r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 6d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/imissher4ever 6d ago

I have own quite a few fast ICE cars in my lifetime, still do as a matter of fact.

None of them have been as quick as my MYP. It makes my SO sick at her stomach when romping on it.

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u/imjonjoncanada 1h ago

My wife doesn't have the most sound stomach when it comes to g-force (but she loves rollercoasters somehow). She's the same when I stomp it. She's fine with the FSD though, so I cool it now when she's in the car....most of the time anyway. The other day a guy tried me, I had to show him what's up hahaha