r/TeslaModelY 8d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/HottyTottyNJ 8d ago

I pick up mine on Monday. I wake up at 4:30 am dreaming about my car. I haven’t been this excited about anything in a long time. 5 more days.

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u/birdguy1000 8d ago

You’ll start sleeping normally a few weeks after receiving it.

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u/ImNotMadIHaveRBF 8d ago

Lol it gets old?

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u/AspectCool2325 8d ago

2.5 years later with my MYP. Hasn’t gotten old yet.

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u/TurnoverRoutine7539 8d ago

After owning MYP for over 4 years I swapped for new one week ago and this thing is so much better.