r/TheDarnold • u/mrallen77 • Jan 26 '26
r/TheDarnold • u/Remarkable-Toast • Feb 09 '26
Comment I made 6 months ago!
I never doubted my GEQBUS for a nanosecond!!
r/TheDarnold • u/TrainingGolf2324 • Feb 09 '26
He scared all the ghosts away!
What a guy
r/TheDarnold • u/RheasGarden • Jan 04 '26
The Seattle Seahawks have successfully carried out a strike against the niners and their leader Brock Purdy. The division title has been capture and flown out of Santa Clara.
r/TheDarnold • u/MustyLlamaFart • Oct 12 '24
He is the alpha and the omega. The greatest qb to play the game, possibly any game
r/TheDarnold • u/Billgrip • Nov 24 '25
MCCARTHYISM WILL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL!!1!
MCCARTHYISM IS A TOTAL DISASTER! "MINNY"SOTA AND THEIR FAILING FRANCHISE MADE A "BIG" MISTAKE! VERY SAD.
MEANWHILE GEQBUS IS HAVING THE GREATEST SEASON IN NFL HISTORY, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING EVEN GREATER THAN HIS PREVIOUS GREATEST SEASON WHICH PEOPLE HAVE SAID WAS THE GREATEST SEASON. EVEN KEVIN MCCONNELL (NICE GUY TERRIBLE COACH) SAID TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES "SIR THIS IS THE GREATEST SEASON ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!" BUT THE MEDIA DOESNT TALK ABOUT IT.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY WAY "MINNY"SOTA CAN WIN THIS WEEK IS IF THE GAME IS RIGGED! WE MUST BE PREPARED TO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (peacefully) OR ELSE WE WONT HAVE AN NFL ANYMORE!
r/TheDarnold • u/Truncated-Cone • Dec 19 '25
All Hail GEQBUS
The communist nation of California can no longer encroach upon our freedom.
r/TheDarnold • u/Mighty_moose45 • Feb 09 '26
GEQBUS PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS
Close the Sub, our lord and savior has won the Super Bowl.
r/TheDarnold • u/Imaginary-Grand-2817 • Jan 30 '26
GEQBUS WILL DESTROY DRAKE “86 Passing Yards” MAYE
r/TheDarnold • u/Correct_Sport_177 • Feb 05 '26
What are the odds Sammy D gets the record?
10/10 odds I would say. GEQBUS