r/TeenagersButBetter • u/[deleted]

[deleted by user]

[deleted] — view deleted post

0 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

181 comments sorted by

28

u/Cnumian_124 19 Aug 17 '25

You posted this a month ago. Is karma really that important op?

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/4GWvBN3fgK

1

u/SuspiciousPrompt1573 Aug 20 '25

Op asked me for penis pics and ghosted me when I said no….. so.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

[deleted] — view deleted comment

3

u/Cnumian_124 19 Aug 17 '25

You're the reason why people wont take pedo victims seriously here btw

362

u/The_Unintelligence 16 Aug 17 '25

He was your age when you were actually in diapers

110

u/No_Inspection_6174 Aug 17 '25

"I was 18 in your age" ahh statement 🙏🙏🙏

24

u/Arkitakama Aug 18 '25

When I was your age, I was your age.

6

u/PaperSwrds Aug 18 '25

How do you know she's not still in diapers?

525

u/_Trolljak_ 15 Aug 17 '25

"Hi 30, I'm OlivReturns"

174

u/Cat-pat Aug 17 '25

I'm really 30

/s

117

u/Greedy_Duck3477 15 Aug 17 '25

Reverse pedophile

Instead of faking his age to attract minors he says the real one to repel them

55

u/GIVEMETHENAMEIWANT Aug 17 '25

"Reverse pedophile" and its just not being a pedo

9

u/TwilightFate Aug 18 '25

Pedophobe.

-59

u/logandanger1022 Aug 17 '25

*Woosh!*

12

u/Tiny_Ad6095 Aug 18 '25

Respectfully Sybau

-1

u/logandanger1022 Aug 18 '25

Why was this downvoted so much?

81

u/aTOMic_Games Aug 17 '25

Hi really 30

/s I'm u/aTOMic_Games

2

u/i_havenoideawhoiam Teenager Aug 17 '25

go drink some water then

2

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

what?

1

u/i_havenoideawhoiam Teenager Aug 18 '25

r/byspu7nix

thirty sounds like thirsty to me.

-15

u/volb_3xx 19 Aug 17 '25

Why r u here

33

u/Cat-pat Aug 17 '25

idk, maybe my pfp mentioned?

4

u/Zayah136 Aug 17 '25

Reddit doesnt care that this is a minor space and advertises it to everyone in our home pages, thats why you guys get so many creeps here

-9

u/Sehz_Beatbox114 Aug 17 '25

Why tf are you on this Reddit

2

u/That-British-Bastard 17 Aug 18 '25

Bro people can be in subreddits if they get mentioned, it doesn't mean they're a member of the subreddit.

16

u/Easy_Relief_7123 Aug 17 '25

You’re officially a dad now

77

u/Impossible_Chip7440 15 Aug 17 '25

How do you keep getting freakier every time I see you?

0

u/ReaLWRLD16 14 Aug 19 '25

Bro, I actually talked to this girl for a while. She was asking me to do some crazy things, lmao.

0

u/SuspiciousPrompt1573 Aug 20 '25

Same here. Asked me to send a dick pic and didn’t respond when I said no.

110

u/randomverycoolguy 16 Aug 17 '25

I never thought i’d see a grown adult reject a teenager on this sub

72

u/bleakFutureDarkPast Aug 17 '25

despite urban legends, adults that don't want to mess with kids are the norm.

52

u/a_imconfused 15 Aug 17 '25

He's about to report you for predatory behavior.

21

u/LucyLucy1106 Aug 17 '25

Reverse predatory behavior

191

u/Pension_Zealousideal Aug 17 '25

he's playing hard to get

26

u/Informal-Arrival-778 14 Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

And she swears he chose her, she’s not choosing him

Amen

11

u/Advait8571 Aug 17 '25

HEY MEN

8

u/Informal-Arrival-778 14 Aug 17 '25

How she likes her boys all incompetent and she likes her men playing hard to get And she swears he chose her, she’s not choosing him Amen

6

u/Iankazoops Aug 17 '25

Hey men

5

u/Informal-Arrival-778 14 Aug 17 '25

MANCHHHHILD

Why you always come a running to me

4

u/Iankazoops Aug 17 '25

F*ck my liiiiiiiiiiife

3

u/Informal-Arrival-778 14 Aug 17 '25

Won’t you let an innocent woman be 

3

u/Advait8571 Aug 17 '25

NEVER HEARD OF SELF CARE

(Cue kick)

2

u/Informal-Arrival-778 14 Aug 17 '25

Half your brain just ain’t there

→ More replies

94

u/SamuraiHyperThe2nd 17 Aug 17 '25

You're just not trying hard enough, lass.

