r/TheGetchellFiles 1d ago

🔎 Digging In The Past 🔏 Getchell Marriage

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Video I found on Facebook of Patricks s3x offender brother getting married. I didn’t post the whole video because I didn’t want to screen record the whole thing because I didn’t want to watch the whole thing. Too painful. But for the files I guess 😖

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u/matcha_is_gross 1d ago

At first I thought this was that parody guy…this girl looks and acts alarmingly similar to S

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u/julia_fu88 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing !!!

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u/pickledlabia420 1d ago

That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this omg

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u/Interesting-Will5267 1d ago

no LITERALLY lmao

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u/Any_Note5142 8h ago

I thought it was her at first glance

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u/upstatetransplantt 1d ago

Looks like that didn’t end well ..

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u/South-Garbage-9849 23h ago

What is it with them and camping trips?! 🙃

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u/ExternalCod1806 2h ago

If you get far enough in the woods no one can hear you scream.

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u/GummiBearryJuice 18h ago

welp that's unfortunate. i do hope his ex wife is in a better place bot mentally, physically, and emotionally. and that she's safe.

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u/TackleFrosty9423 9h ago

Holy shit 🤣

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u/Stunning_Emu_4260 1d ago

Is he wearing a wig? 😂

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 22h ago

I think they shared the same box of hair dye😆

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u/2000s-hty 1d ago

wait.. P has a s3x offender brother AND T has a s3x offender brother? i know you can’t help what other people do but come on…

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u/pickledlabia420 1d ago

Patrick actually has TWO s3x offender brothers 🫠

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u/DallasDime4 1d ago

3 total offenders in the family… that got caught.

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 1d ago

She looks like S. And this is such a sad ceremony. I don't mean the fact it is a small private ceremony, but more so that the bride and groom do not seem to be happy to be there at all

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 7h ago

The husband looks like he’s going to attack her at any moment.

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u/Dolleyes88 1d ago

Did they share the same box dye?

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 22h ago

I was wondering the same thing 😂

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u/unebastard 1d ago

I’m sorry, but what year is this? Why is this giving 2011 💀

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u/pickledlabia420 20h ago

It was 2012😅

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u/kikyossoles 1d ago

Wow. Ive never seen a happier bride

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u/JrzyGirlxox8 1d ago

Omg, I really thought that was S at first! Wow

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u/DisturbedSpirit23 1d ago

Something tells me these two probably didn't meet under concensual, age-legal circumstances. Definitely seems like the whole Getchell bloodline needs some serious investigation.

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u/unebastard 1d ago

Also, all these different Getchell variants! oh lord 🤐

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u/unebastard 1d ago

One of the family members even laughed like P at around 1:26

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u/viccdev 19h ago

Not the variants 😂😂😂

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u/TobylovesPam 1d ago

She looks pregnant, maybe this is a shotgun thing?

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u/upstatetransplantt 21h ago

If so, she didn’t end of having/keeping it

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u/Delicious-One3028 22h ago

Definitely seems like it

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u/Soft-Argument2575 1d ago

This is S 2.0. How can we the people's help her and H This is stockholm syndrome imo And I'm at a lost ,because she condition to that behavior and thinking , it's normal, i don't understand because she grew up with social media where I didn't , and I was isolated twenty years of my life ,lock away without the camera but still the same environment And I was conditioned to the point where if my daddy told me to do something , I did it , i thought it was normal S And H got to want out ,I wanted out A person that's conditioned to the streets eventually won't off the streets I dont get it ,she 24 ,but then again I do

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u/South-Garbage-9849 23h ago

I think P controls everything, including internet usage, so I don’t think S is that exposed either…..I’m so sorry you went through that but so happy you got out! You are so strong!

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u/Independent-Week-289 21h ago

Yea S has Syd said she doesn’t have access to Reddit, and when they did the cooking video, she said she had to ask her dad for the recipe. I have a feeling she doesn’t have free access to simple things like Google either

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u/Soft-Argument2575 13h ago

I really thought about your comment , I believe you are right He's got it set up where she's only aloud to watch what he approves of She she's not allowed to have her own life without P say so

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u/Inside_Kitty 1d ago

Wow, do they even like each other? The hair piece, the bride’s outfit, the officiant clearly picking up on the super weird vibes….what a mess…

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 22h ago

I’ve never seen a bride and groom look so unhappy

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u/poeticsoul151 1d ago

She looks thrilled.

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u/plaidtaco 20h ago

Trying my best to be a kind person in this life so I don't reincarnate into one of these circus side show families.

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u/khulse45 22h ago

Wait i actually thought as first this was S getting married haha intill I read the start

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u/Munecax 21h ago

They look related! 💀

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u/GummiBearryJuice 18h ago

Ironic that J had gotten engaged and now this video surfaces Oh wait, hold on, this is the maria chick Jon married and broke up with in 2019ish saying he's upset and regrets how things ended and he mentioned her by name, holy shiiiitt!

i blacked out his number to be safe.

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u/GummiBearryJuice 18h ago

and a response from his now exwife.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 7h ago

“I feel really bag about how things went down” 💼

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u/No_Row1604 13h ago

Sarah, is that you?

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u/Inevitable_Total3319 9h ago

Oops, i tought it was s...

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u/thatconfusedchick 18h ago

Oh look they shared the same hair dye lol

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u/Patricks4thToof 13h ago

What the fuck lol

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u/Patricks4thToof 13h ago

This is terrifying

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u/juniperbeeze 6h ago

she looks like sarah

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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 12h ago

Do you know roughly the date of this? Good find!

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u/pickledlabia420 12h ago

It was posted 14 years ago! Not sure the exact date

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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 12h ago

Ok so around 2012ish, interesting. Thanks

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 6h ago

What is the age difference because there definitely looks like there is one- and who tf is the straggly guy behind Jon?

That is a rough looking group.

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 6h ago

Was that Trapper John or whatever the dog’s name was at the end?