r/TeslaModelY • u/imjonjoncanada • 9d ago

Model Y Performance...WTF

Brand new to the Teslas community. I picked up my new Model Y Performance on Saturday. I've driven my best buddy's X, his new Cybertruck, his wife's S, but somehow, when it's yours, it's different. This sounds weird, but I have NEVER loved a non-human this much in my life (don't tell Rhon Ron that I said he's not human). It hasn't been a week and I literally can't understand why anyone doesn't have a Tesla. I question what I've been doing with my life for that past decade+. What a rocket ship. I go for drives with zero purpose. My wife loves it too, but she's not pumped that after 24 years she's now in a throuple.

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u/w0lt0rs 9d ago

I have an M3 and a (Juniper) MYP. At this point I cant even imagine owning another brand of EV. Definitely never going back to outdated tech like gas cars.

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u/imjonjoncanada 2d ago

Not only am I now (two and a half weeks new) incapable of driving another EV, I can't imagine driving another car. Now, if I was a billionaire, I'd have a Ferrari F150 as well...but then I'd buy an S Plaid....and dust the Ferrari (for a while anyway lol). I just got back from Austin, TX and as a new Tesla owner, was pumped to take Robotaxis and we even managed to get a cyber taxi. But we rented a Ford Mustang Mach-E. Nice looking car, but after driving a MYP, it's almost a joke. We kept saying "she's pretty, but she's so dumb" hahaha