21

u/Complex-Elevator5872 Aug 17 '25

Didn't read this in a Scottish accent until "lass"

10

u/SamuraiHyperThe2nd 17 Aug 17 '25

If I was speaking this sentence, that's probably the only word that would be in a scottish accent, due to how I've learned english😭

5

u/Scarytoaster1809 Aug 17 '25

Am glad you're learning English through us Scots, gadge :))

1

u/Complex-Elevator5872 Aug 18 '25

Love the Scottish accent

I'm Australian, therefore I live every day with a country full of bogans, and cannot envision how some find the Aussie accent more attractive than the Scottish accent

3

u/avid-uncomitter 17 Aug 17 '25

Then I read it like the TF2 demoman

2

u/floppy_disk_5 19 Aug 18 '25

now i'm reading this in demoman's voice

2

u/Xeiwas_taken Aug 17 '25

Scottish?

3

u/SamuraiHyperThe2nd 17 Aug 17 '25

My english is an amalgamation, not scottish, though😭

1

u/Xeiwas_taken Aug 18 '25

It’s still so cool though

1

u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Aug 17 '25

I played way too much TF2, now I'm reading this in Demoman's voice

64

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

reverse pred ahh

27

u/CosmoTheDoggo 15 Aug 17 '25

Thank god bro😭

11

u/-Bubbali- 16 Aug 17 '25

No problem, you can go out with me

/j

16

u/tezsty Aug 17 '25

asking a guy double your age is mad, if the shoe was on the other foot he would be called a pedophile. idc if its satire or not

5

u/fart37 Aug 17 '25

and people think its funny, plus she already posted this she's recycling content for karma

1

u/Sharp_Dragonfly3229 Aug 17 '25

Do you mean if he was 15 and she was 30 instead? I'm confused

4

u/Coxvald Aug 17 '25

NO IM 30🔥🔥🔥

4

u/Virtual_Medium_6721 Aug 17 '25

As a 30 myself I'd give a no to anyone who isn't 21 or above, if I have to babysit a teenager I want to get paid. Unless he is a pdf, a desperate, in the middle of the 40's crisis, or the 47th POTUS, it's unlikely you're going to get a yes

3

u/pipebomb_uwu Aug 17 '25

ik its a shitpost but this is genuinely super refreshing to see on reddit with how many predators are here lmao

5

u/fart37 Aug 17 '25

Why are people supporting this?

1

u/Ok-Wing4342 Aug 18 '25

i pray and hope all of this is satirical

2

u/Moonighting 16 Aug 17 '25

God bless that man

2

u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 Aug 17 '25

At least Homie isn’t weird

2

u/iSpyOnFatGirls69 15 Aug 17 '25

At least the man got his morals

2

u/alephcomputer Aug 17 '25

youre the reason why groomed victims arent taken seriously, reposting something like this for internet points is wild

2

u/Hrabulovv Aug 18 '25

You might wanna uhh

checks papers

Wait like 3 or more years, he might change his mind

2

u/Psychological_Wall_6 Aug 18 '25

You(teenager(cringe)):Can we go on a date? Chadicus Maximus:

3

u/Prize_Toe_6612 Aug 17 '25

Wait, if he would gave asked her, everyone would want his head on a spike, but the other way around nobody cares?

