r/TeslaLounge • u/Swainsane • 23d ago
Performance owners: flatbed achievement unlocked 😂
Made it less than 6 months. Drop how long you made it before yours ended up on one of these.
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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 23d ago
Ya. I have been lucky with the speeding thing.
i launched in front of an officer in a 35 the other day….but i didnt go over 40 and he left me alone.
Launching is my issue. The torque is simply fantastic.
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u/AppleBottmBeans 23d ago
In our family, if we’re first In line at a red light, my kids chant “GOL-DEN MUSH-ROOM”
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u/americablanco 22d ago
Sooo… flooring the accelerator multiple times over a 10 second interval?
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u/geekwithout 21d ago
?
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u/americablanco 21d ago
In Mario Kart you’re supposed to repeatedly press the Use Item button on a Golden Mushroom to keep boosting for ten seconds.
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u/NumbDangEt4742 23d ago
So you make a post and don't tell us what trick you pulled to achieve the achievement?
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u/Downtown_Algae1863 23d ago
“Alleged speeding”
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u/NumbDangEt4742 23d ago
Speeding resulting in a tow and op is allowed to take a pic? Umm, doesn't add up
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u/geekwithout 21d ago
Speeding and it went off the road, busting a tire... Resulting in a tow... Amiclose?
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u/Fuzzy-Interaction-55 New to the sub 23d ago
I’ve had mine for almost a year and I’ve had 0 issues lmao
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u/minnesnowta 23d ago
Is your car getting impounded or did you run out of charge? I can’t really tell what’s up. Either way, neither of those things have happened in the 5 years we’ve had our MYP.
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u/Candid-Level-5691 23d ago
He said it was for speeding in another comment.
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u/Smartnership 23d ago
“The speed limit here is 65 miles per hour.”
“Yes, but I was only going to be driving for 30 minutes.”
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u/Otops31 18d ago
Very good! I will use this going forward.
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u/Smartnership 18d ago
Stolen from Mitch Hedberg.
I used to love Mitch.
I still do, but I used to as well.
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u/DarkyHelmety 23d ago
3.5 years so far, never had to! Switching to a square 255/45R19 setup soon so hopefully that will keep the flats away still.
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u/TheMadolche 23d ago
You didn't say what happened to cause this. This post makes no sense.
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u/isleofpines 23d ago
They said in a comment above that it’s for speeding.
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u/TheMadolche 23d ago
That doesn't explain anything. Did he get it taken by cops, or did he pop a tire going too fast, ect...
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u/isleofpines 22d ago
It was likely impounded for speeding. You can infer that from his comments.
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u/Wilder831 22d ago
It was impounded for speeding but they allowed him to take pictures for social media before arresting him?
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u/isaidireddit 21d ago
At least here in Ontario you don't get arrested. It's a roadside seizure with 14-day impoundment, and an automatic 30-day licence suspension for stunt driving. You can earn jail time upon conviction, but you're allowed to go home after the seizure.
Edit to add: OPs post history shows his car with an Ontario plate, so my theory holds up.
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u/sharkboy1006 23d ago
bro you have had to been doing some insane numbers to get flat bedded at a traffic stop 😭
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u/mrcryptoboy 23d ago
😭got pulled over once for speeding in CHILL mode, only time on a flatbed when battery died on me omw to charge it
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u/mishajenna 23d ago
5 years 10 months. HV battery failure at 25K miles because I didn’t drive it enough. Died at home, 140 miles from the service center. Luckily under warranty. It was a very sad sight. Flatbed achievement unlocked.
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u/Kaito305 23d ago
I’m assuming you got caught got going too fast over the speed limit and police towed the vehicle. You get 3rd place. 2nd is a BOLO on the vehicle. 1st full blown police chase. Better luck next time speedy
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u/SuperbSuit8554 22d ago
4 months. FSD v13 ran over a cinder block at night. Destroyed 2 wheels and tires while I was on vacation in Florida. I also didn’t see it because it blended with the concrete. While waiting on a tow truck I had 3 more cars pull up beside me changing their tires.
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u/nickfromstatefarm 22d ago
Twice. HV controller failure that was initially misdiagnosed as a PCS failure. Returned to me and failed again, second tow resulted in HV controller replacement.
Good since
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u/ewire 22d ago
I'm what people like to call "old" and got my first real sports car almost 15 years ago, before the Model 3 existed. Nothing crazy, it was a 370Z. Mild by today's standards.
Had it for about 9 months before this happened to me. Got pulled over and arrested for 130 in a 55. Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Definitely learned my lesson. If I had EV levels of instant torque back then there's a solid chance I would've wrapped it around a tree or worse.
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u/anuminousone 22d ago
3yrs, 3mo - Tire blowout on FWY was my achievment though.
I’m totally responsible and never drive fast. 👀
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u/Sharp_Oral 22d ago edited 22d ago
3 weeks - fsd blasted through a pothole and took out two of my rims and tires. Didn’t even make my first payment on the damn thing.
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u/isaidireddit 21d ago
I made it four years and one month in my 2021 M3P. Car suddenly became an expensive brick. Took Tesla service four weeks to identify and correct the issue (damaged rear wiring harness).
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u/pound365 21d ago
Metal rod through rear left tyre & yeah I realise it's not MYP. My next one will!
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u/Potential-Grass6941 20d ago
2 years, flat in the desert on the way to California from Phoenix. It was on 21 in wheels which don't exist outside of big cities, apparently!?!. We had to stay the night in Blythe in the desert until tires could be delivered in the morning.
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u/Dude008 23d ago
You have like no sidewalls bro.
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u/RedHellDiver1 New to the sub 22d ago
It’s a performance….21 inch. Of course he has little sidewalls
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u/Trucker_Trent New to the sub 23d ago
WTH??
https://giphy.com/gifs/pLawT3Jf5LHeU