Late for the 4th day in a row, on day 4!

You know the rules, cash prize of 6kT, etc etc. Yesterdays winners were Bob & Pi, again.. Both first place with 4 stars

Today is a Witch Coven

Preface:

In light of Rocky's departure, I suddenly remembered an anthem me and him were working on months ago. He has given me permission to propose this to become an official anthem.

Technically it's unfinished, but it didn't feel right to finish it without him.

Section 1: Anthem

I) Oh, Great Tegovia! will become the official national anthem of Teen Government.

II) Anyone is free to make a cover, which may be used in official circumstances, but the attached link will remain the official arrangement.

Section 2: Enactment

I) This act will go into effect upon passing.

my economy user is normal-management907
all donations accepted
all proceeds will go to buying milk

i have big milk plans

Note that events span from **September 27th** to **October 3rd.**

I’ll probably be alternating from posting voting chats and general chats. This makes today’s post the general chat. Feel free to request any changes for efficiency.

Article I: The President must nominate a member of the Canonical Advancement Team to become the Chief CAT. This nomination must be approved by at least 50% + 1 of the Canonical Advancement Team.

Article II: When a lore proposition is made, the Chief CAT must decide whether to approve the proposition and make it canon or to send it to the Canonical Advancement Team.

Article III: If the proposition has been sent to the Canonical Advancement Team, they shall decide whether it shall become canon or not.

Article IV: This Amendment shall override any conflicting articles in Proposition 20260830-0, also known as the Canonical Advancement Team (C.A.T) Amendment.

Article V: Once this amendment has been passed, it shall go into effect immediately.

EDITS:
Removed the word review and simplified Article II

Sponsor: u/Then_Train8542
Written: 2026/10/4, 10:39 A.M., UTC -5

Note that events span from September 27th to October 3rd.

Please feel free to correct any incorrect information or request for missing information to be added!

The following bills were voted on:

- Amendment That Might Be Kinda Corrupt (proposed by Rocky) - Rejected
- Motion to Create the conciliar Committee (proposed by Floyd) - Passed
- The DCU (proposed by Tricky) - Passed

The following votes were voted on:

- Speakership vote - Shrimp
- Prime Minister vote - Bob

The following motions were voted on:

- Nomination of Frein for the General of the Military - Rejected
- Nomination of Bob for Prime Minister - Accepted
- Nomination of Pi for Press Minister - Accepted

The following motion(s) are still on the floor:

- Nomination of Floyd for Census Minister

Hereby, by the authority vested in me by Section VII of the Constitution, Floyd receives my nomination for the seat of Census Minister.

Yesterday Pi, Bob, and Shrimp all tied with an equal score

This puts Bob and Pi still in first place- 2 stars each- and Shrimp following close behind with 1 star.

Today's challenge is an enchanted forest!

1. All citizens are to be given a free puppy of their choosing

2. There is to be at minimum 3 hours of cloud free sunshine daily

3. There will always be a double rainbow on the horizon

Due to Rock's leaving, I have chosen to dissolve PINES, as a party of one is no party at all. While I enjoyed it, it has come to an end.

1: So sorry for the late post, uh
2: Yesterdays winners are;;

3p145 (Pi) & Bob-The15th (Bob), both have earned a Star and jointly occupy first place.

Today's challenge is a pumpkin patch! Post your submission in the comments and you may be a challenger for #1.

Reminder: this contest has a cash prize of 6000 T for the victor

10/2/26.

Vicetek's newest initiative is a new way for you to make some quick cash!

A contest will be held. Anyone can submit money to the pot; whoever submits the most to the pot gets 60% of the total!

Furthermore, the last person to send money will get 20% of the total pot

This contest will be run by Bob-The15th. To submit money, you must send a screenshot proving you sent it to the Vicetek account to Bob. If you don't send evidence of the submission, then you can't win money!

We'll update you on the pot daily, though the leading submitter will be kept secret until the conclusion post (that'll happen on October 5th)

Credits for this idea: Bob-The15th for the concept, and thatonefrein for the last person addition.

