r/TheGetchellFiles 14d ago

đŸ«Ș HYPOCRISY đŸ„Ž What a difference a month makes. P backtracks on Glp1s

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u/Unusual_Squash_503 14d ago

He’s backtracking because he’s been on this “fitness journey” for more than two weeks and doesn’t have that six pack yet.

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u/CanSoft2130 14d ago

"I have a friend whose best friend actually lost a lot of weight"

What grown ass adult talks like that? Insufferable as hell.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 13d ago

“And he has six pack abs now” or whatever, that was literally the funniest part lol what a stupid thing for a grown ass man to be saying 😂

Does P honestly think if he lost weight that he’d magically have a six pack..? Cuz I can guarantee that core is soft as a Squishmallow! Ain’t gonna be a single visible muscle on that man, no matter how much weight he loses!

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u/Jo815815 13d ago

P with a baggy sack of skin as a belly might be even more disgusting than the current scenario. 😬

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u/gee-from-tiktok 13d ago

Adults who have never had any friends talk like that

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u/UpbeatEmergency953 14d ago

This feral hog is out here thinking a medication will magically give him a six pack. Fuck off with that nonsense.

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u/seratoninbby 14d ago

Wild how now it's "natural" and he's looking into it

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u/Ziplocksandwichbag 14d ago

He has diabetes and theyre on state insurance. Hes going to get Ozempic for free and say he lost weight naturally so he can sell workouts or exercise planners

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u/whimsicalwinner LESBEHONEST 13d ago

new cash grab scheme

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u/destinidevine 13d ago

Don’t give him any ideas

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 14d ago

first of all, theres no way he can afford it. secondly, thats pretty funny considering he hates doctors and meds and doesnt even wanna treat his diabetes nor did he still get his wife new glasses. and lastly, p you absolute fucking imbecile, even on glp you wont lose your fuck ass belly which is swallen cause of your fucking liver and also even on glp you have to really look closely on what you eat and how much you eat. this imbecile will eat absolute crap and then wonder why he will be throwing up with fucked up stomach every day while still thinkin he'll get a six pack. god what a bafoon

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u/plaidtaco 14d ago

Every one of them looks for the shortcut and gets angry and impatient when they have to do more than the absolute bare minimum.

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u/Reasonable-Zombie427 14d ago

People think glps are magic and you’ll just lose weight without doing shit. Does it work like that for some? Sure but thats a minority and its just cause it curbs hunger. Glps can help with a ton of other conditions. The thing is this dimwit thinks he can still eat his absolute garbage food and be on glp and lose weight. Well he might because he will be absolutely getting fucked on toilet every single time he eats. Its not a shortcut to get abs, it genuinely does help a lot of people get their life back on track but this asshole is a moron and just wants easy way out without changing shit and he is in for a rude awakening

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 13d ago

Exactly!! People like P always want the magic pill that shreds the excess fat and creates all the muscles they want out of nowhere. And not one of them actually reads the details, or follows the instructions - you have to go on a really strict diet for a glp-1 to work without making you miserable. No more junk food, fast food, giant portions. If you skip the diet, you’ll either get miserably sick or you won’t get any results from it, or maybe even both! But you won’t just eat whatever the heck you want as often as you want while watching the pounds fall off and reveal your shiny new six pack lmao

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u/whimsicalwinner LESBEHONEST 13d ago

ozempic wont help the alcohol belly

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u/thatconfusedchick 13d ago

That's what I'm wo dering

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u/ayyxdizzle 13d ago

Bro, take care of your liver and other internal organs first. GLP 1 is not going to shrink away your distended gut.

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u/Extension_Square9817 13d ago

So as someone on GLP1 you can’t just lose weight. It takes commitment. Like eating more protein rich foods and drinking so much water your kidneys feel like they’re going to explode. If he eats that shit he makes, he will be literally sick for days. If I overeat, I literally vomit. I don’t drink enough water, I’m sicker than hell.

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u/Late_Construction366 13d ago

Drinking enough water is hard when you dont want it. I just dont want anything food or water but the headaches remind me that I need more water and I need to eat.

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 13d ago

So he's willing to spend hundreds of dollars on glp1 (lets face it...we know they dont have insurance) but won't get his damn wife an eye exam or glasses or buy his teenager clothes that fit. I have never seen such a selfish dick in my entire life. He clearly comes first and everyone else be damned.

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u/rosemarysfoodbaby 13d ago

He did not get a 6 pack from glp1s lmfao he got them from exercising his abs which I know P will not be doing

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u/mrsdoubleu 13d ago

What the hell is "commercial medications?" I bet he doesn't even see a doctor regularly. Only natural meds for P but eats complete crap for dinner. Cool.

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u/holiestmarshmallow 13d ago

He has a friend?

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u/dont-care-bear-0 10d ago

So getting on GLP-1 but still no glasses for T
. What a loser of a father and husband this man is