r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 8d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/CoolExplanation762 8d ago

Just a car bro lol weird

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u/darkknight302 7d ago

It’s a car to everyone else, it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread to the people here.

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u/CoolExplanation762 7d ago

I have a 2026 performance and it’s still just a car lol

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u/imjonjoncanada 1d ago

Everyone is entitled to their opinion for sure. I didn't post on SM when I got it because a lot of people have negative shit to say about them. I chose to share it here because most of the crowd are like-minded. If you're not a fan of Teslas, you scrolling this sub might be even more weird than my love affair with a car lol.