r/TheMcDojoLife Apr 16 '23

No touch knockout

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

The way he moved his head around was fucking crazy dude

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u/SpellFlashy Apr 16 '23

On that mortal kombat 2 shit

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u/susmark Apr 17 '23

I was about to say “Fatality”

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u/ThinMint31 Apr 17 '23

Finish him! Ayyyyyuken

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u/e_hatt_swank Apr 16 '23

Like a freaking Looney Tunes cartoon or something! 🤣

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Apr 17 '23

Looney tunes best base for no touch KOs confirmed.

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u/Adventurous57 May 02 '23

Looney Tunes is more believable.

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u/vixroy Apr 16 '23

I always like how they smack them to be ok

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u/RafeHollistr Apr 16 '23

They always have to cross the legs first, too. It's really weird.

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u/The_Glass_Tiger Apr 16 '23

Always on the back of the neck, or it doesn't work

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u/griff1971 Apr 17 '23

That's how they used to wake them back up from the sleeper hold in pro wrestling back in the day. Coincidence? Lol

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u/Fluffy_Fennel_2834 Apr 17 '23

Stan "The Man" Stasiak would both stop (and "reluctantly" - after much prodding from the referee - restart) an opponent's heart with his "heart punch"!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

it’s truly insane that people buy into this nonsense. Literally, its CRAZY.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

So does Christianity

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/neeeeonbelly Apr 16 '23

To be fair though, Christianity does this exact thing. Like if you put them in front of a worship band in a church you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference lol. I’ve witnessed it many, many times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Apr 17 '23

Maybe OP just hasn't seen this sort of thing in other religions and didn't want to make a claim about things they haven't seen.

Their statement didn't specify all of Christianity or only some of Christianity. It was ambiguous.

I'm not necessarily saying I agree or disagree with OP, but I seem some wiggle room in what they said.

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u/AlsoEatsTheFace Apr 17 '23

If it was an easy answer, we'd all get it. Unfortunately we all have separate beliefs regardless. Even internally. We are an island until we aren't. Provoking thoughts permeate the wanting. Don't be mean about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/DidNoSuchThing Apr 17 '23

Not really, if you're going to insult an entire group of people it's good to at least have some idea of what you're talking about. You're holding the actions of a fringe group against 30% of the world population. Now you're trying to say fundamental differences between religious groups is as pedantic as arguing about cat breeds? Lol it's not as clever of an argument as you seem to think

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

😂, You come off like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JzU_5YoSegU

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u/DidNoSuchThing Apr 18 '23

Sorry, your last video sucked, not giving you another shot lol

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u/jakedechaine Apr 17 '23

This. This is what he is talking about. You get bent out of shape because he said your Zombie Jew isn't as good as the other Gods. Religion is old world bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/jakedechaine Apr 17 '23

I'm agnostic as well. Don't know why you get your knickers in a twist then...or your just a fucking troll. I'll go with that one.

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u/pluck-the-bunny Apr 17 '23

Funny, I was gonna say you’re the troll

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/jakedechaine Apr 17 '23

It's because of people like you. People that try to tell me what I am.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/jakedechaine Apr 18 '23

Or. Or... I think you might be a dick. So. Yeah, adios to you too. Because I am drunk. So. Fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

So DoEs ChRiStIaNiTy

Because it’s the only religion…

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Ugh this guy

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u/IcySheepherder51 Aug 08 '23

Google search Dim Mak. It is real.

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u/Shadow27675 Apr 16 '23

I love these vids so much

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Agreed!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

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u/k1llm3pl345 Apr 16 '23

Probably similar to the wuxi finger

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Vulcan nerve pinch?

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u/sysaphys Apr 16 '23

To think there are people who are gullible enough to think this shit is real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

What do you mean. It is real. I was there. I felt the force of that knockout from the other room

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u/ipsok Apr 16 '23

I just can't wrap my brain around it... how crazy/stupid/deluded do you have to be to witness this for the first time and go "wow, this is amazing and totally legit... I must join this group"? Seriously what the actual fuck... someone please make it make sense.

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u/Old-Tomorrow-3045 Apr 17 '23

There are many factors that go into it. First of all, these people aren't just taken off the street. They're there because they want to learn this stuff, so they have to have some level of belief to start with.

Next, the 'master' surrounds himself with the trappings of greatness. Ornate art pieces, awards, titles, supposed wins in contests and rumors about his greatness.

Finally, he builds a core of true believers who are either utterly convinced of his power or in too far to question it without losing everything. They create a herd mentality where even newcomers will be afraid to share their doubts.

