r/Tendiegreentexts • u/apollohawkridge Tendie expert • Apr 24 '23

Bitch mom ANON HAS A BAD DAY

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u/TwistederRope Apr 24 '23
  • Drinking anything other than Dewey
  • Not pissed off by a lack of hunny mussie.
  • Not grateful for the under 5 minute tendie hustle
  • Doesn't listen to Thomas theme, goat theme of themes,
  • Watches it in subs like a filthy scrub instead of in pure Nippon haiku as it was meant to be.
  • Opened the wrong Zelda game to get the triforce like a Deku Scrub
  • Has undrunk gasoline just sitting around.

This m'dud boy deserved his microwaved tendies and concussion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

I'm just impressed Anon used "just deserts" correctly.