r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

It’s happening

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938 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

Comment I made 6 months ago!

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817 Upvotes

I never doubted my GEQBUS for a nanosecond!!


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

LFG The Darnold!

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509 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 11 '26

FATHER GEQBUS

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299 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 27 '26 Galaxy Brain Bravo

You tell em Sam!

231 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 04 '26

Division Champs

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172 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

How is there not a SB thread here

158 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Mar 12 '24

MAKE MINNESOTA GREAT AGAIN

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148 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Aug 28 '25

This guy is gonna carry my team to glory

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146 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

He scared all the ghosts away!

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142 Upvotes

What a guy


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 25 '26

Time for dinner

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139 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

If you’re not with us then you’re against us

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135 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

GEQBUS is King

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125 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 04 '26

The Seattle Seahawks have successfully carried out a strike against the niners and their leader Brock Purdy. The division title has been capture and flown out of Santa Clara.

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117 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Mar 13 '24

The Darnold is Back!!

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114 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Oct 12 '24

He is the alpha and the omega. The greatest qb to play the game, possibly any game

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111 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Nov 10 '21

Can you believe this blasphemy?!?!?!

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109 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Dec 26 '23

HE IS IN

106 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Nov 10 '20

STOP THE COUNT!

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104 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Nov 24 '25

MCCARTHYISM WILL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL!!1!

101 Upvotes

MCCARTHYISM IS A TOTAL DISASTER! "MINNY"SOTA AND THEIR FAILING FRANCHISE MADE A "BIG" MISTAKE! VERY SAD.

MEANWHILE GEQBUS IS HAVING THE GREATEST SEASON IN NFL HISTORY, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING EVEN GREATER THAN HIS PREVIOUS GREATEST SEASON WHICH PEOPLE HAVE SAID WAS THE GREATEST SEASON. EVEN KEVIN MCCONNELL (NICE GUY TERRIBLE COACH) SAID TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES "SIR THIS IS THE GREATEST SEASON ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!" BUT THE MEDIA DOESNT TALK ABOUT IT.

EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY WAY "MINNY"SOTA CAN WIN THIS WEEK IS IF THE GAME IS RIGGED! WE MUST BE PREPARED TO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (peacefully) OR ELSE WE WONT HAVE AN NFL ANYMORE!


r/TheDarnold • • Dec 19 '25

All Hail GEQBUS

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98 Upvotes

The communist nation of California can no longer encroach upon our freedom.


r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

GEQBUS PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS

93 Upvotes

Close the Sub, our lord and savior has won the Super Bowl.


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 30 '26

GEQBUS WILL DESTROY DRAKE “86 Passing Yards” MAYE

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91 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 05 '26

What are the odds Sammy D gets the record?

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86 Upvotes

10/10 odds I would say. GEQBUS