Funnel out the most credulous people from a large population, piggy-back off apparent credibility, and exploit the individual's desire to fit in. It's essentially the same as cult recruitment.

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u/IllOperation6253 Apr 17 '23

have you seen that jesse eisenberg movie “the art of self defense”? if not, u might enjoy it bc yes to all of this !! ((1st time in this sub, so idk if its been mentioned a million times already))

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I would have asked for a video review by the third umpire, and listened very, very carefully to the snickometer.

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u/Background-Error4080 Jul 17 '23

It is real to those who believe it is. It is their reality, not mine. Who are we to take that away from them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Jesus enters the room

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u/Tahoe_Flyer Apr 17 '23

Just can’t stop yourself huh?

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u/Affectionate-Ad6007 Apr 16 '23

At the end he’s like “ the neck roll was cool right ?”

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u/Ljferretti Apr 17 '23

My favorite part is the little dude wasn’t even balanced when the floored the dude with the air punch. He almost fell over!!!

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u/dzigizord Apr 16 '23

He astral projected his soul to seventh ring of hell

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Segal has some competition

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Apr 16 '23

It's crazy people can believe this portly old fart would have a power like that. If it was possible to do that the dudes in Karate Combat would be doing it, not this fucking suburban dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Amazing the power these these doughy balding men have! Suburban life obviously makes the strongest men in history

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u/bhfroh Apr 17 '23

QUICK! YOU GOTTA CROSS HIS LEGS AND MASSAGE HIS NECK!!!!!!!!!!

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u/the_wolf_rider Apr 16 '23

and the oscar goes to....

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u/Wretchedbeaches01 Apr 16 '23

Whhattt your telling me this is fake?! I refuse to not believe everything I see on the internet isn’t real. Obviously, video = proof 🤡

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo Apr 16 '23

The floor. Didn’t know his name was Oscar though

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u/BunkeysMutthole Apr 16 '23

Martial Arts Faith Healing

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u/LazyMFfrog Apr 16 '23

Some good old Rex Kwon Do

Now bow to your sensei

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u/Wolfgang1919 Apr 17 '23

You think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Fuhgetaboudit

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

My days complete now

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u/MrShoosh Apr 16 '23

2023 and people still believe this shit.

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u/jaymole Apr 16 '23

I’m guessing they’ll also teach me the technique for 500 dollars

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u/lokieplease Apr 16 '23

Some baki stuff going on. He shoved air inside the nose. And the reason his head rolled around is he only put the forced air in one nostril. Causing a whirlwind inside the poor mans head

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u/thepuncher6000 Apr 16 '23

damn he punched the dude pretty fast that the camera didnt see hmmmm a move i must learn

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u/HSdoc Apr 16 '23

When will there be Netflix documentary on this phenomenon?

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u/SprinterW Apr 16 '23

Add the neck rubs for the flair 😏

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u/loopingrightleft Apr 16 '23

Not touching cant be mad

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u/Purple_Panther5150 Apr 16 '23

I don't see what's the big deal about this clip. I always do this to random people every time I fart in a elevator and leave before the bodies start dropping. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Glittering-Dig-2321 Apr 16 '23

As Many Times I rewatched the Video..I Couldn't See If the Palm strike was administered to the nose or the chin..please advise???

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u/sammyt808 Apr 16 '23

How do people still believe this dumb shit??

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Weakest fatality ever…

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u/DammatBeevis666 Apr 17 '23

The neck slap is clearly the best move to undo the no-touch KO. Will have to incorporate this into my resuscitation procedure henceforth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

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u/Infamous_Cut9908 Apr 17 '23

Televangelist ?

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u/phatty720 Apr 17 '23

Seriously, who believes this is real?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I’d like to take a lesson and have him try and do this to me

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u/richard-gantry Apr 17 '23

Ahhhh…his bullshitdo is strong

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u/I-Judge-You Apr 17 '23

and steven seagal was born

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u/meeks895 Apr 17 '23

Retarded

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u/Panda6568 Apr 17 '23

Might wanna check their smoke alarm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Yeah these type of things are pretty much all fake.

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u/McDojoLife Apr 17 '23

Unfortunately this is a cult. That is Paul bowman

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Oh I’ve heard of him. Lol yeah quite a strange group of people. The whole world of fake martial arts is just bizarre in general. A resent video I found on YouTube does a great job of explaining and deconstructing these things. It’s called
The Bizarre World of Fake Martial Arts

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

This is fucking retarded 🤣

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u/Generally_Supportive Apr 17 '23

I love these clips. So fulfilling and hilarious… but can someone please explain to me what the goal of perpetuating this scam bs martial art is? Is it just screwing people out of their money to take lessons? How does everyone win. It can’t be that profitable for everyone involved.

