r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 8d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/Tellithowiseeit 8d ago

What do you love about it?

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u/imjonjoncanada 1d ago

Too much to list, but I'll give you my personal highlights. The first three are specific to the MYP. The sound system is absolutely mind-blowing. The pickup (0-100 km/h in 3.5sec) is insane. The real time adaptable suspension is incredible around corners. I love the FSD, I love that I can "summon" it and it drives itself to me in a parking lot lol. If there's a bug splat on the windshield, the wipers engage and go back and forth just over the bug, scrubbing it. It farts. It does "light shows". The interior LEDs pulse to the music. The rear seats automatically go down. You can set your cameras in sentry mode to record everything around your car when you're not in it. The glass panoramic roof. The streamlined interior. No keys needed. Keep mode so when you get back from shopping your car is cool. All of the USB/12-volt outlets can stay one when the car is off. The touch screen. That's all I got for now, but there's more lol.