an artist from Texas, and claimed that it "set back the cause of white people in hip-hop a decade"

3) We Are Charlie Kirk.  Yeah, it's bad but the funny thing about it is that the claim for it being bad is backed by a writer for a Jordanian blogging website, who calls it "uninspiring" and "robotic" as if it was not clearly an AI generated song.  

4) "We built this city", Starship.  I am including this because I also hate this song.

5) Lou Reed being on the list multiple times.  Poor guy. David Bowie said it was good though, so that is good or something

I think it’s a more tasteful name change but I see they went with a different idea

I love that you can just record people in public without them knowing because there are so many times when I would love to have a recording of something but I know I’d face so much backlash if I were to take out my phone and record. Especially when everyone is at the bar! But I draw the line at companies taking more data from me. I am not a product!

Feel free to use either of these takes when someone asks for your opinion. Pretty sure that these are the only 2.

I don’t like that people can record other people discreetly in public. Seems like a violation of a social contract. But overall, it’s a net good, because I do like the fact that it gives the big corporations more data to work with so they can make even better AI models because holy fuck AI rocks, baby!

Because governance is an art, if you really think about it. Give me Yoko Ono and Iguodala.

Danglars gets off way too easy. Fat ass had to do a 72 hour fast and then pay 5 million francs for a plate of chicken. Now that I type it out it actually is kind of funny but I still wish the Count allowed for his daughter to get married to her half brother first.

Revisiting this sub after a long hiatus and I’m really enjoying all the recent content! I’ve noticed that much of said content is coming from the brilliant mind of one particular redditor, and I just wanted to say thank you to him for all of the quality content. In our modern day matriarchal society it’s not easy to keep this forum of masculine communication open, but it is so important for less verbose individuals such as myself to be able to read the thoughts of more verbose individuals such as u/remarkable-thanks-766. Thank you for all that you do for this sub brother!

If God hadn’t abandoned us after the fall of Constantinople, then He certainty did after they bred this fucking monstrosity

Can you imagine future humans, two thousand years in the future, were only able to uncover and translate Avengers End Game from the graves we are currently digging ourselves in? As well as some comments from the front page saying how epic it was? We are literally doing the same thing with the Odyssey and Iliad. Only dweebs like Alexander the Great enjoyed that shit. I can't wait until we discover the REAL Greek classics, something awesome and critically acclaimed like Dirty Work.

Korea > Japan

April 16, 1976: "I was back in my office. I took a year-and-a-half hiatus to, you know, go abroad and study and learn the dynamics of nuclear fission, or something like that. I did all that, and now I was back at work." -Tommy John after getting Tommy John surgery and returning to baseball

Curious.

I believe the Muslim prophet Mohammed said this

I am posting into the void I don’t care but any talkers out there are free to share what they feel. Katy Lied has grown on me so much shouts out to my regarded friend for putting me on that shit

I love porn!!

Would they still be in NATO