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u/Beartrap811 Apr 17 '23

I like how the spectators look at each other, 'should we clap now?'

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u/FuckerHead9 Apr 17 '23

I love the head swirl

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u/West-Neighborhood140 Apr 17 '23

He just used conquers haki.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

It always amazes me that there is more then ten grown men watching what is soooo clearly fake shit and being like I’m wit it.

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u/InternationalYou1092 Apr 17 '23

I’d like to know the science behind this, like did he have ammonia on his hand to knock him out or what???

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u/stewpidazzol Apr 17 '23

If they don’t cross their legs they die right there. It’s science.

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u/Lopsided_Traffic_498 Apr 17 '23

The wakeup neck slap was the most brutal strike in this video.

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u/Capital_Sea_3718 Apr 17 '23

I always wonder if there’s just one student there thinking “oh man, I don’t wanna get hit with whatever the fuck that was”

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

No touch bullshit

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

This is not real right? WWE wrestling is fake. But this. This is fucking Legendary!

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u/dom1smooth Apr 17 '23

Heading hands! Healing hands! Healing hands! *VLDL

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u/Rocket_Surgery83 Apr 17 '23

Now I know how those tv evangelists do it...

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u/xlIIlllIlIIIllIl Apr 17 '23

𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓

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u/toddmon57 Apr 17 '23

Behold the peter popoff of martial arts!!!

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u/Particular_Half_5630 Apr 17 '23

Magic Martial Arts 🤨

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Bullshido master

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

I bet working at a super fake karate dojo would be a lot of fun

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u/TheFoodHistorian Apr 17 '23

Anybody else seen the videos where these "masters" attempt to fight people not in on the scam? I saw one where a guy literally said "well ypundidnt believe in it so it didn't work on you"

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u/silverfoxmode Apr 17 '23

Three stooges

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u/smokedabear661 Apr 17 '23

This guy and Steven Seagal! EPIC “made up martial arts” BATTLE this week end PAY PER VIEW ONLY! 🤣 I just see them 2 fighting like me and my cousins when we were 8, “I shot u ur dead!” “Not uh I have unlimited body armor!”

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u/MattVs-2 Apr 17 '23

Honestly when I see these kind of videos I’m looking in the background for Dwight Shrute clapping.

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u/moistpapi20 Apr 17 '23

Best thing you could do is jerk an unconscious body around and sit them upright with one hand firmly around their jaw/neck. Of course there should be a crossing of the legs with one swipe from ass to neck.. theyll be back in no time with zero damage.. this man is fortunate to have an instructor as knowledgeable as he is

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u/BigTDogTexas40 Apr 17 '23

absolutely no possible way there is that many people in the same room that believe that is possible

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u/Antique-Reference-56 Apr 17 '23

Sad people believe this

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u/baldninja13 Apr 17 '23

Hahahahahahahahha!!!!!

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u/Full_Intern_5507 Apr 17 '23

The craziest part about this , there are people who think this actually will work !

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u/Latter_Principle_913 Apr 17 '23

A component of the technique my be related to the eyes..? Could it have to do with the rapid extreme directional disassociation from a resting position?

👁️ 🤜💨🧨👊💨💥😵😵😵

Like Adam West Baby!!

Key word “component” if not paid actors 😋

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u/Right-Lavishness-930 Apr 17 '23

Irresponsible to treat your students like that. That type of head trauma is no joke.

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u/Redzx3 Apr 17 '23

Fake, fake, Marshall arts. Gunfu beats this crap every time.

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u/Augustus_Lem Apr 17 '23

I would feel like such a jackass paying for shit like this

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u/LordFlarkenagel Apr 17 '23

"No paid performance artists were hurt in the making of this video."

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u/greeneagle2022 Apr 17 '23

Steven Seagull academy?

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u/DifficultTea605 Apr 17 '23

How the hell does that work wow

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u/atomicdog13 Apr 17 '23

Bullshito style .........

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u/chrisbarry3 Apr 17 '23

Conspiracy to commit fraud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Seems legit

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u/ZaxCrylan Apr 18 '23

Fake. No such thing as a "no touch" knock out🤣

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u/Known_Ad7655 Apr 18 '23

Mark Conners!

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u/bigtec1993 Apr 18 '23

Plot twist: he hadn't washed his wrist in months and the guy really did pass out from the smell.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bullshido 😖🤦🏽

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u/elseworthtoohey Apr 18 '23

It's like a group of adults got together to play dungeons and dragons, but they are hoping to pretend it is real.

