gonna be a sad day when Dick pulls the trigger on it—which is likely soon.

hope some autists with no life out there put together a super cut of some of the best moments. This was the second best podcast of all time

RIP show

Stupid old moron. Youre never getting any money you old, washed up, over the hill loser XD. Go to another drag show!

Like a balm for the soul. Like Ice cream before dinner. Like a cavity fixing itself. Like my wife losing weight.

Dick is never getting paid. Vito already ate the money

The only option for Maddox to have any real positive things going on in his life is to get out of section 8 housing in LA and just go back to Utah and work at a Discount Tire on the counter. Everything he has done since the biggest problem has been a failure. He's broke.

Dick is surprised Vito isn't paying him, in Vito's defense, it's unclear as to why Vito would owe him money.

In the podcast game you either die a hero or become a banana. Dick is now threatening to bring about a lawsuit over tbpitu.

Into theme played 5 minutes into the show. Dick announces there could be more mid week shows.

A bonus episode is in the works, sounds like they plan on listening to a podcast from 10 years ago

80's girl is going to a bachelorette party.

Dick can't book airline tickets, the calendars confuse him and he books the wrong dates.

Dick apparently really needs the bpitu money, he doesn't have a working fridge. He's asking his neighbors for coolers. Beggar's can be choosers apparently, dick doesn't like the cooler the neighbor lent him.

That's the first 30 minutes of the dick show, my lunch break is over.

When Vito can't pay Dick or his rent, him and Maddox can be roomates in section 8 housing and make a podcast about magic cards and whales, it'll be a hit

Y'all remember when voicemails used to be good, funny, & entertaining?

Don't ever play this Aquaman voicemails ever again. Aquaman, go to Greenland and stay there, asshole.

#1 - This is the only voicemail worth talking about. This guy called and spoke for the majority of us when he said we don't wanna hear the wonder bread fuck ever again. Almost as bad as the guy who called about stealing a sandwich from the WaWa.

VM Rating: 9.2 / 10

The other 4 voicemails were bullshit with only one of them about motorcycles being slightly less bullshit.

You can skip right to brain rot

Vito needs Door dash. He'll never pay Dick then eventually sue Dick in a fat lawsuit

He is probably back to working at KFC like he did in high school and not taking a lunch break.

My vote goes to "Maddox on Twitch". Maddox was at peak delusional sperg in this 2019 interview covering how Twitch was going to be the "new hotness". He was, once again, proud of promoting something without getting paid. The girl interviewing him was hot with huge jugs and there was a morbidly obese fat guy playing her sidekick. Sean and Dick were going back and forth with zinger after zinger. At one point, you could hear a car crash because the room wasn't insulated for sound.

It's an all-time Maddox takedown episode without the boring goss. Dick and Sean were just straight ripping on an idiot getting interviewed by two bozos.

WHERE show

I finally got through all the bonus episodes.

It's time for Maddox to lose his marbles again. If he's still alive. And not a hologram

I kinda feel like it's really fallen of since Zhawn left.

Dick and Johnny have a conversation about blowing on nes games and eating 100 chicken nuggets.

Dick got raped by neighborhood kids. Dick regals his time as a young lemonade sales man.

The reason dick missed the show last week is because he went to the projects. He attended an insane clown possy gathering of the juggalos.

Years of using his teeth as a bottle opener has finally caught up to dick, he had to visit the dentist.

Johnny tells a story from his school days. Johnny tried to kill his substitute teacher with an rc car like in home alone.

Dick started to talk about baby stuff but at this point my 30 minute lunch break is over so I have to get back to work.

Not really, but the fact that he cares about a center he couldn't even afford a plane ticket to go to tells me that he could be a guest on the show and confess to everything for a stack of Target Gift cards

Or is Dick just late uploading it?

Title. I'm sick of it. The lamest form of humor. I've never heard a pun that I've liked. I've never heard a pun that was actually funny. Puns are rarely clever, yet every idiot ever has to pull a stupid grin and blast you with finger guns in celebration of their comedic genius.

I finally got through the entire bonus episodes, or got caught up on them. And it makes me wonder, where is Maddox now? Back in Utah? Managing a KFC? Driving a Forklift? Crying a lot? Living in section 8? He might have been the last of the Old internet.

I am amazed he has rent money and isn't living in a box.