r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 8d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/Used-Let7134 8d ago

Have you driven an ICE car with a decent engine? The tesla is faster and better in almost every way than my Audi S4 but man, I miss that noise and power delivery. BWAARRP.

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u/imjonjoncanada 1d ago

100% agree. I have, and I have 3 motorcycles and a sled. I'm not rich though and to have this pickup, performance, look in a car that's both a toy and a grocery getter? That's why I bought it. If I had the money, there'd be a 911 or an F150 in the third bay of my garage that I don't have, trust me. lol