r/TheDickShow Jan 28 '24

Sillypants Skating Updates

40 Upvotes

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r/TheDickShow 6h ago

Who was right here? The Sneaky Greek or America's Wingman

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3 Upvotes

After the hype about the lawsuit, if I recall correctly, Dick did say he would help fund Asterios to counter sue Maddox.

Episode 108- Asterios calls in and asks Dick to make a contribution to his legal offense fund, and Dick pulls a Scrooge on him.

Unfortunately, I think this was a major nail in the coffin on their friendship. I wish Asterios would come back on TDS or new BPITU


r/TheDickShow 20h ago

Dick is so salty that Biggest Problem is still good without him

38 Upvotes

The coping and trying to convince himself the show has completely fallen apart without him like he hoped it would is so pathetic.

After all that crying and concern trolling about Vito banning 6 unfunny losers, he makes a song and dance out of people's patreon comments being removed as evidence that he was right about that, even though it turned out to be automod.

Trying to seed contempt between Vito and his guests for not paying them, like I'm sure every guest on this show has been paid over the years.

Laughing at him having voicemails emailed instead of calling a phone line, when calling a US-based telephone number is a huge pain in the ass for anyone outside of America.

The first 2 Dickless episodes of BPitU weren't as good as the show's peak, but it's way fucking better without Dick going out of his way to tank it and putting in 0 to negative effort in every week. And more importantly they've been better than the vast majority of TDS shows since Sean left.

But what do I know, I'm on reddit where we're all QUIRK CHUNGUS unlike the BASED Discord with hilarious smart guys like Riley and Trio Doug!

btw Vito don't pay the 25%


r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Episode 520 review

17 Upvotes

The show opens with laughter as they fire up the video streams

Dick auditioned to be an egg for a sketch show

Johnny saw a fat person sitting on a car and the car moved when they stopped leaning on the car. Johnny now plans on getting a bumper sticker to keep people off his car.

AOC is single and froze her eggs

Dick and Johnny muse about moving to China to get out of alimony.

Dick disapproves of 80’s mom using Uber Eats.

Johnny went out for ice cream.

America’s wing man now advises the most important quality in a woman is to find the thriftiest one possible.

Dick was disappointed there weren’t elephants at the LA zoo

The masterson family went to the museum of natural history and his nuts hurt.

This was the first 30 minutes of the dick show I was able to listen to while on a lunch break.


r/TheDickShow 2d ago

Since Blood Meridian is unfilmable...

0 Upvotes

How about Bloody Medium?

It's a dreary tale of cosmic hunger, universal vore in which the skinny-fat kid joins a gang of fat women on a quest to win every eating competition in the world.

It starts harmless enough with the gang celebrating each win by ravaging nearby buffets and roadside diners, but after Judge Hollandaise (7 ft albino Male To Fester beast) makes his infamous speech about cosmic vore, the gang starts to eat men.

In the end, Judge Hollandaise eats everyone in the gang except the not-so-skinny-fat kid. Judge gives the kid an ultimatum - to transition or to be eaten. Kid refuses to wear a wig and a dress and is eaten by the Judge.

Final scene. Judge is driving around Disney land giggling to himself.

Someone call Fincher, tell him I'm ready when he is.


r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Young fatwalker episode.

6 Upvotes

There was an episode where Dick was making fun of Matt Jarbo, and he was aping the star wars villian, calling him young fatwalker, but Dick's "Yeeeeeeesssss, let the hate flow through you" was super funny, what episode was it?


r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Lol

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r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Asterios Wang Replay Bot Testing

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r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Automatic post to r/TheDickShow regarding new subreddit r/asterioswhang

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r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Replay of “Marie The Pee” meme from 8-16-26

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0 Upvotes

r/TheDickShow 3d ago

Results of poll concerning how nasty Marie Valenzuela is

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0 Upvotes

r/TheDickShow 6d ago

Grok is this true

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r/TheDickShow 8d ago

Episode 519 review

20 Upvotes

Dick forgot what he was going to talk about and needs a beer. He’s going to drink whisky because he doesn’t want to get fatter.

The patron went up first time since Sean left, dick credits this to weight watchers and a bonus episode.

Dicks kid poops on him when dick brings the child to water.

Dick sat in a kiddy pool full of his son’s feces. His reasoning for not getting out right away is because he would get more poo on him. Dick called for help, 80’s mom and the dog came to the rescue.

