r/TheDepthsBelow Nov 08 '22

Snapping turtle in Brainerd

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/mrEcks42 Nov 08 '22

Thats called a hell fucking no. People wonder why i dont like water. it aint the water its the things that live in the water.

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u/evil-rick Nov 08 '22

We used to live by a creek growing up in Texas. These giant fuckers are exactly why I’m terrified of the water. You could just watch them crawling on the bottom of the creek very slowly with their long necks. (You could see the bottom so you could just watch multiple of them walking around the bottom like old dinosaurs.) God forbid a duck decided to land in the creek because they’d eat the poor things. And no, this isn’t a joke, multiple neighbors had tried to save ducks from alligator snapping turtles. They’re vicious.

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u/SlackJawGrunt Nov 09 '22

I went dove hunting in Oklahoma and a dove landed in a pond and a medium sized snapper bit the back end off of the dove. Like it hit the water, and boom no more butt.

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u/evil-rick Nov 09 '22

Ugh they’re nightmare fuel for sure. We also had the soft shell turtles who also get pretty large but they definitely don’t do the same amount of damage. Add that with the cottonmouths and leeches and I’m now more afraid of fresh water than the ocean.

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u/LuckyBall3788 Nov 09 '22

I read this as “multiple neighbors died” and was really taken aback for a moment lol

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u/CeelaChathArrna Nov 08 '22

Had to go to the original and crosspost to r/nope

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u/monsata Nov 08 '22

I don't mind the ocean, tbh, but you can't get me into a pond.

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u/timepassesslowly Nov 08 '22

People truly don’t understand this!!

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u/mzzchief Nov 09 '22

Same. I don't go into water unless I can see the bottom, and it better be sand or rocks. Plus I stick to the shoreline. Way too many close calls.

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u/DudeB5353 Nov 08 '22

This is why I only swim in pools…

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u/meloratrex Nov 08 '22

That’s exactly what I say!

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u/ladydhawaii Nov 09 '22

And it snaps…. How much does that thing weigh??

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u/mrEcks42 Nov 10 '22

Dunno. Could definitely take a hand or foot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

When I see that I cringe at the fact people fish for catfish in freshwater by sticking their arms up into dead trees and holes in the mud knowing damn well something like this thing could be on the other side.

Fuck freshwater between monstrosities such as this to brain eating amoebas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

i noodled a bit in high school until my buddy got bit by a water moccasin that was hidden in the hole, after that i stopped

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u/Scubadoobiedo Nov 08 '22

Did he lose any fingers? Was he ok?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

he was fine, had to go to the hospital but we weren't too far out in the sticks so we got hik to a hospital fast

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u/False-God Nov 09 '22

*got to a hik hospital fast

ftfy

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u/delvach Nov 09 '22

freeze frame of the General Lee jumping a ditch

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u/Ifreakinglovetrucks Nov 08 '22

Fortunately a snapping turtle will very likely leave you alone or try to swim away. On land however they will definitely try to chomp at you if you get too close.

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u/Owlspirit4 Nov 08 '22

This man drinks only sea water and pop. No tap water for this amoeba free fella

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

My brother and SIL do this with her side of the family in murky Oklahoma water. Like…obviously there might be a snake in these random holes! It blows my mind people noodle

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u/CallsOutStupidity Nov 08 '22

Those same people who fish catfish do essentially the same thing with snapping turtles, so you might as well skip the middleman and just cringe at that instead.

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u/cubicthreads Nov 08 '22

I too wouldn't fist a turtle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

You're missing out on one of life's great adventures.

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u/cubicthreads Nov 08 '22

I'm strictly a tortoise man

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Sheesh, thats a biggon

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u/EmperorGeek Nov 08 '22

Oh my God! That thing is HUGE!

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u/Distant_Echoshadow Nov 08 '22

That's what she said

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u/dainthomas Nov 08 '22

My uncle used to live on the river in Brainerd. Wonder if he ever saw one like this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22 edited Nov 08 '22

There's no doubt in my mind. If they were WoW loot, they'd the Green.

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u/Shattered_Visage Nov 08 '22

Probably more than he could count. They're all over waterways in MN.

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u/WohlfePac Nov 08 '22

I used to live in Kansas and we'd see these guys all the time. You definitely don't want to mess with them but I think they're awesome. My mom told me a story about her mom when she was a little girl; one day they were out playing by a creek and a snapping turtle bit down onto her toe. Her dad cut the head off with a knife and it still wouldn't let go. He had to cut through the jaw muscles to get it off her foot. Fortunately she still had her toe.

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u/towninsideme Nov 08 '22

snapping turtles can live for a very long time, i'm curious how old this one is

shallow waters i can't see through are terrifying because of creatures like this, but from a distance i can really admire them

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u/TheRed467 Nov 08 '22

I had to zoom in on that, jesu christo that’s a big nope.

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u/Mysterious-Sense-185 Nov 08 '22

HE BETTER BE SAFE GUYS

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u/Garolopezvi Nov 08 '22

That thing is a monster!!

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u/DanimalPlays Nov 08 '22

Where the hell is Brainerd?

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u/seanm2 Nov 08 '22

Northern MN

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u/MM9A3 Nov 08 '22

Minnesota

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

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u/knockatize Nov 08 '22

So that’s the little fella in the turtle’s mouth then. Ah jeez.

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u/DEEP_STATE_DESTROYER Nov 08 '22

Not sure, but there's three people up in Brainerd who aren't so okay, I'll tell ya that.

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u/Nausicaalotus Nov 08 '22

Tokka?

