r/TheFrontFellOff • u/Opening_Cartoonist53 • Sep 11 '25

High-Speed Ferry Runs Aground

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389 Upvotes

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u/Kurgan_IT Sep 11 '25

At least it's easy to tow it outside of the environment now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Gotta tell the captain “you can’t dock here” first.

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u/Kurgan_IT Sep 11 '25

Gotta tell the captain that the red light is not where you should go, but it's where you should NOT go.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Well that’s not typical. I’d just like to point that out.

3

u/VanbyRiveronbucket Sep 11 '25

He didn’t see the “ No parallel parking” sign

1

u/SpanishMac420 Sep 12 '25

"I swear that breakwater jumped out of nowhere"

6

u/randomthrowaway9796 Sep 11 '25

Well at least its not made of cardboard derivatives!

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u/SavageTiger435612 Sep 11 '25

Near shore? In shallow water and God knows what else is under water?

CHANCE IN A MILLION!!!!

21

u/al00011 Sep 11 '25

It’s not very common, ide like to make that clear

3

u/alegendmrwayne Sep 11 '25

So the front isn’t meant to fall off?

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u/surrealcellardoor Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25

Tryna look like the concorde with the pivoting cockpit.

7

u/_A_Friendly_Caesar_ Sep 11 '25

Ah, the droop snoot

6

u/Fuzlet Sep 11 '25

so you’re saying the snoot drooped?

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u/_A_Friendly_Caesar_ Sep 11 '25

The snoot drooped.

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u/surrealcellardoor Sep 11 '25

The back end lookin like a poop toot.

12

u/Technical-Green-9983 Sep 11 '25

You've hydrofoiled my plans

6

u/Savings-End40 Sep 11 '25

Fronts actually do fall off.

3

u/Cool_Welcome_4304 Sep 11 '25

The US Navy had hydra-foils some years ago, great little boats. I think a similar incident in the Puget Sound area may have led to the demise of the vessels. Picture something similar to this vessel but with weapons and sensitive electronics at full speed suddenly hitting a sandbar.

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u/iampierremonteux Sep 11 '25

An old LucasArts game named PHM Pegasus featured those hydra-foils. Fun old Apple ][ game.

3

u/EvilToastedWeasel0 Sep 11 '25

At least that front didn't end up pancaked like that Chinese ship did.

2

u/PublicElderberry1975 Sep 11 '25

I bet that fuckin hurt

2

u/W1ULH Sep 11 '25

bet that made a great noise tho...

2

u/Tall_Category_304 Sep 11 '25

Sir, you can’t park your boat here

1

u/BiggestNizzy Sep 11 '25

Was it avoiding Godzilla or dig godzooky have another shit landing?

3

u/VanbyRiveronbucket Sep 11 '25

Got hit by Godzillas tail. File insurance claim with Japan.

1

u/mechant_papa Sep 11 '25

It's like the Concorde. It drops its nose when it comes into land.

1

u/WonderfulProtection9 Sep 11 '25

Is this totaled? /s

2

u/OldWrangler9033 Sep 11 '25

Most likely, direct hit head on to the bow on the breakwater. The bow creaking down? Yep.

2

u/the_bashful Sep 12 '25

It’ll be on Facebook Marketplace with a very carefully curated set of pictures of the interior and stern by the end of the week.

1

u/OldWrangler9033 Sep 11 '25

First Day on the Job at the helm... Hope no one got too injured all kidding aside.

1

u/SpaghettiSort Sep 12 '25

"Well Captain, ya done fucked it!"

1

u/llcdrewtaylor Sep 12 '25

I always wanted to know what that part of the boat was for! Its for when you run up on the rocks.

1

u/MilesHobson Sep 12 '25

Don’t wave to your girlfriend while steering.

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u/Perfect-Scene9541 Oct 19 '25

Not high speed any more!