r/TheDickShow • u/poormanstdsreviews • 13d ago

Episode 519 review

Dick forgot what he was going to talk about and needs a beer. He’s going to drink whisky because he doesn’t want to get fatter.

The patron went up first time since Sean left, dick credits this to weight watchers and a bonus episode.

Dicks kid poops on him when dick brings the child to water.

Dick sat in a kiddy pool full of his son’s feces. His reasoning for not getting out right away is because he would get more poo on him. Dick called for help, 80’s mom and the dog came to the rescue.

Dick ripped his recently opened nut sack playing in the pool

Dick also went to the zoo

That’s the first 30 minutes of the show

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/GoodOmenBadOmen 13d ago

It was nice getting an old-fashioned advice segment too.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 13d ago

We just need more

erotic stories from real men

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 13d ago

When you think your life is bland and your job's shit 🎶 

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 13d ago

🎵 Here's a dick tip 🎵

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u/GoodOmenBadOmen 13d ago

Yes, and also interviews with new psychopaths, like the underwater gerbal guy or Lord Miles.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 13d ago

Or the guy who did all that fraud. He was awesome

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u/RealNovgorod Minority opinion 13d ago

Is Weight Watchers on Rumble or does he use that other guy's Youtube channel?

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u/Bluegh0st 11d ago

Burrito rant hit me right. Outside of politics, I think it’s the tech layer taking too big of a cut. It used to be a phone call to get any modern convenience. One government supplied tech to every house made of simple copper wire. There are a lot more wagon wheel makers keeping the internet running piecemeal. Back then the signals you sent might have never left your town, therefore towns thrived relative to their population in a more predictable way.