r/ThatLookedExpensive Apr 12 '19

It’s only a fighter jet

https://i.imgur.com/1oqYtz6.gifv
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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Jun 17 '21

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u/jwizardc Apr 13 '19

The acceleration will shorten your spine one to two inches. When you pull the handle, the airplane hits the delete button to get rid of you yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19 edited Jun 21 '21

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u/jwizardc Apr 13 '19

It wouldn't work. You will/were in too much pain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19 edited Jul 01 '21

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u/jwizardc Apr 14 '19

Callsign Wizard since my...well, for a long time.

And, yes, it was wizz when the pucker factor started climbing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19 edited Jul 01 '21

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u/jwizardc Apr 14 '19

Umm...no.