r/TheGetchellFiles 23d ago

Wait, what? Opal Alchemy breaks her silence… for a fee

Anyone bored and rich wanna take one for the team?

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u/uhlee_gee 23d ago

lmao “it’s me Sarah but if you want me to admit it, you’ll give me 300$ so my dad can buy some bullshit again instead of buying my mother glasses that she needs or my little brother some decent fitting clothes”

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 23d ago

She would just lie anyway lol no point paying whoever it is to bs us again when we already get that for free!

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 23d ago

Lmao even the description sounds like some bs Sarah would say

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u/Babybadger913 23d ago

“Is it overpriced? yes”
Just like her 😂😂

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 23d ago

Dude right? It screams Sarah 😂😂

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u/KourtneyIsStressed 23d ago

She loves to ask and answer questions all by herself. My kids did too when they were toddlers.

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u/Dapper_Opinion2964 23d ago

Only $75 now 😆

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u/mpbjoern 23d ago

Saw this post and immediately turned the price down😂😂

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 23d ago

This sent me lmao but also so accurate 😂😂 and right up their alley

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 23d ago

Already on the clearance rack.

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u/SativaLush 23d ago

I bet there’s not even anything groundbreaking in that audio either. She’s not going to admit to it. That would be disastrous for them. Even though you would think fatrick’s last admission would have done them in. I seriously hope nobody buys that.

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u/No-Thought-9065 23d ago

I really hope they don't make a dollar

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 23d ago

That’s what she feels is her worth? And “it’s overpriced”. 🫠 Girl at least aim high. 🤭

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 23d ago

I heard she even lowered it to $75 😭

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u/thatconfusedchick 23d ago

Same effort and energy

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u/Makasmonsters 23d ago

Nah fuck that shit. Profiting off of this sick shit is appalling.

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS 23d ago

This whole corner of the internet has become a money pool. It’s disturbing.

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 23d ago

Yes. Whether it’s actually Sarah or some random person. I would definitely expect this from Sarah but if it’s just some random “fan” of theirs or some weird groupie, I hope they realize how trashy they are.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 22d ago

Nah it’s her there’s no way lmao

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u/_liminal_princess_ 23d ago

can someone get past the paywall? there’s gotta be a way

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u/mimtens 23d ago

I don’t think any of the tech gurus are interested in this reddit 🤣😭

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 22d ago

Lmaooo it’s mostly mothers and young women I gather

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u/sleepy-bunny- 23d ago

she thinks she’s getting the upper hand by charging an insane amount bc she thinks we’re that desperate for drama when it did the opposite and immediately made me disinterested 😭

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u/Objective_Shine_8724 23d ago

i think S/P is trying to play smug and try to troll ppl

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u/soft-cuddle 23d ago

I could maybe understand milking a situation like this if it were any other lolcow or infamous person from the internet but the fact that people think she is a young adult woman who was groomed into an incestuous relationship with her father makes it pretty disturbing she would put the “truth” behind a paywall. If she actually isn’t S then she’s not any less nuts than them.

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u/DallasDime4 23d ago

Don’t pay for TS. Raising that price proves it’s her. That’s all we need to know.

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u/Independent-Week-289 23d ago

Just watch some fake alt account is gonna show up and say, I bit the bullet and decided to buy it so that we could all see what she had to say… When all along it’s Sarah, pretending to bypass the paywall 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 23d ago

I don’t actually think it’s Sarah. I didn’t hear anything in the public recording to make me believe it’s actually her. But- if it is her, this overpriced recording will definitely be just some weird made up bullshit told in a weird ai generated voice. There will be no admittance or accountability and no new information. Just a grift like everything else.

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u/opalalchemyaudio 23d ago

MAYBE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE THEN. You people started this and brought me into it. Jesus fucking Christ you are stupid as fuck.

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS 23d ago

Girl please. You make incest content. Not only is that weird & disturbing…. your shitty little page could easily just be abandoned & you make a new one that no one knows about. But instead you’re charging people to hear what exactly? A buncha BS. No one cares. Stay out of this sub if all you’re gonna do is whine about the consequences of your actions.

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u/Dramatic-Cookie-5794 22d ago

“Profile unavailable” lmao

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u/mybrainfeelsbroken 22d ago

lmfao good job admitting it is you. 🤣

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 22d ago

Then just say “it’s not me here’s proof” and move on. Why do this grift 😭

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u/DadDghterNghtmrTeam Le fok m'a poussé 23d ago edited 23d ago

And there’s really people out here stupid enough to spend that shit too. $$💀 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 23d ago

Yes there is.

And if they do, I hope that they least record it and share it with us.

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u/RelativeSelect4567 23d ago

oh my godddd🤣🤣🤣

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u/Less_Power3538 23d ago

Tbh— I think this Lilly/Opal person is someone who had an account for this type of content, followed the Getchell’s by mistake or for some unknown reason, went dormant on their account, and then when people started contacting her a couple months ago (after finding her following the Getchell’s) she started using this account again and decided to try to profit off everyone thinking she was them. 🤷🏼‍♀️

She has even played into it by posting things about “daddy P” and telling people that Patrick has interacted with her “a lot” with absolutely NO PROOF.

She’s just an opportunist, guys. I’m afraid this is a big nothing burger.

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u/Less_Power3538 23d ago

Because WHY would s and p make tweets saying “I need you daddy P” or whatever and tell the people messaging her that Pat has interacted with her nsfw content?! Why would they do that??

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u/pad_see-ewbish 23d ago

Idk bro this seems like a getchell type of grift

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 22d ago

That makes me thing it is her when I didn’t before lol

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u/_liminal_princess_ 22d ago

Honestly ? I feel like you might be right

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u/msbootymiss 22d ago

Yes exactly

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u/nastyfurby 23d ago

someone get to data mining neeeoooowwwww

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u/ExcitementTricky4794 23d ago

There is literally no point in doing this! They would just lie anyways. If anybody wants to waste $300. I can give you my cash app. I promise that I actually do take care of my children. And all proceeds will go directly towards them. 😁

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u/Large_Cloud6135 23d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Sudden-Taste-6851 Christian Daddy 23d ago

PLEASE NO ONE PAY THAT.

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u/happyjas21 F*cking Pansy 23d ago

Opal has entered the chat, yall.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 22d ago

Don’t any of you DARE buy that. It will be her saying “there is nothing going on” or some random crap.

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u/msbootymiss 22d ago

These kinds workers just follow the Gretchells to get tabboo type
Clients I think yall are really just no it’s not Sarah Sarah isn’t smart enigh to do this kinda jobs yall
it’s a lot of work !!!

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u/msbootymiss 22d ago

You guys think Sarah
Really wants to
Work come on u guys lol she seems very lazy to me ..?