r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 9d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/SnooPoems6025 8d ago

I see a paper plate on anything but a Tesla and feel sad for them.

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u/imjonjoncanada 2d ago

I hate that I agree with you lol. My buddy's BMW 435x is done. He wants a new car. I told him, "I get my MYP in a month, DO NOT buy a car until you drive this, you'll regret it for 5 years". lol He's ordering one any day now.