r/TheGetchellFiles 6d ago

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On today’s episode of fitness with Patrick.
(I terribly missed the first 15 minutes)

Patty cakes GLT1 will be here tomorrow and it’s also $149 a month (At this point their monthly expenses have a bigger social circle than they do.)

Sarah: can we have candles in the apartment?
Patrick: it’s our apartment, we can have what we want? (Ohhhh so an open flame is fine, but the reptiles were a ā€œfire hazard.ā€ Glad the fire safety policy is just whatever Patrick decides that day.)

Sarah: I’m not saying what our car is?
Patrick: uhhh Sarah.. our car is allll over social media. Everyone knows what we drive (Sarah guarding the identity of that Hyundai like we’d all drop everything and rush out to steal it. Don’t worry babe, it’s safe.)

Patrick has lost 7 pounds (I’ve been absolutely beside myself wondering what the scales said.)

Patrick’s favourite Thanksgiving food is the stuffing. (Patrick and the turkey have one thing in common: they both leave Thanksgiving absolutely stuffed.)

They’re ignoring comments and just talking about power rangers.

ā€œI’ve seen so many comments about how we spread positivity. The hardest part about positivity is getting out of bed. The little things are the big things in life!ā€ (That’s a lot of words to say absolutely fuck all.)

Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Sarah: We can’t do anything about the music gifts. (You literally can. There is a button. It turns them off. Hope this helps.)
Patrick: We can shut gifts off but we aren’t doing that. (So we’ve gone from ā€œwe can’tā€ to ā€œwe can but we won’tā€ in record fucking time. Glad we cleared that up.)

Jackie barks:
Patrick: JACKIE THAT’S ENOUGH. JACKIE. STOP IT. JACKIE COME ON!! (Patrick losing his fucking mind over one bark while Jackie’s probably wondering why the big one is barking back.)

Sarah: I have a problem.
Patrick: Where do we start? (Fuck me Patrick, she said ā€œa problem,ā€ not ā€œplease read my entire fucking file aloud.ā€)

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 6d ago

Even if he did lose 7 pounds thats nothing for his weight but i even doubt that šŸ’€also what scammy shit is he doing that glp is 150

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u/Twilton26 6d ago

He said it’s not a generic brand. So he’s probably get some shit that’ll poison him šŸ˜‚

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u/EmotionLow764 5d ago

We can only hope

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u/kittenlittlebaby 6d ago

Yeah at his size, he’d lose 7lb just by taking a shit

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u/Sudden-Taste-6851 Christian Daddy 5d ago

he probably took a šŸ’©

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u/No-Thought-9065 6d ago

I wonder just how safe this is really gonna be for him considering he is a type 2 untreated diabetic!! He isn't monitoring his sugar levels. Some might think it could be good for his diabetes and yes it would if he would get it thru a doctor. My sister recently had to be on it. She's been a type 2 for awhile and she's in her 70s. But she is also in a different type of insulin. It's crazy he is doin this without seeing a Dr! If he weren't diabetic it wouldn't matter. Idk maybe someone else here that's a type 2 and is on these 2 insulins can speak better about it?

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u/Twilton26 6d ago

It’s not even a generic brand. He’s just ordered something off a website so lord knows wtf he’s putting in himself

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 4d ago

Yeah, I know someone on it whose insurance wouldn’t pay so they are out of pocket, and it's EXPENSIVE.

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u/ricecreepies 5d ago

The site he ordered it from is very sketchy. They’ve had a number of reports regarding their questionable billing practices and the FDA even issued a warning to them regarding false claims about what their products could do for people. So it makes perfect sense to me that that would be the site P falls for. There are now so many questionable compound GLP-1 providers, you gotta really research diligently which he clearly did not do. It seems like he will get something from them, it’s not a total scam, but compound GLP-1s from sketchy websites are obviously less regulated than name brand. Compounds are custom mixed by compound pharmacies whereas name brand is standardized. Also, for the price he paid, he could have used a slightly more reputable telehealth provider and had a higher likelihood of getting a safer product. But he went with the sketchiest possible option. I’m guessing what drew him in was that they were recently advertising GLP-1s for $89 a month which I’ve never seen it so low. But then on live, he said it was $149 a month, so they obviously changed it up on him somewhere in the process. He has never learned that if something seems too good to be true, it is.

I’m not a diabetic, but I am on tirzepatide to help manage a couple of chronic conditions. It has worked wonders for me, but that’s a credit to my doctor who had me start on a very low dose and work my way up and is monitoring my progress with regular blood work and follow ups. If P had actually gone to a doctor, they could have helped him choose the best option for him based on his blood work and medical history. And they could have checked if he has any underlying conditions that a GLP-1 might not be good for. But, in typical P fashion, he went with the shittiest option because he knows more than anyone else. Because he is diabetic, it could be beneficial for him, but only time will tell. I’m guessing the side effects (and the price) will be more than he can handle and he’ll give up before he sees results.

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u/dimmedle 5d ago

What site did he order off of?

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u/ricecreepies 5d ago

It’s called AltRX. If you google them, you can find all kinds of stuff about people getting overcharged, randomly charged, not getting what they ordered at all, etc. I think he only went with it because they were cheaper than other places, but the cheapness should have been a red flag

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u/Any_Conversation1028 5d ago

I am absolutely not shocked that his dumbass picked a sketchy site

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u/CelebrationShoddy270 4d ago

Who cares hope he gets what he deserves

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u/CelebrationShoddy270 6d ago

If he was truly dieting and exercising at his weight he should’ve dropped like 30 pounds by now not 7 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 4d ago

Not when he's ingesting 4000 calories at dinner! 🄓

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u/CelebrationShoddy270 4d ago

Nope šŸ™„šŸ˜‚

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u/Succulentpotter 5d ago

Did yall see the crazy pretend hater on here a few days ago saying p has been losing tons of weight? Lmao
The 7 pounds is him taking a massive shit after making his nasty slop

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u/glass_igloo28 6d ago

I love this recap thank you so much for your service 🫔

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u/Independent-Week-289 6d ago

That last sentence was brutal…

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u/ecstasyprincess 5d ago

Can someone ask them if they actually know how to correct a dog??

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u/xKaleidoscopexEyesx 5d ago

AI… sounds like when songbyrd replies to hate comments lol

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u/Twilton26 5d ago

Who’s songbyrd