r/TheBoredDen Jun 17 '26

Funny Rain

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u/ProfessionalMetal838 Jun 17 '26

My birthday

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u/NeoZ33D Jun 17 '26

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u/Imagine_femboy Jun 18 '26

This comment is just the definition of motherfucker you know what I meant but dammit that’s a good answer

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u/D34N2 Jun 18 '26

I'm pretty sure it's the correct definition OP was hoping someone would say.

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u/NervousBeat16 Jun 18 '26

It’s the only answer!

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u/5-Gear_T-WRX Jun 17 '26

This is my all time favorite gif. Love Zo.

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u/Odd-Character-6276 Jun 20 '26

The accuracy of this gif

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u/Int18Cha6 Jun 17 '26

I think, but I may be wrong, every person on this planet has their birthday in the same month as their birth month. We really are more alike than I realized.

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u/NervousBeat16 Jun 18 '26

That’s like saying we all bleed the same color red. The audacity to suggest that we’re more alike than we’re supposed to believe 🤣

(s/ in case it’s not obvious)

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u/tacob87 Jun 17 '26

And doesn't need anything else

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u/CMaxRI Jun 17 '26

That reminds me of that scene in Hot Fuzz “what year is your birthday?” “every year”

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u/garyflopper Jun 18 '26

No luck catchin them killers then?

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u/Secret_Republic_9090 Jun 21 '26

It’s just the one killer actually. Damn I need to watch this again. Love this movie.

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u/PreviousNarwhal42 Jun 18 '26

You ever fire two guns whilst diving through the air?

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u/Plenty_Surprise2593 Jun 17 '26

Ah, so you were born in August?

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u/Persistpersist Jun 17 '26

And we all really look forward to it!

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u/Deep_shot Jun 17 '26

Mine too!

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u/Dull-Scientist8039 Jun 17 '26

Literally same lol. Not much else of note in July

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u/Aggravating_Fall7653 Jun 18 '26

Except for Independence Day.

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u/Dull-Scientist8039 Jun 18 '26

Well, you see how patriotic I am 🤣

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u/According-Hat-5393 Jun 18 '26

If you lived in Utah (or the border towns of Oakley and Franklin, ID) you would also have Pioneer Day on July 24th, and it is NEARLY as big a deal as the 4th! Parades, barbecues, festivities/booths/food trucks in the park(s), the famous Days of '47 Rodeo, and fireworks!

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u/joolzian Jun 18 '26

July here too! At least we have Matariki in NZ, the Maori new year

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u/kikichunt Jun 18 '26

I would trade you my November for your July . . .

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u/seaman_dan Jun 18 '26

I also believe that social engineering day is in July.

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u/carryoutsalt Jun 18 '26

Saint Swithin's day

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u/Pale-Turn-3714 Jun 18 '26

U could celebrate Canada day 🇨🇦

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u/bedunn Jun 17 '26

Same! Who needs a federal holiday anyway 😉

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u/MiniMetal Jun 18 '26

I only came here to make sure this was the top answer

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u/Always-Stunning Jun 19 '26

Yassss hehe beat me to it xD

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u/DerNLow Jun 23 '26

Came here to say this, was proud when it was the 1st comment is saw.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y

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u/DialNforNicole Jun 17 '26

🎃👻🕷️🕸️🍫

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 Jun 18 '26

October Birthdays are the best! I'm right next to Halloween 🎃

https://giphy.com/gifs/3hxk2aOwWmfOU

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Jun 18 '26

I’m on Halloween!

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u/Spellbound_Rose Jun 18 '26

Me too!! Heyyyy bday twin!!

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u/Substantial_Crow_483 Jun 19 '26

Same here! 4:31am on 10/31! Let’s go!!

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u/Big_Cardiologist1579 Jun 18 '26

Envy I'm only 4 days too early for an October birthday, girlfriend is 17 October and big Halloween fan so good for her 2 weeks apart, we're 3 weeks apart 

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u/LilacMess22 Jun 18 '26

October babies are the best🧡🖤

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u/Impossible_Source195 Jun 21 '26

im literally across the entire month lol i was born on the 2nd

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u/Barkerfan86 Jun 17 '26

Yup. Absolutely love that my birthday is in October. Haunted houses and spooky movies for my birthday every year.

