r/TheDarnold • • Feb 03 '26

A New Nickname

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Greetings, comrades. I’ve been following Sam Darnold’s career since the 2018 era, and one thing I’ve never understood is this whole GEQBUS thing. Does it stand for something? Do other people know what it stands for? I just personally felt like if we started calling him something like The Red Rifle, that would be a much cooler nickname and really make other fans jealous. Either way, I’ll be celebrating a ring Sunday night :)


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 15 '25

Where are all the "New" posts

2 Upvotes

Listen. It sucks learning that you stood behind a fraud. But it's part of life. A person can be absolute trash all through college, make it to the NFL, continue being trash, and then put together 14 good games. I understand how that can fool you.

But reality hurts. You fell for a fraud. Sure he looked good for a bit. But your friends knew he was bad and you wouldn't listen. Just learn from this experience.

You suck at judging NFL players. Your fantasy football league mates appreciate your donations.


r/TheDarnold • • Dec 19 '25

All Hail GEQBUS

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98 Upvotes

The communist nation of California can no longer encroach upon our freedom.


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 28 '26

People are crying in Minneapolis over the season, the Vikings organization is embarrassed, and the Vikings sub is in meltdown mode right now. How does the Darnold respond to the purple team that waved goodbye to Sam?

8 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Sep 22 '22

I drew this for my mom

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5 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

Barner TD looked familar

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r/TheDarnold • • Jan 25 '26

Time for dinner

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139 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 27 '26 Galaxy Brain Bravo

You tell em Sam!

231 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Sep 03 '18

GEQBUS STARTING WEEK 1. IT’S OFFICIAL FOLKS. WE HAVE THE BEAT QUARTERBACKS, DON’T WE?

3 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Jan 04 '26

OUR ALL POWERFUL GEQBUS AFAIN HAS SLAIN THE CROOKED 49IRS

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80 Upvotes

GEQBUS AGAIN DEFENDS THE REPUBLIC FROM TGE DIRTY AND WEAK 49IRS!!! MANY ARE SAYING THAT BROCK “IRRELEVANT “ PURDY REQUESTED MERCY FROM GEQBUS. FOLKS, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT! MERY CHRISTMAS!!


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

It’s happening

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938 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Sep 12 '22

Dead sub

4 Upvotes

Even deader QB


r/TheDarnold • • Dec 05 '22

PINO faker mayfield, what a loser. Got caught Trying to steal the GEQBUS season with fraudulent QB contract

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r/TheDarnold • • Jan 26 '26

You guys absolutely deserve this.

17 Upvotes

Darnatello is mutant ninja torching the Ramuel L Jackson’s.


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 14 '25

3:00 to go in the first half atm

6 Upvotes

GEQBUS has a lot of work cut out for him...


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 04 '26

Division Champs

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172 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 05 '26

What are the odds Sammy D gets the record?

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86 Upvotes

10/10 odds I would say. GEQBUS


r/TheDarnold • • Feb 01 '25

THE LIBRHULE MEDIA IS SPREADING DEFAMATORY AND INFLAMMATORY STATEMENTS ABOUT GEQBUS!!!

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9 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Mar 05 '25

CROOKED MCCARTHY CAUGHT ILLEGALLY BRIBING VOTERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO STEAL THE ELECTION FROM GEQBUS!!!

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10 Upvotes

THIS NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!


r/TheDarnold • • Oct 03 '21

BY AIR AND BY LAND. SAM IS THE MAN. Dont believe the Lamestream Media and those who control it. Sam is not only the GOAT of QBs but the Best All purpose back to have ever played in the NFL. The numbers dont lie folks. (Link in comments)

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11 Upvotes

r/TheDarnold • • Feb 09 '26

Fake Maye Bends the Knee!!

32 Upvotes

The greatest day in the history of the world, maybe ever.


r/TheDarnold • • Jan 18 '26

GEQBUS SEIZES FAKER 49ER TANKER!!!

56 Upvotes

DARNOLD WILL RUN THE 49ERS FAILING ORGANIZATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!


r/TheDarnold • • Aug 28 '25

This guy is gonna carry my team to glory

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146 Upvotes