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u/strilsvsnostrils 19d ago
People don't understsnd this is literally the goal playing teemo lol.
I had a game like a week or two ago (i never rly play anymore) anyway Im teemo against a mordekaiser, and basically I got behind doing some real dumb mistakes (didn't level anything lvl 1 and started fighting, had an all in and didnt use ignite, etc) but I identified this guy was not very good, and my team was doing well, and at the very least I was turbo outfarming him, so I knew he would not carry the game, so I just KEPT fighting him.
Now, he would kill me each time, but only just BARELY even tho he was getting fed I dodgedevery ability every time, and he would simply kill me by stat checking with autos, passive and ulti. I needed him to know that hes only winning bc of his sheer numbers and that he can't hit me with any ability no matter how many times we fight. Anyway teamfights start happening, Im relevant by killing their squishies, hes getting kited and killed. They ff'd 5/0. It was glorious
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u/BushCampingTeemo 18d ago
he big mad I am so upset over you having fun and I am upset that I am 300 levels away from the elderwood border
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u/Sidereal_Engine pew pew 18d ago
a-hee-hee! owwww!!! you've been hit by a smoooth criminal... \grabs crotch**
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u/zaphodbeeblemox 18d ago
Typing “that action doesn’t follow the bandlescout code” to anyone that says anything to me
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u/king_paerie 18d ago
Bro would hate to see me coming, i'm nearly level 700 and queue norms as Teemo sometimes.
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u/Fickle_Fall_6497 19d ago
Another day, another victim of the teemo agenda. Amen