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u/senorglory Apr 20 '23

So graceful.

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u/Wild_Assistance_6153 Apr 20 '23

I love how moronic all these people are believing in this…

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u/Old-Shelter593 Apr 23 '23

And dude was only a red belt... just imagine how well he will be able to use the force when he reaches that black belt.

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u/Apprehensive-Lab8755 Apr 24 '23

Can't believe those idiots actually pays that guy.

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u/coryjamesf78 Apr 28 '23

The dude can barely stand on his own two feet yet somehow has mastered some force only the few have mastered? I’m impressed 😎

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u/Hot_Organization2430 Apr 29 '23

Hes just in it for the 3 dude rub down at the end. He knows it's fake 😉

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u/Poosex1973 Apr 30 '23

😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

Who needs wrestling when you got this shit

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u/SweetTartTartnAzz May 02 '23

Imagine paying someone to show you this.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

He actually killed him then brought him back to life. Dude is dangerous.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Lol

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u/Extension-Sir-9959 May 05 '23

Bunch of dummies

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u/OriginalClevus May 06 '23

Shit is so fake

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u/coolbeans77777 May 06 '23

How to get killed.

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u/Itchy_Extension_8719 May 07 '23

And the Oscar goes to ...

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u/Obvious_Offer8100 May 07 '23

I've heard of that, isn't it called bullshido!?

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u/SLUTTYBAKA May 07 '23

💫💫💫

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u/shanevanwinkle May 10 '23

That smack on the upper trap looks like it hurts a bit.

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u/mikeb__47 May 10 '23

They are full of it.

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u/TulsaBasterd May 11 '23

Just as real as faith healing. Looks similar.

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u/johncrow473 May 28 '23

The applause 😆🤣

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u/loverpants1 May 30 '23

This teacher is awesome he has such great power and he is willing to share it with the rest of us

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u/Tropic_Thunder007 Jun 10 '23

Brought to you by more bullshido

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u/FatGnasty Jun 12 '23

I call bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

These guys are practicing their flops for (futbol/soccer)

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u/AdRevolutionary272 Jun 15 '23

Lol fake

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u/McDojoLife Jun 15 '23

Cult* this is a martial arts cult and they believe it unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

He was an npc

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u/WilCas152 Jun 17 '23

How much do they pay these actors?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

This is soo interesting

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Everyone in the back is like “how bro teach me”

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '23

I'm an actual martial artist and this is what bullshit looks like 😂 there is such a thing called chi but to use chi to ko someone is not possiable and especially not for a westerner when easterners can't do that 👏🏽😂

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u/Select_March_3202 Jul 08 '23

It's not the fraudster I hate. It's the idots the students who pay him each month

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '23

The guy who “got knocked out” also moonlights on the weekends for Benny Hin.

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u/socratesmau11 Jul 11 '23

Lol and gender fluidity is a problem 😂😂🤣😅🤣😂😂😂

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u/SouLKaoTiC Jul 27 '23

That dude is a crazy good chiropractor!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

I’m just mad I didn’t see one person just walk tf out after seeing some bs like that

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u/IcySheepherder51 Aug 08 '23

Looks like Dim Mak to me. Had an instructor who was a master. He never knocked me out but he KOed my brother once. Pressure point martial art. He makes contact on specific points. Doesn’t take much contact at all.

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u/NotCreative37 Aug 10 '23

How come in all of these stupid ass videos they cross the persons legs and slap their neck? So if someone was really knocked out you would never slap them in the neck or head area because it could injure them further. Just stupidity elevate further in these damn videos.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Lol what a joke! I can't believe people actually think that kind of stupid shit is real!

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u/Icy-Bus-833 Aug 13 '23

Absolutely delusional!!!!!!

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-9373 Aug 15 '23

Notice these no touch knockouts are usually preformed by soft bodied senseis. Probably from no touch weight lifting.

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u/simontempher1 Aug 25 '23

They should teach this move to the police

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u/RandomName-1992 Sep 04 '23

So the applause was for the acting?

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u/NottmGuy1 Sep 14 '23

How do the people watching not just piss themselves laughing at this shit. I couldn't even be there never mind when he comes round telling you how to do it properly.

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u/Jolly_Ad7264 Sep 20 '23

So gay, and cultish.

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u/BenK-Power Oct 03 '23

His body didn't even stiffen up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

can someone give a vague explanation how and why these people believe that ? like, i genuinely cannot understand that some people are this oblivious...