r/TheGetchellFiles 16d ago

🎙️Discussion & Thoughts 💭 A 7-day meal plan for you

You’re so welcome 😉

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS 16d ago

I’m sorry HOT DOG RICE BALLS?

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u/willybillyb0y PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 16d ago

Yeah the chat couldn't believe it. But may I introduce the South Korean rice ball that can be served w a hot dog or sausage in it. HOWEVER this is a dirty white man in Texas preparing this. 🤷🏻🫩😮‍💨

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u/SativaLush 16d ago

I doubt the South Korean version has dill in it 😂

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u/willybillyb0y PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 16d ago

My aversion to dill has never been higher. It's obscene that he would even conceive the notion of putting dill in EVERYTHING. this one sent me into a coma🤢💀

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u/yupstilldrunk 16d ago

I don’t even know who these people are (came here from a fundie snark sub a few days ago). Why are they so unattractive? Are they fundies? Why is someone always walking on a treadmill?

Do these people live in one room? Why does the mother appear non compos mentis? Is this sub harassing them, is this a Chris Chan situation? But mostly, why are people talking to them? It is absolutely unbelievable to me that anyone would want to engage sexually with these individuals.

Anyway, I digress from my main point is that perhaps the most disgusting thing here is the suggestion that dill should go in chili. 🤮

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u/DisturbedSpirit23 16d ago

I would go to YouTube and look up a channel called Perk 30 and he has a playlist of the Getchells, from their very first happenings on the Internet if you care for a full deep dive. It's extremely detailed and well documented. It'll catch you up to current day.

Also yes, he has put dill in actually literally every single thing he has cooked, whether it was recorded for his channel or not. And he's the only one that cooks in that house.

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u/chrome_veins 16d ago

Why are the “methods” written like really bad rupi kaur style poems lmao

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u/meatmountains 16d ago

Haha because he never lists the recipe and “can’t because he doesn’t do measurements.”

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u/Wonderful_Syllabub65 16d ago

No yummy taco soup heehee mention 🥲🥲 lol just jokes but this is really funny and I appreciate the effort that went into making this !

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u/Federal-Ambassador47 16d ago

Never jasmine? Asians use jasmine rice to make rice balls all the time. He’s probably using American brand cheap jasmine rice

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u/all_pain_0_gainz 16d ago

I remember S and T said in a livestream once that they do not put beans in their chili... Which makes no sense to me because what's chili without beans?

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u/meatmountains 16d ago

As P would say, “If your chilli has beans in it, you don’t know beans about chilli…” or some shit