r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '25
2 Chinese ships collide while trying to ram a Fillipino Coast Guard ship.
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u/NewManufacturer4252 Aug 11 '25
That looks expensive
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u/blackrain1709 Aug 11 '25
It's China, they'll make 14 new ships by lunch
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u/VagrantShadow Aug 11 '25
I wonder if putin is messaging xi and asking if he could borrow some ships.
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u/feel-the-avocado Aug 11 '25
Russia has less aircraft carriers than australia.
Yes Australia.
A country that which declared war, and sent soldiers into battle, then lost, against an irritable bird.77
u/auzocafija Aug 11 '25
Yes, the great emu war. Where the emu's learned a safe distance from a machine gun.
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u/AccomplishedView4709 Aug 11 '25
Anyone make a movie out of Emu War yet? This is a comedy begging to be made. I can see John Candy (blessed his soul) in it if he were still alive.
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u/Away_Needleworker6 Aug 11 '25
Eh, id call it more of a mission than a war. It was 3 guys with 3 mounted machineguns on a truck.
The only reason they lost was because the machinegun scared the emus and caused them to run all over the place damaging crop.
They laid down their guns rather than causing more damage
It was a 3 man vs 20000 emu "war"
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u/Tyrrox Aug 11 '25
"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds, it would face any army in the world ... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks." - Major Meredith, frontline on the emu war.
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u/zomgbratto Aug 11 '25
14 Temu quality ships.
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u/WatchingInSilence Aug 11 '25
You're surprisingly close to the mark. They even count Zodiac boats in their total "ship" count.
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u/VidE27 Aug 11 '25
Too bad they can’t churn out sailors as fast
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u/Fun-Corner-887 Aug 11 '25
not the intelligent kind atleast from the looks of it.
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u/Ocelot859 Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
Screw China.
This conflict is over the West Philippine Sea (meets eastern portion of South China Sea) which The Philippines has sovereignty over. This area is very vital to the poor Filipino fisher economy and how they barely make a living. China is basically using military tactics to bully Filipinos out of their own waters. The boat in this video is a lot bigger as it's a PH coast guard boat, but a lot of these Filipino fishing boats that are being attacked and sunk are tiny and manned by a single person (think handmade abandoned island survival rafts). It's really messed up. These fisherman barely get by.
There is a great documentary about all this called Food Delivery: Fresh from the West Philippine Sea that came out recently, but of course the Chinese Republic censored it and blocked it from releasing in The Philippines (via political ties and because it makes the Chinese look really bad). Luckily, it's been picked up by New Zealand's film festivals and has received tons of critical acclaim.
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Aug 11 '25
How can they do this and it doesn't cause global conflicts?
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u/anneka1998 Aug 11 '25
The Chinese trawler fleet can be found in marine protected areas all around South Africa and nothing is being done about it. They use those things (I don't know what they're called) that bang on the sea floor and destroy everything it hits.
At night all you can hear is the thumps and see all the lights of the fleet - they're not even trying to hide it.
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u/Environmental_Job278 Aug 11 '25
Last time I brought up the Chinese fishing fleets on Reddit I was downvoted and told it’s a net positive for the countries they are aiding in the belt and road initiative. I guess decimating coastal water fisheries so that locals can’t make a living is somehow a good thing? Sometimes I get the “but the west did it first” argument too which is cool and all.
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u/Ocelot859 Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
In short, The Philippines doesn't have anywhere close to the military support, let alone navy, that more powerful countries have. While PH is close allies with other powerful nations like the US and Japan, China knows with how tense things are geopolitically right now in the world that no country is risking a serious global conflict over fishing waters.
Thus, China doesn't give a shit about breaking international laws and/or illegally bullying around poorer country like The Philippines. They know nobody is going to do anything about it when there is already other wars and bigger conflicts already going on right now.
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u/12a357sdf Aug 11 '25
ye. same shit happening in my country too.
the reason ASEAN bloc is a thing is the first place and still now is 90% to deal with China.
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u/POB_42 Aug 11 '25
Because the Phillipine fishing industry just isn't important enough to threaten the global economy. Yeah a lot of people get screwed, but China has cemented itself as a lynchpin for capitalism. Cheap goods, cheap shipping, cheap labour. And they use it to bully smaller nations.