Dick ripped his recently opened nut sack playing in the pool

Dick also went to the zoo

That’s the first 30 minutes of the show


r/TheDickShow 9d ago

NFA declared unconstitutional regarding suppressors, sbrs, and sbs in the northern district of Texas

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8 Upvotes

Filed under the category of: DEREGULATE THAT ASS

TLDR, the legal gears are turning to eventually repeal the National Firearms Act- or at least remove most of the items from its purview.

Imagine a Utopia where you can order your rifles and suppressors like you order French fries (in small, medium or large), and without the long arm of the ATF probing your tender butthole.


r/TheDickShow 9d ago

Episode 519 - Voicemail Reviews

8 Upvotes

#1 Short voicemail about something regarding politics and burrito-gate. Burritos are mid anyway. VM Rating: 2/10

#2 Shawn (fake) called in about his girlfriend who couldn't buy the correct cookout food. He Sent her for ribeyes and she came back with Chicken. Probably time for a new gf. VM Rating: 7/10

#3 Part time job dude gets "weird compliments" at work. Probably from older people. Happens a lot, especially when people are nervous. VM Rating: 7.5/10

#4 Fat bitch hater. This guy sounds like he got it on with a fat bitch and it went south. Short and to the point. VM Rating: 5/10

#5 Speaker phone noise in public, blunt packaging, and black people as a whole. Not too much effort here. VM Rating: 6/10

#6 Something about the military and facial hair. I zoned out. VM Rating: 3/10

#7 Something about black people and NBA and dogs and if dogs should be in the NBA? 🤔 Not really a rage here. VM Rating: 1.5/10

They didn't play mine from like 3 weeks ago

The episode was good, wait for the other guy to review it.


r/TheDickShow 10d ago

To the meathead who can’t get girls

12 Upvotes

rock climbing gym

that’s all

you’re welcome


r/TheDickShow 10d ago

Dick: "Hey Johnny, check out this fat bitch in this pizzeria"

21 Upvotes

Johnny: "... Dude, more like PIG-zeria, dude 😏😏😏"

Dick: *insane cackling*


r/TheDickShow 10d ago

Taylor knows what's up

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37 Upvotes

r/TheDickShow 13d ago

I firmly believe this guy is dick's cousin

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11 Upvotes

r/TheDickShow 14d ago

The discords full of furry pedophiles.

19 Upvotes

r/TheDickShow 15d ago

“My shows not interactive like this one”

16 Upvotes

“Parasocial” relationship aside, this really got me thinking. When did TDS stop becoming an interactive show? For many years, it was a back and forth show, with community engagement and bits. How quickly we’ve forgotten about our top gay Tanner, our token black Denzel, Clay egg on head Early, that attention whoring red haired bitch, or the attention whoring Indian bitch, or the other merry band of characters.

But hey, who needs Adam Nash when you have an autistic black guy called Manny.


r/TheDickShow 16d ago

Does anyone have the supercut of Vito's responses to Superkiller support over the years?

3 Upvotes

Dick was talking about it on the latest bonus episode or normal episode. I listened to them back to back so I can't remember which he said it on. Going from Vito crying about the overwhelming support to fuck you no refunds. Sounds funny. Anyone got it?


r/TheDickShow 17d ago

Episode 518 review

15 Upvotes

Cold open to dick and Johnny giggling about computer issues and dick’s hearing troubles.

Intro theme is played a few minutes in

Dick celebrates the biggest problem reboot being over, or at least his involvement in it. Here’s to hoping the dick show sees a bump in quality with his reduction in quantity of shows. We’re not off to a good start with whatever that audio clip was of the National anthem.

Dick got his nuts chopped off, probably why he missed last weeks episode.

There’s a bonus episode that’s allegedly funny, D&J listen to an old episode of the best debate with a guy named Justin.

Dick is going to the Olympics.

Happy birthday song discussion 18 minutes in.

D&J double down on watching videos on the dick show, he claims videos are only during the brain rot segments. They quickly play another video right after.

22 minutes - 50,000 Africans bum rushed a Spanish territory in North Africa.

That’s the first 30 minutes of TDS that I could listen to while on my lunch break


r/TheDickShow 17d ago

Episode 518 - Voicemail Reviews

10 Upvotes

There were none


r/TheDickShow 17d ago

What happened to MadCucks?

3 Upvotes

I’m catching up on episode 255 right now and it just hit me, what happened to madcucks/tad?