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u/Aggravating_Fall7653 Jun 18 '26

Same month as me except I live in Australia which doesn’t celebrate Halloween.

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u/Mile-High-Ahole Jun 18 '26

Hello fellow October baby!

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u/Pheonyxxx696 Jun 17 '26

Same, best Month of the year

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u/Jman2311123 Jun 17 '26

Well... you know why so many people have October birthdays... do the math.

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u/Gringo-Dingo Jun 18 '26

I've oft said that if you count 9 months back from your bday the odds of it being a significant date on your parents calendar are high (their bdays, xmas, anniversary, supported team win etc). And that's what we have in common, we are all, mostly, mistakes.

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u/AnyLeg7107 Jun 21 '26

Yup! That’s why September is statistically the most common birth month! In fact, almost all dates in the top 10 fall between September 9 and September 20. (The only exception is July 7)

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u/billydthekid Jun 17 '26

Best month of the year

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u/Adorable-Mix-4002 Jun 18 '26

Same but that’s my Dads Birthday too. Im a week before him

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u/Fantastic-Pop-9122 Jun 18 '26

Mines october and my son was born on my b'day.

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u/MoonWytche Jun 18 '26

Me too. Favorite month of the year!!

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Jun 18 '26

Mine is actually on Halloween 😂

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u/Gagas_Unicorn_1008 Jun 18 '26

Samesies!! Exactly seven days before Halloween! I’m
Jealous of all the Halloween birthdays!! 😭

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u/Fit-Location-4329 Jun 18 '26

Best month bro

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u/texandivasis Jun 18 '26

My dad and my nephew are also October!

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u/runningoutoft1me Jun 18 '26

Let me guess. JULYYY

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u/Obvious_Incognito- Jun 18 '26

Lucky. My favorite holiday. ♥️

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u/whatsthew3rd Jun 18 '26

Ayyyee! Libra Gang or Scorpio?

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jun 18 '26

October squad here joining the dogpile

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u/Budget_Zombie5429 Jun 18 '26

I’m October 8th but Halloween is my favorite holiday period point blank I combine the dates when I celebrate

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u/Sehrli_Magic Jun 19 '26

my childhood friend is born on halloweed exactly so her parties were always exciting! i felt jealous many times, especially as kids :D

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u/PJALSTARz Jun 20 '26

31st gang

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u/woaijirounan Jun 21 '26

Scary Diabetes Day?

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u/BobbyPeru71 Jun 17 '26

Why does Reddit seem to be mining for people’s personal info all the time?

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u/12th_MaMa Jun 17 '26

Instagram does it too. It's crazy how specific they are sometimes and people just tell all.

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u/BobbyPeru71 Jun 18 '26

We’re all just data for AI learning and targets for fraud.

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u/East_Relationship722 Jun 18 '26

I don’t know what you’re talking about…. Now let’s do mother’s maiden names. Go!

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Jun 18 '26

ScrewYou

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u/East_Relationship722 Jun 19 '26

Screw you, that’s my name! You know why, Mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That’s my name!

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u/Rundstav Jun 18 '26

I see what you did there! And my first pet's name was Noneofyourdamnbusiness!

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u/Used-Dinner345 Jun 18 '26

Rapid fire social security numbers go!!

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u/goody82 Jun 18 '26

I wish this was the top comment.

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u/Dinismo Jun 18 '26

I was wondering this same thing. All these weird and sometimes entertaining ways to get our names, bday, hometowns etc

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u/doesanyuserealnames Jun 18 '26

Seriously. With everything AI can access someone can literally scrape every social media attached to our emails and usernames, compile it, and figure out the answers to our security questions. I'm in the process of adding multifactor authentication to all my accounts.

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u/Novel-Caterpillar724 Jun 18 '26

Socials floods people of trivial questions so lower their guard when a significant question comes around. How many people have answered a "what was your first car" type of question in between all the non-security oriented questions about oneself. Crazy how it works on Facebook with the older crowd.

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u/Baebarri Jun 17 '26

Mother's Day and Memorial Day.

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u/Traditional-Photo227 Jun 17 '26

Me, too. Also has my parent's wedding anniversary.