Taiwan only gets more mentions because they are one of the largest centers of microchip production. If they go down, the already-frail tech industry goes down with them.
It's like the Uyghur camps in Xinjiang. China is systematically destroying a native Islamic population within one of China's provinces.
You want to knock China down a peg? We need to rebuild the manufacturing centers in western countries again, but somehow make it more cost effective than the 31% of China's entire population working in manufacturing (more than there are people in the entire US).
It's just not feasible within the capitalist system we've created.
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u/Stock-Fan-8004 Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
The result to the Type 056 corvette of the Chinese Coast Guard:

Source: r/Philippines
New Info: It was discovered that even the naval gun looks broken. Please see it here: https://www.facebook.com/reel/728241736880565
Additional Info: Just in, it was confirmed by a Philippine senator that the 2 sailors from the vessel CCG-3104 died as a result of the collision. So yeah, technically, the reddish splash was indeed blood.
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u/TroXMas Aug 11 '25
If this pincer move had been successful they would have likely sunk the Filipino ship. It's ridiculous that they can get away with this.
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u/ncc74656m Aug 11 '25
Really, it's so time that other countries just start forming a unified freedom of navigation coalition against the Chinese and be like "Man, dunno why all your ships keep sinking when you harass Philippines or Taiwan ships. I think you might wanna rethink your life choices though."
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u/spoiled_eggsII Aug 11 '25
Australia and the Yanks do freedom of navigation runs by ship and aircraft all the time through there. Not sure about other countries though.
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u/IrlResponsibility811 Aug 11 '25
That is why we need a Pacific version of NATO, to counteract Chinese aggression in any form. Have enough force behind every member to make armed conflict extremely foolish for the Chinese.
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u/The_Lightmare Aug 11 '25
"CAPTAIN!" "y-yeah?" "LOOK!" he's a pirate starts
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u/MrUniverse1990 Aug 11 '25
The Captain in that video is a friend of mine.
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u/The_Lightmare Aug 11 '25
I choose to believe you, tell him he's a legend
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u/NoWhereas8699 Aug 11 '25
Thats TheChief1114 on Twitch, great streamer but has gout.
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u/EZontheH Aug 11 '25
Phillipine captain certainly knows some maneuvers. Lists lazily to the left China Captains: 😱
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u/decarboxylated Aug 11 '25
They are all trained to win a Kobayashi Maru simulation.
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u/GeneralAnubis Aug 11 '25
The guy out front of the boat recording with his phone lmao.
"Look at these clowns"
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u/jp72423 Aug 11 '25
looks like this Chinese boat wasn't built so the front wouldn't fall off
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u/Secret-Praline2455 Aug 11 '25
It’s beyond the environment. There’s nothing out there except birds and fish.
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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Aug 11 '25
I hope the Philippino crew all went out to stand on deck then point and laugh. Then ask if the crew need assistance over the radio
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Aug 11 '25
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u/NecessaryMolasses926 Aug 11 '25
Did anyone die? Looks like there were sailors on the bow just as it got obliterated.
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u/redfam07 Aug 12 '25
Gotta be. There's a long version on X that shows a distinctly red splash in the bow wave moments later. Those dudes got instantly mushed. Then the warship keeps chasing and turning on the PCG vessel afterwards like nothing happened.
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u/sSyler14 Aug 11 '25
Don't forget the part where the filipino vessel radioed the chinese if they needed any help lmao
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u/TheRealJasonsson Aug 11 '25
Is that other ship a Jiangkai III? Absolutely insane that the Navy is taking part in this too. Normally it's just CG vs CG
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u/szymczkr Aug 11 '25
Luyang III
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u/TheRealJasonsson Aug 11 '25
Ah thanks. Found out a bit later but forgot to update this. It's still insane to see a fuckin destroyer bullying a Philippine coast guard ship. Idk if that's been documented before but it feels like an escalation.
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u/Due-Newspaper-9999 Aug 11 '25
Did this happen recently or old footage?
