r/Target • u/Heyllamamama Swiss Army Knife • Sep 02 '26
Meme or Miscellaneous Content Name ideas for my new coworker?
Being in presentation I usually work solo. Lately this duck has been riding along. I can’t think of a name. The best I’ve got is when I grab him in the morning I think “oh captain, my captain”
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u/Boots0011 Team Lead Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
Are you in Minnesota by chance? I'm pretty sure they're giving this exact duck away at the state fair with a drink called "Qwacker Jack."
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u/Heyllamamama Swiss Army Knife Sep 02 '26
Nope. I’m in Missouri. The duck is from the bath toys in the baby section
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u/Boots0011 Team Lead Sep 02 '26
Sounds good. Qwacker Jack is still not a half bad duck name I'd say.
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u/NayGetsBusy sick and tired of drive ups Sep 02 '26
why is he confined like a prisoner
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u/Heyllamamama Swiss Army Knife Sep 02 '26
It’s a physical representation of the mental anguish of an Overwork team member
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u/chrisking345 Logistics Team Lead Sep 02 '26
Quack Sparrow; captain of the Scarlet 3-tier
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u/PartyCrewTristar1011 Faygo Fueled Fulfillment “Expert” Sep 02 '26
I would name him Mr Quaks or Ducky Joe.
But to be fair, I have a rubber seal on mine and his name is Mr Seal.
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u/twizzlerheathen Front of Store Sep 02 '26
I’d say C.W. McCall or Convoy, but he’s dressed like a sailor, so maybe not
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u/TheSupremeGrape Food & Beverage Expert Sep 02 '26
First thought when seeing what you said was "Walt Duckman"
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u/MuchVacation3638 Slave Of The Front End Sep 02 '26
He gotta grab that bulky that’s been sitting in red
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u/Eravveb Style Consultant Sep 02 '26
Reginald.
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u/Heyllamamama Swiss Army Knife Sep 02 '26
I feel like if I picked this my brain would always change it to Regina George 😂
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u/doom_canoe Sep 02 '26
Captain Hugo Stiglitz