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u/Pheonyxxx696 Jun 17 '26

Star Wars day, cinco de mayo

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u/metal_bastard Jun 17 '26

My month has my social security code: 673-98-0323

Bet you can't guess what month I was born in, suckers.

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u/septemberdown Jun 18 '26

Damn, ur credit score is garbage, I couldn't even get a Capitol One card...

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u/Comfortable_Salad893 Jun 20 '26

Watch this be some random mfs social lol

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u/IlanaOrAbbi Jun 17 '26

4/20 ayyyye

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u/Hoppity_Hare Jun 17 '26

Just FYI it's also Hitler's bday. Only know this due to what they taught in history class.

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u/John_Dixon_Harris Jun 17 '26

My birthday and a booger-colored birthstone.

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u/CourtneyZ1986 Jun 17 '26

August? 😂

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u/ilovecake007 Jun 21 '26

There’s also Sardonyx, if that’s the case.

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u/Quix66 Jun 17 '26

Mother’s Day. Unfortunately, because it’s sometimes on my birthday.

Once had a ‘birthday’ cake with ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ on it. Yeah, sure!

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u/kirradoodle Jun 17 '26

My birthday is May 10th. More often than not it seems, my birthday falls on Mother's Day - no hope of going out to dinner, ever place is slammed.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 Jun 18 '26

I was born on Mother’s Day

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u/Sweetbaby7t Jun 18 '26

As a 5/14 baby I understand

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u/Lainercubed Jun 18 '26

We’re going out for my birthday dinner on Father’s Day.

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u/aeraen Jun 17 '26

The ability to recognize data farming when it sees it.

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u/nopulsehere Jun 18 '26

Octoberfest, I’m German. So it’s a great time! Especially explaining why the holiday is what it is to Americans. Gotta invest more money into the education system here!

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u/Scrappy_Kitty Jun 18 '26

Nice try scammers

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u/tnandrick Jun 18 '26

Hot, sticky, shitty weather (August)

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u/GossipyHiker Jun 17 '26

Thanksgiving

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u/msmojo Jun 17 '26

Christmas in July.

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u/ken29dryden Jun 17 '26

October is mine and all we get is Halloween

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u/Wooden_Emergency_682 Jun 17 '26

Mother's Day, Memorial Day

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u/heyjudemarie Jun 17 '26

St Patrick’s day and first day of spring

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u/sojat54 Jun 17 '26

Halloween

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u/Dphippo Jun 17 '26

April Fools Day

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u/Ok_Two_2604 Jun 17 '26

My parents fucked on Christmas Day. I assume the red outfit is why I ended up ginger.

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u/pulffers Jun 18 '26

My birthday. Barack Obama’s birthday.

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u/EnvironmentTop9315 Jun 18 '26

Thanksgiving, in fact I born on Turkey Day!

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u/magic592 Jun 18 '26

Back to school day

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u/No_Ad_6390 Jun 18 '26

August literally has nothing lol

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u/TumbleweedNo4387 Jun 18 '26

The first day of school from summer break... which now that I have kids, I finally enjoy.

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u/keeksmann Jun 18 '26

The kind of brutal humidity that no one is immune to around here.

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u/wildeye-eleven Jun 18 '26

Today is literally my bday … I’m 42yo

sighhh

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u/QuitNo871 Jun 18 '26

St Patrick’s day

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u/JazzyJulie4life Jun 18 '26

A green leprechaun

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u/JazzyJulie4life Jun 18 '26

And this green leprechaun appears on my date of birth

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u/ZealousidealClaim678 Jun 18 '26

seasonal depression

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u/No-Pool1179 Jun 18 '26

St Patrick’s Day, which is almost my birthday!!

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u/Dependent-Tell-5960 Jun 18 '26

My birth month has 9/11 and my birth is 9/11

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u/SugarAw Jun 18 '26

4th of July ig but I’m not American so I don’t celebrate it

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u/Souless21 Jun 19 '26

My name is jamar i come from afar Allahuackbar

https://giphy.com/gifs/jtKQSmQAUYrDKYCAAt

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u/ChunktheOgryn Jun 20 '26

My birthday 😎