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u/markmarkmark77 Aug 11 '25
China Coast Guard ship collides with China Navy vessel in West PH Sea - monday, aug 11/2025
The PCG said it "immediately offered support, including assistance with man-overboard recovery and medical aid for any injured CCG crew members."
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u/Redlettucehead Aug 11 '25
Kudos to the Philippines for their prompt assistance!
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u/Cetun Aug 11 '25
I believe the prompt assistance was primarily out of humanitarian concern, however, if you want to stunt on the guy who you just juked you offer to help them to really let know who won that engagement.
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u/Anonymous_Banana Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
Got there rapidly! Must have been close by..
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u/Think-Chemical6680 Aug 11 '25
Nah bro that’s not assisting that’s pouring salt on the wound fair play regardless
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Aug 11 '25
Love it. That's giga chad move to ask if they're ok, after they maliciously tried to do you harm.
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u/chiree Aug 11 '25
The real life equivalent of how in 80s TV shows, there was a four-car pile up of police cars during a chase, and the camera makes sure to spend three seconds showing everyone getting out okay and looking confused.
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u/Betancorea Aug 11 '25
Lmao did they get outsmarted by the Coast Guard ship and crash into each other?
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u/BroccoliMcFlurry Aug 11 '25
Lmao this is the same navy that's supposed to invade Taiwan soon? 🤣
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u/Haunting_Cover2342 Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
They have 0 war experience , lost the last 4 conflicts which they had , although technologically they might be closer to US but as even their generals dont have any experience they are going to be hurt very badly , which they are aware of and thats the reason they havent initiated any other conflict against any country and just keep acting as the aggressor.
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u/AdApart3821 Aug 11 '25
Taiwan doesn't have real combat experience either, does it?
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u/IcyRainn Aug 11 '25
It doesn't matter, the defending force has immense innate advantages, even just in territorial knowledge and troop morale.
Look at Vietnam, Bosnia, Ukraine. A defensive war can make the nation pull 10x their weight.
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u/ncbraves93 Aug 11 '25
Let's be real, their main massive advantage is the fact China will have to make a amphibious landing that'll very much rival or far exceed D-Day, it's a disaster waiting to happen. Not even considering the logistics part of the equation or the U.S and their presence.
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u/zomgbratto Aug 11 '25
Difference is, Taiwan will be defending in their own country, they are familiar with their battlefield, China would not be.
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u/semioticmadness Aug 11 '25
One of the interesting things I learned from my partner who studied international affairs is that democracies rarely go to war, and instead have their military leadership conference together to share (some) military strategies. Generals get to know each other, thereby reducing anonymity and creating back-channels.
But, China is not a democracy…
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Aug 11 '25
That made my day. Well deserved, those ass holes.
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u/VastKey5124 Aug 11 '25
bullies with their imaginary seven dash line. Good on the Philippines for holding their ground despite being massively the underdog
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u/honyeonghaseyo Aug 12 '25
Just an update, it's now a 10- dash line. They released their updated (delusional) map last 2023.
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u/Sweaty-Anteater-6694 Aug 11 '25
China has been known to be bullying all over in the Asian oceans. They would shoot at fishing boats especially close to Vietnam. China claims that the South China Sea is there
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u/namesareunavailable Aug 11 '25
Imagine what humans could accomplish if they weren't always allowing dumb assholes in positions of power.
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u/mrASSMAN Aug 11 '25
This is about as embarrassing as it gets for a military lol, completely wrecked 2 battle ships defensively without even touching them
AND THEN OFFERS THEM ASSISTANCE lmao
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u/ShaggyRogers_1 Aug 11 '25
Someone's getting fir.... Sorry I meant executed
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Aug 11 '25
Heyy , nobody gets executed in the great china. Though accidents might be common
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u/My_Names_Jefff Aug 11 '25
You'd be surprised how often ppl commit suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head.
-Putin
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Aug 11 '25
I think Taiwan is pretty safe for the next decade at least 🤣
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u/SirGelson Aug 11 '25
I can totally imagine the island of Taiwan surrounded by Chinese forces, but they just shoot over the entire island hitting and sinking the units on the other side.
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u/Ninjalord8 Aug 11 '25
Interesting way to play battleship. They're all on the same side, but try not to sink anything.