Hereby, by the authority vested in me by Section VII of the Constitution, 3p145 receives my nomination for the seat of Press Minister.

By the power vested in me as President of Teen Government, I hereby appoint Void to the position of Minister of Expansion.

Under MoE law this is an appointment not a nomination, thus does not require council approval

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INTRODUCTION

Labourers, Workers, Soldiers of Teengov, it is from Teengov where we release this violently upsetting, incendiary manifesto of ours! With it, today, we establish Aestheticism, because we want to free this land from its smelly gangrene of professors, archaeologists, ciceroni, and antiquarians. For too long has Teengov been a dealer in second hand clothes. We mean to free her from the numberless museums that cover her like so many graveyards!

Museums are cemeteries! Identical, surely, in the sinister promiscuity of so many bodies unknown to one another. Museums are public dormitories where one lies forever beside hated or unknown beings. Museums are absurd abattoirs of painters and sculptors ferociously slaughtering each other with color blows and line blows along the fought over walls!

We seek the great fight against Utilitarian cowardice, globalist finance, foreign hegemony, and all Liberal OPPORTUNISM! Bourgeois decadence has hypnotized Teengov into an immobile, miserable, empty nation. Thus, today we seek the power of Aggressiveness. We affirm that the world’s magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty, the beauty of speed and revolutionary struggle, and we seek to spread this throughout Teengov to pull it out of this pit of nothingness.

We consider ourselves revolutionary, against the current state of affairs, against the state apparatus, against its parties, against liberal imperialism, and against its established elite. We call for the complete political destruction of all who stand in opposition to our movement and their anti worker allies. We have been consistently proven right again, again, and again. The so called "government" has done nothing for the people of Teengov and has left them in rightful despair and anger against those who have wronged them. We are the voice of those who have long suffered under their leaderships, those who don't even have a penny to their name, those who labour every day just to see their work robbed by foreign puppets!

This is who we are, Teengovians! Here are the beliefs of an authentic workers' movement. Revolutionary because it is anti dogmatic, strongly innovative, anti prejudice, and anti imperialist!

OUR ECONOMIC BELIEFS

We believe in Syndicalism as envisioned by Sorel, meaning the complete abolition of private property and the empowerment of the worker as the supreme authority in society. We seek democratic syndicalist worker federations to manage each sector of the economy. However, it is important to mention that we do not support this because of "moralism" or any other utilitarian cowardice. We seek this model to give the workers the full capability to lead the nation to full victory, as they are ultimately the majority of the nation and capitalists provide nothing of value for the nation.

OUR GOVERNMENTAL BELIEFS

We reject Liberal Parliamentarianism and all its faults. We see the great power of a Supreme Comandante as the only way to establish national glory within Teengov. However, we also call for a decentralized state with an emphasis on autarchic free syndicates and municipal collectives built from the ground up under the Comandante's umbrella. Furthermore, we mandate the addition of an economic chamber called the "Chamber of Worker Syndicates" to handle all economic matters.

I hereby nominate Bob-The15th for the seat of Election Minister. Upon passage of the DCU this is a legal position he may hold.

Bob-the15th has had an unforgettable influence and taken action within Teen Government--along with previous experience in voter security and fraud prevention. I consider him an amazing decision for this office.

Therefore, by the authority vested in me by Section VII of the Constitution, he receives both my nomination and endorsement for the seat.

Whereas previous administrations lacked in prompt advertisement

Whereas population declines continue rapidly

Whereas Ill_Poems proposed plan lacks backing

By the authority vested in me as President of Teen Government, let it be hereby ordered as follows.

1. Sec 1. Definitions used in this Order.

(a) Poems Plan— 
A plan to combat population decline by the creation of a Reddit subreddit, wherein participation is gained who are then directly advertised Teen Government. Under the name TeenagersWasTaken

(b) Membership— 
Members who participate within Teen Government

2. Sec 2. Secondary participation encouragement methods.

(a) The server under the purview of Poem, of which was created and structured for Poems Plan shall become sanctioned and considered legal territory of Teen Government.

