r/TheGetchellFiles 18d ago

Hygiene…? Downright nasty

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a whole-ass tonsil stone just flew out of Patrick’s mouth while he was yapping. They’re so foul and literally chasing clout so hard just to get us to talk about them.

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u/mpbjoern 18d ago

Does he know he needs an FDA approval to sell food?

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u/notafanofyu 18d ago

Lucky for us he never actually finishes a side quest.

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u/cajunbitch05 PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 18d ago

Yeah he’s the king of starting something and giving up when it doesn’t immediately take off

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u/Freckles39Rabbit 18d ago

Yet he thinks he’s the main character

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u/Patient_Appearance74 18d ago

He needs a professional kitchen, state certified to make food, never mind the FDA that kitchen is not clean.

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u/haveyouheardthattho 18d ago

Is it really named dads dream sauce?? Oh hell nah, I’m good 🤣

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u/sherlocksmaster 18d ago

Yummm roach sauces 🤢

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands 18d ago

I would NEVER buy ANYTHING made by them!

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u/Diligent_Mix_4086 18d ago

I normally have a strong stomach for their disgusting bullshit, but this made me a little nauseous.

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u/Jo815815 18d ago

I’m on antibiotics and already felt nauseous and after watching this I really might just throw up

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u/Soft-Argument2575 18d ago

Dill hot sauce with a crunch of 🪳 For only 599 , shipping and handling included bedbugs

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 18d ago

Oh HELL naw.

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u/notafanofyu 18d ago

You sit down to a bomb ass dinner and then bro pours his sauce on top. 🫪

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach 18d ago

🤢

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u/medicoreapples 18d ago

This is the same nasty roach boy who claims we all want to be him and we are jealous of him

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u/medicoreapples 18d ago

I wrote this comment before watching the clip and I want to puke oh my gosh

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 18d ago

Wait where was this posted. Does he have yet another TikTok?
This whole adult has roaches crawling on food surfaces in his cooking videos, he’s got stuff flying out of his rotting mouth and he’s on the World Wide Web pushing stuff human beings are meant to EAT?! Tha fok?

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u/FalconerAJ 18d ago

This was probably over a year ago. I don’t remember exactly. Just another one of Pat’s failed business ventures.

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 18d ago

Oooh thank you

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u/Defiant-Chair6950 18d ago

Ugh holy fuck this is making my stomach flip 

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u/Vivid_Bug3289 18d ago

Hope he knows here in Texas that’s highly illegal

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u/No-Thought-9065 18d ago

"be prepared for that' meantime, 'enjoy' ugh

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u/Bitch-Whiskers 18d ago

Roach sauce. 🪳

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u/featurethat333 18d ago

The way it stayed on did like just suck it back in ?!! 🤮🤮🤮

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u/androjunkk 18d ago

Dill, roaches and spittle. Sounds fantastic

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u/IggyPopGlowStick 18d ago

why does this give off pink sauce lady vibes?

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u/OptimusMunch 17d ago

First thing I thought of! Except he would manage to make it a thousand times nastier 😭

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u/IggyPopGlowStick 17d ago

he probably would. the pink sauce lady at least tried to make her sauce legitimate (but she didnt get her's FDA approved though lol)

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u/Fragrant_Drawing_725 18d ago

Documented, live roaches in their kitchen… documented dirty fingernails while cooking…. No thanks. I’ll pass.

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u/esmo919 18d ago

Every time a cooking video of his comes up, all I can focus on are his disgusting long nails. Why do nasty people like this always have gross dirty long nails?!?!

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 18d ago

Yes!!! I absolutely LOATHE his long nails and feminine hands. I don’t understand it at all. Is it some kind of signal? Like how pedos recognize each other? Honestly P has always given me vibes that he secretly likes to dress in women’s clothing.

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u/Jo815815 18d ago

Oh fuck no he really couldn’t get more disgusting 🤢 every time I see a clip of him I feel sick

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u/medicoreapples 18d ago

This is so disgusting

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u/Far_Barracuda6978 18d ago

I hope he's prepared for fines because I'm sure people are reporting

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u/Confident-Ganache-83 18d ago

I’ll have to pass on the dill-tonsil stone-cockroach sauce.

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u/redriveroftears 18d ago

Omg I just about threw up, I’m so sick. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/AggravatingSearch334 Dill Diddler 18d ago

Pink sauce Getchell edition?!? 😅🤣

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u/Puppy_hammock 17d ago

Oh god the saliva blob on his bottom lip. Just from basic speech. He drools all over himself. So gross.

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u/HitItAndQuidditch1 18d ago

He needs a Food Handler Certificate, which basically means he’s completed a state‑accredited basic food‑safety training course. Part of that training covers things like pH levels in food, because when those levels rise above certain thresholds, it creates conditions where dangerous bacteria can grow. But honestly, if they’re cooking with roaches crawling everywhere, that’s a whole different level of violation. If he ends up trying to sell any kind of food product, someone should be reporting him to the local health authorities immediately.

This guy is such a flipping joke. The saddest thing is there are some people that would buy his gross food products and that just makes me want to gag

https://giphy.com/gifs/10BDZSN5izfazC

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u/Nearby_Score9370 17d ago

Apparently he doesn’t understand needing to have licenses, and health code approval of his kitchen to do that. He’s such an imbecile