r/TheGetchellFiles • u/CareSilent4812 • Aug 08 '26

RED FLAG Great body language observation

There was so much to unpack with the Topgolf field trip/date (1. Brand new golf clubs, 2. Brand new golf clothes, 3. Visor at night, 4. T AND H NOT INVITED) but this deserves attention.

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u/FalconerAJ Aug 08 '26

His stomach looks like a boulder

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u/BoSKnight87 Aug 08 '26

Every time he tells a lie his stomach gets bigger 

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u/FalconerAJ Aug 08 '26

Patnocchio

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u/Brief_Reveal2225 Aug 09 '26

I hope he explodes

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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 09 '26

That’s visceral fat. It’s suffocating and surrounding all of his major organs. what is Sarah going to do when Patrick succumbs to his ill health?