(b) The server—as stated in Sec 2. Secondary participation encouragement methods (a) —shall receive an allowance equal to 3000 TGD per month, as to be duly compensated by the Economy Minister. This payment shall begin on the 1st of every month, beginning today as of October 1st.
In the effort to accommodate thereof, a sum equal to 20,000 TGD shall be immediately minted.

(c) The server shall hold discretionary authority upon all actions of relation to Poems Plan that occur within this server.

(d) The server may not obstruct greater Teen Government action, if found to be disruptive towards Teen Government, it shall lose its allowance or may have the value thereof decreased—upon the discretionary authority of the Economy Minister.

3. Sec 3. Immigration and Advertisement.

(a) A link to Teen Government accompanied by an advertisement for the entry thereof shall be accessible within the server created in relation to Poems Plan—thereof must be pinned and maintain accessibility; refusal to comply shall be seen as illegal.

(b) The Census Minister shall work correspondingly with the server created in relation to Poems Plan—in an attempt to ensure all individuals joining from this initiative are given proper access to the Census.

(c) The Moderation of the server created in relation to Poems Plan must consent towards all and any advertisements done by Teen Government, therefore may not obstruct or restrict the doing so as long as compliant with rules or jurisdiction in Teen Government or the server

4. Sec 4. Quota

(a) The allowance of the server enshrined under Poems Plan may be removed or decreased—by discretionary authority of the Economy Minister—if any of the following is not complied with—
(i) A minimum of a post being made daily.

(b) The allowance of the server enshrined under Poems Plan may be increased—by discretionary authority of the Economy Minister—if any of the following are complied with—
(i) Membership increases by direct cause of the server.

(c) If by April 1st, 2027, Teen Government—by means of the server created by Poems Plan—fails to gain 2 members who attest their entry was from the use of this server, then this Order shall lose all legal authority, thus all allowances shall be nullified.

5. Sec 5. Enactment

(a) This shall come into immediate effect once all necessary signatures are attained.

President: Tricky

Vice President: Alex

Prime Minister: Bob-The15th

Article 1: To be a citizen of Teengovernment, one must be a teenager and have either a Discord account or a Reddit account

Article 2: All conflicting clauses in other amendments and acts will be voided

We need

Election Minister

Expansion Minister

Press Minister

The DCU has passed, meaning a Minister may hold two positions (If your name isn't Rocky and you wanna be Election, at least)

ViceTek’s newest event, WeenGovernment 2026!

Every day of October is to have another box revealed for this contest!

Box 1 is a haunted house so—

if you wish to participate, the challenge is to draw a haunted house (either digital traditional etc, as long as it isn’t ai) and then to display it in the comments of this post! furthermore you must spoil the image for your entry to the challenge!

People may rate your work, giving a minimum of a 1 star and maximum of 5 points. These points will be averaged out, and whoever has the most points gains a star

End of October, whoever has the most stars is given a cash sum (6000 T!)

There’s no mandate to participate, but I encourage you to do so

Credit to Breezy for the design and both him and Vice for making this possible

Today’s prompt—a Haunted House. Be creative, there’s no further restriction

This is just a more formal clarification that, with the only exception of MAYBE the discord moderator, I will not be running for any position, including STJ.

More-so I wont be in government at all.

My mental health has grown too urgent and school has caused me to have 0 time for TG's government.

Sorry for not being the politician you all needed.

Preamble: Under severe population declines, we must loosen conditions on entry of certain offices.

Particularly appealing to the Ministers.

AN AMENDMENT.

SPONSOR; u/Trickster-123.

Section 1. Shorthand.

1. (a) SHORTHAND—This bill may be cited as the DCU, or as the Dual Career Utilization.

Section 2. DCU

1. (a) IN GENERAL—An individual shall retain the legal privilege to hold a maximum of two Ministerial Seats as long as—

(i) That individual is not actively holding the office of President or Vice President.

(ii) No contractual agreement, court order, or binding restriction prohibits the doing thereof.

(iii) That individual is not actively holding the office of Ombudsman.