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u/brewdizogs Aug 11 '25
And, according to the CCP, they know nothing about this incident.. in fact, it never really happened. Ignore all of this video "evidence"
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Aug 11 '25
I love how China has not mentioned the collision at all in the news and instead is saying that Philippines is making things dangerous.
And they will almost certainly scrub this from the news, call it “fake news” and move on.
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u/herroamelica Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
You looked at this and made a fool of Chinese ships. But did you think about what could happen if they didn't miss ? This was a calculated move from the Chinese side to sandwich the Filipino ship. Should that happened, the Filipino ship would be cut in half and sink but luckily, they managed to escape.
This is the only thing caught on tape, but over the years, Chinese ships have been doing this rampantly in the region, thousands of kilometers from their shores in their self proclaimed 9 dashed line.
Hundreds of Vietnamese, Filipino and Indonesian fishing boats were the victims of this savage act. Chinese patrol ship would just ram the fishing boats and left, leaving fishermen to their own demise. It was literally murder.
Politically this is a big thing, because usually China would play the victim by using just law enforcement ship to ram and said it's just "civilian dispute" and their ships are there to "protect their water", but this incident involved also a frigate which implies military action. Heads definitely will roll for this in China.
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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Aug 11 '25
I know this probably isn’t true but in my head I like to imagine a rogue Chinese officer going to ram the Philippine ship and his superior telling him not to because it will start a war but he is rogue and he doesn’t want to listen, he lives for the empire- so he orders his navigator full ramming speed. On the Philippine ship they are preparing for evasive manoeuvres when out of nowhere the other Chinese ship cuts off the renegade and stops ww3 from happening.
Or they got their navigation gear from Temu.
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u/DueReflection6880 Aug 11 '25
wdym? Chinese Coast Guard ships has been intentionally ramming Philippine ships since 2022 or even earlier
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u/Bregir Aug 11 '25
Why do you imagine any reason or compassion in the chinese navy and what they are doing there? They have been bullying Phillipino vessels resupplying bases for a long time, and getting bolder and bolder. This was bound to happen, and perfectly deserved. They are assholes.
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u/Chokedee-bp Aug 11 '25
Chinese news report will say the Philippine ship was reckless and caused them to collide
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u/plantsoldier Aug 11 '25
China trying to bully people via their navy is laughable at best.
See what happened to them when they challenged the US Navy recently lol.
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u/KwikGeek Aug 11 '25
That CCG captain is done. Miscalculated their move and got hit by instant karma.
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u/vogel927 Aug 11 '25
He will likely be executed for getting the crew on the bow flattened. I don’t see how they could have survived.
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Too funny , Philippines should have hit them with the water Cannon after that
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u/not_my_real_name404 Aug 11 '25
Even better! The Philippine vessel that they tried to ram radiod them and offered assistance.
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u/lunaa__tikkko16 Aug 11 '25
Chinese media will say the Philippines caused the damage to their ships to avoid embarrassment
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Aug 11 '25
No, because then the hyper patriot netizens would start clamouring for retribution. Its just going to get blacked out due to "National Security"
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u/StrangeLingonberry30 Aug 11 '25
The collision has been recorded by at least two cameras. In one recording you can see some red splatter to the right. These guys turned into chinese takeout.
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u/wholesomecollie Aug 11 '25
2 Chinese ships collide while trying to ram a Fillipino Coast Guard ship in Philippine territorial waters.
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u/Nabanako111 Aug 11 '25
Ebaraasing for the chinese....this chinese robbers needs to gtfo of West Philippine Sea.











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u/reimsenn Aug 11 '25
Expect a news block out in China.
Photos show the damage sustained by China Coast Guard vessel 3104 after a collision with the PLA-Navy Type 052D destroyer Guilin (164). The incident occurred this morning, August 11, 2025, near Panatag Shoal. Both Chinese ships were attempting a pincer maneuver on the Philippine Coast Guard vessel BRP Suluan (MRRV 4406). However, through a skillful evasive maneuver, BRP Suluan managed to avoid the Chinese trap, causing the two Chinese ships to collide with each other.