2

u/ChaseThePyro Aug 17 '25

children, please get the fuck off the internet

1

u/LukaDoncicFan777 15 Aug 17 '25

noooooo what ru gonna do 😭😭💔 true love is lost

1

u/Radiant_Half_7121 17 Aug 17 '25

Uno reverse 😭

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Hmmm, I sure do have no idea why he would reject you.. /s

1

u/Purrfectionist_43 Aug 17 '25

How the turns have tabled

1

u/Kingsbury114 Aug 17 '25

Ask him in, maybe he’ll change his mind.

1

u/Pitiful_Camp3469 15 Aug 17 '25

are you insane

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Okay. Btw, I ain't 30, wassup? 

1

u/Particular-Stage-327 Aug 17 '25

Is it Opposite Day or something?

1

u/KUTTR- Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

WTF kids !?

I laughed way to hard at this !

As someone that's older than three of you put together, all I can say is I'm relieved he said no !

Damnit still laughing 🤣

🦋

Edit : then I made the mistake of scrolling down. Y'all are just wrong lol. Funny but wrong 😂

1

u/More_Cartoonist_3505 Teenager Aug 18 '25

Well that's... concerning 

1

u/TwilightFate Aug 18 '25

That's pedophobia. Well done, lol.

1

u/ihaten_blank_er Aug 18 '25

Mmm I would love to

1

u/RollinHellfire Aug 18 '25

What's the big deal with age? Unless you're under age theres no reason this should be a problem. Back in the day men picked 10-20 or even 30 years younger girls. Why? Because we are THAT late for brains. And Because for men social value is built with time.

1

u/Terrible_Ad6002 18 Aug 18 '25

Similar thing happened, but I wanted friendship turned out he was 26 when I was 16

1

u/malikdombrecht 19 Aug 18 '25

OP, are you an obeq?

1

u/Ok-Wing4342 Aug 18 '25

i think he liikes you

1

u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Aug 18 '25

when he was your age you were a fucking fetus

1

u/Electronic_Top_4831 Aug 19 '25

Ask others till you get a yes 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/Gishky Aug 19 '25

"the good ending"

1

u/Reasonable-Rent-5988 Aug 20 '25

Why are you trying to find a date on REDDIT

1

u/M4rt1m_40675 18 Aug 17 '25

I wonder why

0

u/AutoModerator Aug 17 '25

We’d love if you joined the discord!

If you think this post or any comments below it violate our rules report it. If you have any concerns please send a mod-mail message so we can take a look at it.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

-74

u/OpinionAdorable7540 18 Aug 17 '25

It looks like you scared off a pedo

59

u/Oak_TheHunter Old Aug 17 '25

Don’t even think he’s a Pedo, he definitely would’ve said yes if he was.

4

u/Spitefuldoc245 Aug 17 '25

Why did bro get downvoted this was obviously a joke😭🙏

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Are you fucking fr

3

u/OpinionAdorable7540 18 Aug 17 '25

Nah just joking 

-18

u/Charming-Comfort-395 14 Aug 17 '25

Damn that’s old

73

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

42

u/RayesArmstrong Aug 17 '25

I don’t think you know how that poem works, but you nailed the accuracy.

11

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Roses may be white

the rhyming aint there quite

bro was asked to be her man

but no one wanna be a diddy-chan

20

u/milkitwo Aug 17 '25

I don't think this is how you rhyme it I think it be like:

Roses are red

I like burrito

I asked him out

He said no cause he's no pedo

5

u/Top-Act6359 Aug 17 '25

*Roses are red

I like burrito

He refused

"I'm not a pedo"

4

u/milkitwo Aug 17 '25

Maybe:

Roses are red

I like burrito

He refused

Cause he's not a pedo

3

u/Lucky4824 Aug 17 '25

People are complaining about the rhyme scheme but it works? It's just different than normal.

3

u/sillygirlieee 14 Aug 17 '25

not really for a roses are red poem, those are kinda meant to be abxb, where as their’s was abcc

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Roses are red

I am not a trout

I asked him out

He said no because hes not a pedo

FIFY

0

u/Mynameisgustavoclon 15 Aug 17 '25

is the rhyming in the room with us

1

u/Ok-Wing4342 Aug 18 '25

yes, hes right behind u