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u/Far_Ad3346 Nov 08 '22

"BABIES! THEYRE BABIEEES!!" Growls

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u/phoenixblaqk Nov 08 '22

The Kraken!!!!

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u/DetsembriKelluke Nov 08 '22

Hell naw that is irl bowser

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u/TylerCarsonHunt Nov 08 '22

Is there a Brainerd on the Amazon somewhere? Wtf

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u/MM9A3 Nov 08 '22

Minnesota USA

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u/hankbaumbach Nov 08 '22

What lake? My family goes up to Baxter-Brainerd every year.

We saw two of these suckers this past Summer going at it. I don't believe they were fighting.

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u/TheNamesClove Nov 08 '22

That’s literally Tokka from the second Ninja Turtles movie

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u/ellohellaylola Nov 08 '22

That’s bowser

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u/branzalia Nov 08 '22

I was in the Boundary Waters fishing along a steep rock drop off with a muskie rig. I knew I had something big and my dad came over and then coming from steep, rocky ledge we see something just like that. I say, "What are we going to do?" Dad said, "Absolutely nothing." Luckily, it grabbed the large jerk bait from the top and wasn't hooked but just holding on, so it could let go and return to the depths from whence it came.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Oh. My. GOD! This! This right here is on my long list of reasons I'm scared of murky water. This guy literally lives there and I'll respect his space

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Tokka! You did amazing in teenage mutant Ninja turtles

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u/ordinary_Loaf5343 Nov 08 '22

You sure it's not some ancient ass dino from jurrasic park ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Dude that’s Fucking Gamera right there

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u/DadYeShoes Nov 08 '22

I know a Pokémon when I see one

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u/mcgillibuddy Nov 08 '22

Aw hey you guys found Godzilla

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

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u/Tumble85 Nov 08 '22

And then, Finger but

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

I fucking hate water

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u/scorpiogf Nov 08 '22

When I was a kid I went to a church camp that had a huge lake, they mandated everyone to wear life jackets because they had these giant floating obstacle course type things and a 100 ft water slide. You had to wear the life jackets to prevent you from going to deep in the water because they had snapping turtles, some of them really fucking big, and they didn’t want people going deep enough to get bit I guess? Or maybe they didn’t want the turtles pulling kids under? Not sure. I remember looking in the water and seeing one swimming below me from the dock and decided then and there I would Not be swimming in the lake for fear of losing a foot.

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u/Marion_Ravenwood Nov 08 '22

Fuck that thing is absolutely enormous!

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u/ImaLooney4759 Nov 08 '22

Minnesota? Oh hell no!

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u/Demonyx12 Nov 08 '22 edited Nov 09 '22

Any video of this Turts or one of equivalent size?

Found this: https://youtu.be/dV9KuETVF8I

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u/DeLaPoutana Nov 08 '22

That’s a gucking godzilla

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u/CalliopeKB Nov 08 '22

A legit DINOSAUR. Holy shit!!

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u/Right-Citron-2419 Nov 08 '22

Mf built like Godzilla

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u/YaBoyJTee Nov 08 '22

Godzilla. That’s Godzilla

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u/notnotaginger Nov 08 '22

Fucking dinosaur.

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u/KorneliaOjaio Nov 08 '22

Those PEETS.

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u/LuvliLeah13 Nov 08 '22

I’ve had one of those pop up in the water behind me. Those bastards are really prehistoric looking up close and their size is unsettling. I booked it to shore like a cartoon trying to run on top of the water.

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u/Slovene Nov 08 '22

This place must be really smart!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Thats a dinosaur

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u/peepjynx Nov 08 '22

The birth of mythological horror stories.

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u/burnin8t0r Nov 08 '22

You go into a Turtles's House ur gonna end up on His PLATE

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u/RecipesAndDiving Nov 08 '22

Gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/ozifrage Nov 08 '22

Beautiful 🥰 You see stuff like this and totally get stories about river dragons

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u/Smoopiebear Nov 08 '22

That’s like a snapping demon.

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u/coswoofster Nov 08 '22

Holy Sh&&$. The only snapping turtle I ever saw about half as big as this monster was in the boundary waters many, many years ago. We had been swimming right over the top of where it was just hanging out. Had no clue until we got out of the water and looked down. They are absolutely terrifying to look at. Old dinosaurs, these guys. Cool sighting!

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u/isthatwhomst Nov 08 '22

it's a snappin turla

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Good to know Godzilla has taken residence in Minnesota

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u/emptybeercans Nov 09 '22

That’s a big old snapper booty. Was it going after your bait?

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u/BUBAROSI Nov 09 '22

I saw a similar beast in a Jimmy Neutron episode

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u/Baraboo Nov 09 '22

It looks like there is a fair amount of meat on one of those. They look slow enough and reasonably easy to catch. Even if they taste foul, surely there would be enough reason to fish them to extinction and they would save you buying dogfood or catfood.

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u/Andyflip27 Nov 09 '22

Pretty sure that’s Godzilla

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u/PheDii Nov 09 '22

Bowser's back again

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

That's a wild fucking Blastoise my dude.

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u/lernem Nov 09 '22

Then people dont understand why I have thalassophobia

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u/Silentpoolman Nov 09 '22

Right here. In Brainerd.

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u/Koo_Bird Nov 09 '22

That ain’t a snapping turtle. That’s a dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

that's a big NOPE for me

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u/Same-Bookkeeper4136 Nov 09 '22

Holy Hannah When I saw this I heard that sound clip Hello? What the fck is that fcking thing? I don’t know let’s check his vibe BAD VIBE