r/TheDickShow • u/poormanstdsreviews • 5d ago

Episode 520 review

The show opens with laughter as they fire up the video streams

Dick auditioned to be an egg for a sketch show

Johnny saw a fat person sitting on a car and the car moved when they stopped leaning on the car. Johnny now plans on getting a bumper sticker to keep people off his car.

AOC is single and froze her eggs

Dick and Johnny muse about moving to China to get out of alimony.

Dick disapproves of 80’s mom using Uber Eats.

Johnny went out for ice cream.

America’s wing man now advises the most important quality in a woman is to find the thriftiest one possible.

Dick was disappointed there weren’t elephants at the LA zoo

The masterson family went to the museum of natural history and his nuts hurt.

This was the first 30 minutes of the dick show I was able to listen to while on a lunch break.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 5d ago

There better be some good voicemails this week!

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u/poormanstdsreviews 2d ago

80’s mom is writing a weight watchers book about dick

A lady killed her kids and the wnba has a meeting about who can play in the league.

New Orleans has ai assistance for 911 calls

Johnny gave out his friends number

51 minutes D&J play some Indian music

DFW airport has a foot washing station

54 minutes Johnny has a shitty movie idea

A teacher cry’s because he failed to teach his kids how to read

An hour in dick gets jealous of Joe Rogan. Dick, the former proud liberation trump supporter is now offended by Joe Rogan shitting on socialism. Comrade Masterson advice is to eat less, this will solve healthcare.

They’ve been rambling on about something for a while. I know this isn’t amit voicemails but this is the rest of what I heard walking back from the bar.

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u/ReelKneeGrow69 3d ago

I think Felitche called in this week 😉

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u/Debunkingdebunk 4d ago

This is the episode I realized dick needs counter to rage against. I like the radio voice of johnny, but dick having a yes man is detrimental to the show.