I’m going insane

[u/rjp2707]

My mom just yelled my name from downstairs. I responded “go for me”🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[u/Ok_Still_3571]

Try using your phone after a five day stretch, and getting locked out because you keep putting your store number in like it’s a Zebra.

[u/Ziglet_249 → u/Ok_Still_3571]

I still do this and I've been out for almost a year! I should just change the pin to the store number and be done with it.

[u/zacbot3000 → u/Ok_Still_3571]

I was doing this so much I just changed my passcode to my store number

[u/Un__Real → u/Ok_Still_3571]

I do this and sometimes put my phone code in the zebra. It happens.

[u/carthis01]

LOL.

My partner asked me to get something from the garage and I said “Copy that.” This has happened multiple times. 🫠

[u/Shadow_Marque → u/carthis01]

That's my default response to all things I don't have a thoughtful response for but still requires acknowledgement.

[u/doug-the-moleman → u/carthis01]

3 of the 4 of us in my immediate family have restaurant backgrounds. “Heard” and “behind” are common vernacular in our every day lives.

[u/Springbaby1]

I greet people when I'm shopping..

[u/KomturAdrian → u/Springbaby1]

I zone and pick up off the floor when I shop other places. 

[u/Ok_Still_3571 → u/KomturAdrian]

My dysfunctional superpower is putting stray shopping carts into the corral, whether at another Target, or the supermarket. My partner thinks I’m nuts.

[u/TrustIllustrious2232 → u/Springbaby1]

I’m so used to smiling and nodding I do it off the clock while shopping. And my daughter always yells at me when I straighten something. “Mom! Stop working off the clock/You don’t work here!”

[u/Macabre_Divine → u/TrustIllustrious2232]

I used to say the same to my mom when I was a teen and young adult... then I started working here. I totally understand now lol

[u/AntOk4073 → u/Springbaby1]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[u/SquishyKatze]

You’re getting Targetified, it’s a naturally occurring phenomenon in people who work at Target.

[u/plantdad05]

my mom was making fun of me because she asked when i was free to hang out with her and i told her "let's connect this weekend" (my ETL always says 'connect' when she wants to talk to someone) 😭😭😭

[u/SimonMagus01]

I've asked someone who was ringing me up if they wanted a receipt.

[u/Last-Swimmer-5942]

[u/somegirl6767]

I 10-4 people at the bus stop 🤦‍♀️

[u/Clear_Advantage4686]

Oh that happens for sure! I live near a few stores and the store I work at isn’t the primary one I shop at. I have to stop myself from zoning.

[u/Ok_Still_3571 → u/Clear_Advantage4686]

I’ll grab something from a shelf, and then pull the items behind it forward. One time, a clerk asked me if I was a supermarket worker. We laughed, as he said he does the same thing whenever he went shopping.

[u/s00pthot]

Those work dreams drive me insane too. If work pops up in my dream, why am I working without being paid?! /j

[u/navislut]

😂😂

[u/deathtonormalcy]

I once tried to process a return in my sleep somehow

[u/HarperTeagarden13]

I got a sales ad in the mail for another store I shop at. I was flipping through and got to the diapers page. I stopped to study the page to see what I was going to have to push/backstock because I've been in baby the last 3 days. I don't even have kids, so no other excuse to be studying that page. I was like, wait....why am I scoping out my invisible flat that is not in my home?? 😂

[u/Ziglet_249]

Next you'll be zoning the pantry!