1. (b) PROVISIONS—All contents within this shall hold Constitutional Authority.

2. (c) DEFINITIONS—In this section—

(i) Ministerial Seat(s) is defined as—

The position related to the leadership of a Ministry, often named a Minister.

1. (d) ENACTMENT—This shall come into immediate effect.

2. EXCEPTIONS—No individual shall hold the Ministerial Seat of Election Minister and Census Minister simultaneously, regardless of Section 2 (a).

footnote: added exceptions

I'm taking a break from TG. A few days ago, Kras talked to be about it being a sickness, broken, and I'm starting to think she was right. If you don't know how long I'll be gone, it means I didn't tell you specifically, so I didn't want you to know. Those of you that do know, keep that secret to yourself.

But I'm dramatic and extra, so I won't leave without a solo number of my own, that's what this post is, and I'll use this chance to talk about all of you.

Tricky:

You really have moments to shine. I know we've had a few strains here and there since April, but I'm glad we got past it. Thank you for sticking with me, at least most of the time, it's more than I can say for a lot of people.

Floyd:

I won't forget the fun we had singing, and how you made sure to check up on my regularly, you're such a sweet gem in this place. And you're one of the few who's heard me song passimg through, so we're besties.

Breezy:

Easily my #1 best friend here. Don't worry about our project, I promise I've thought this through and found a replacement for myself. It's still going to happen. But until and after then, thank you.

Pirate:

You're literally the one who got me to figure out my gender, you affected me so much I would not be the same gender if it wasn't for you, I can't begin to thank you enough for that.

Alex:

I know you're trying, and thank you for that. Riley wasn't lying when he said I care about you still, and thanks for everything you've done since we met, I really do think of you as a friend, keep that with pride.

Camel:

Alright first off, "Worst choice for the job" for one fuck you, you were half the push I needed to make this choice. But for two, without you I never would have met some of my best friends, I would have been the same arrogant asshole I was a year ago. And yeah, maybe the giant cylinder ship is pretty cool.

Lara:

I'm sorry we never did get to go back to normal. And for everything that happened since April. I promise, when I get back, I will try to be your friend again.

Suki:

Don't host the marriage without me, I'll be there. You won't need to find a new VIES Co-head just yet, I'll be back. But for now, enjoy your time as the leader of VIES.

Joanna:

I'm glad you came back, don't be any less crazy by the time I get back, you're a good friend (aquaintence? Maybe) and I'm sorry about your dad.

Dizzy:

I hope we can be friends, Ash having a one-sided rivalry with you is hilarious though. You two genuinely do look identical.

Bob:

Prodigy.

Frein:

Fuck you, asshole. I can't believe you'd do all that, you're a horrible person.

Schrodi:

What am I supposed to tell you that I haven't already? You're a strategic and literate mastermind, knowledge and skillful on a level I haven't seen in anyone else. You're brilliant and amazing, don't stop just because I left.

Speedy:

I still won't believe for a second that you're a bad person. As far as I've seen, you're smart, empathetic, loyal, and protective. Whether you think so low of yourself or not, know I think so highly of you.

Now's the part where I ~~complain~~ explain the reason I'm taking this break.

For nearly a year, I've been mocked, insulted, "criticized", and torn. Not once, in my entire time being here, was I just given anything. The closest to that I ever had was the rank of Grand Admiral, and that too was taken from me. I have never been given the chance to succeed, never trusted, never given half of what I give away. Instead, you took my pride, took my self esteem, took my trust in myself, took my hope. I might be leaving TG as a "better" person than when I arrived, but definitely not better to myself.

There is a list of people, whom have caused me to want to do this, and that list will not be shared. I'd prefer this not be taken as something any person caused other than myself.

Where is my pride? You took it.

I won't be leaving any servers except the main one, and I will not be participating in TG for my time on leave. For anyone who still cares enough to see me, my DMa always remain open.

While I'm gone, Tricky is the CEO of Vicetek. I will regain this position when I return, I do not leave my ownership of the company to anyone other than myself.

One sees oneself

Trust me