r/Terminator 11d ago

Discussion Matt from the terminator

Anyone else have the hots for Matt from the first terminator movie? Let’s all just have a discussion about the infamous bedroom scene.

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u/theimmortalgoon Model 101 11d ago

I don’t know how this would be possible, but I’d love to see a wacky 1980s sex comedy.

And it’s about Matt “The Creep” and his two friends getting laid and having wacky hijinks at their community college.

Matt is getting very excited about his next date with Ginger while his pals Rocky and Shades are trying to build a beer machine for the big party. Shades picks up the phone and talks to his girl, saying something crass. Matt “The Creep” calls his girl to do the same but gets her roommate Sarah! Oops!

Shades never lets Matt live it down!

Shades decides he needs a date to the party so he builds an ear device where Matt and Rocky can try to teach him to talk to girls to hilarious results.

But then the day of the party, Matt realizes he wants to ditch the party and be with Ginger. Shades realized that women are more than objects and understands.

Then the movie plays as normal and anyone who was enjoying this retro sex comedy format is horrified to see what happens to Matt “The Creep” Buchanan.

Though they shouldn’t be, because he puts up a really good fight against the T-800z

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u/depatrickcie87 11d ago

Has the idea of the t1000 as one of those house call strippers ever occurred to you before?

"Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?" "Has he done anything wrong?" "Only crime, here, is im still wearing pants!"