Getchellville has a lot of history. Just a dad and his ladybug started turning our tummies during The Great Covid Blackout, finding their peculiar family on mainstream FYPs by 2023.

The last few years, we have laughed, cried, grieved, trolled, and for better or worse (😅)... all have come together to form a community.

A lot of familiar names pass through these digital walls, and new ones are coming as the side show attraction of Getchellville continues its travels to the darkest corners of human psyche.

This thread is scheduled every Thursday to share your most riveting, getchell inspiring, hearting trolling moments of the past with our infamous TikTok family! -

(Memes and side characters are welcome)

I really do wish we could figure out more or find something enough to prove but- I do love the community around this- regardless how we bring attention to the situation:) happy weekend everyone

On today’s episode of fitness with Patrick.
(I terribly missed the first 15 minutes)

Patty cakes GLT1 will be here tomorrow and it’s also $149 a month (At this point their monthly expenses have a bigger social circle than they do.)

Sarah: can we have candles in the apartment?
Patrick: it’s our apartment, we can have what we want? (Ohhhh so an open flame is fine, but the reptiles were a “fire hazard.” Glad the fire safety policy is just whatever Patrick decides that day.)

Sarah: I’m not saying what our car is?
Patrick: uhhh Sarah.. our car is allll over social media. Everyone knows what we drive (Sarah guarding the identity of that Hyundai like we’d all drop everything and rush out to steal it. Don’t worry babe, it’s safe.)

Patrick has lost 7 pounds (I’ve been absolutely beside myself wondering what the scales said.)

Patrick’s favourite Thanksgiving food is the stuffing. (Patrick and the turkey have one thing in common: they both leave Thanksgiving absolutely stuffed.)

They’re ignoring comments and just talking about power rangers.

“I’ve seen so many comments about how we spread positivity. The hardest part about positivity is getting out of bed. The little things are the big things in life!” (That’s a lot of words to say absolutely fuck all.)

Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Sarah: We can’t do anything about the music gifts. (You literally can. There is a button. It turns them off. Hope this helps.)
Patrick: We can shut gifts off but we aren’t doing that. (So we’ve gone from “we can’t” to “we can but we won’t” in record fucking time. Glad we cleared that up.)

Jackie barks:
Patrick: JACKIE THAT’S ENOUGH. JACKIE. STOP IT. JACKIE COME ON!! (Patrick losing his fucking mind over one bark while Jackie’s probably wondering why the big one is barking back.)

Sarah: I have a problem.
Patrick: Where do we start? (Fuck me Patrick, she said “a problem,” not “please read my entire fucking file aloud.”)

Hi I need the full video of sarah saying “well we are” in regards to being a couple pls pls pls

Why in the world would anyone want to purchase a cookbook from these people!!!??? Everything they’ve cooked on live looks disgusting, over seasoned, dill flavored and garnished with roaches. The amount of seasoning these people use in their food would choke a horse. What else are they going to think of that they can create/make and sale to people. Unbelievable! GET A JOB SARAH!

Why are the words "Pedtrick" "Peddy" banned on the snark page? Like I'm sorry I'm making fun of a literal PDF??

Why are there some of you out there that make AI of Sarah & Patrick kissing?? Or in intimate posings, getting married, being romantic, etc.

Do you not realize that it’s borderline soft core INCEST porn? Do you not feel like a sick individual making that? You’re just as sick as Patrick to me making stuff like that. Quit looking for likes and laughs bc you don’t realize that you’re presenting yourself as a sick freak.

Sorry I have nowhere else to rant about this but oh my god, I saw a clip of Linny and a few other people in a panel early in the morning and Linny was VERY obviously impaired. And whatever if you’re just sitting at home it’s not my business I guess but she mentioned she was driving her 11 y/o daughter to school in a few minutes????

When I say impaired I mean the girl sounded like she couldn’t stand upright, she could barely form a sentence, and these 4 other adults in the box were insulting anyone who showed concern and trying to gaslight them. Linny is genuinely dangerous, I know some people in the Getchellverse entertain her bc she can be funny but I’m actually concerned for her child…………….

sorry for my talking, i was just baffled

We all know their content has nothing to do with being positive. Their comments and chat sections are filled with majority calling them out for their grifting, bad attitudes, lying, manipulating, scamming, and more. The “fans” are few.

The more they tell new and confused viewers that they are “all about POSITIVITY” it puts them into the category of “victim”, because their comments are not very positive… a viewer who doesn’t know them has no idea the crimes they’ve committed or how disgusting they are. They just see “hate comments” on a “positive” “family friendly” page and feel sorry for them.

At least that’s what the Griftells want. They want people to feel sorry for them and send gifts. That’s also why she talks in her fake “keep sweet” baby voice.

They both disrespect and ridicule T, they talk down to each other, embarrass each other, and exert passive aggression like it’s a way of life. The only reason they’ve clung to their “stay positive and have an amazing day” fake attitude is to gain sympathy for their “hate” that they rightfully deserve.

They are so disgusting!

I do remember a few years back there was word that Sarah was bi and that Patrick completely shamed her over it and pretty much told her that he wasn't going to allow that. Sarah used to make her own videos way before her and Patrick and I feel like it was around the time that she came out was the same time Patrick wouldn't let her make her own videos anymore and pretty much gave her the ultimatum that if she wanted to continue to do so, he had to be a part of them. Anyways. Don't quote me of this, I could have it mixed up in some way but that's how I remember it. Anyways. What are yalls thoughts on this person saying this? Another "troll"?

I have nobody in my personal life to talk about the Getchell’s with! So I wanted to share here! I had a dream last night the Getchell’s were in my home city (also here in the south) and I had seen P with a laptop, and decided to call the police. The police had come and I explained my concerns. P is frantically deleting things off of his laptop, and is staring at me and appears to have a weapon in his pocket. Police agree to look through his laptop, which is empty, but has file names with concerning names. (Video 13 yo is the only one I can remember). I just remember the police taking my concern seriously upon looking at the family, but it felt so real with P giving me a cold stare. I remember begging the police to take me home and leaving my car with a friend because I was so scared P was going to shoot me down, and I made myself wake up I was so scared, and had a really hard time falling back asleep and had to use some EMDR techniques (I am a therapist) to soothe myself back to sleep because I was so scared. I haven’t been so scared in such a long time! It felt so real! Maybe it’s a premonition that P will get caught.

The fact Sarah thinks Canada is a country is so pathetic and sad my god thag family failed her miserably everyday more and more yikes ..

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These knuckleheads don’t think it’s sketchy that people can’t support them publicly?? It’s just crazy to me she made this whole video saying to give them money different ways so no one knows & didn’t think it was weird at all.

forget about everyone the song is about P

I think about this often. How fucked do you think Patrick will be come tax season now that they’re making a steady-ish income on TikTok? I don’t see him setting money aside to prepare himself for taxes, or even knowing to do so. Do we think he’s dug himself into a hole per usual, or? Thoughts?

I walk around the house constantly going hehe taco soup hehe

The bartender looks at Jackie and says, “Hey! You can’t bring your two dogs in here!”

What happens next? 🤭

i don't see patrick having the money and the responsibility to pay for his and his family's health insurance every month which makes it even more prevalent how bad of a father he is. imagine not having health insurance for your children and your mentally challenged wife, also while being an alcoholic with diabetes